[Tiara]

MATH!



(Outcome is always the same so I just posted the link)

[Exarch]

Lets see, I know Danish, English, German and French. Come to think of it, I know more programming languages than real languages, especially as both my French and my German are quite rusty from lack of recent use

[kode]

Originally posted by Exarch
Lets see, I know Danish, English, German and French. Come to think of it, I know more programming languages than real languages, especially as both my French and my German are quite rusty from lack of recent use

gah! you speak teh porridge language!

[Nico]

Originally posted by Tiara
MATH!



(Outcome is always the same so I just posted the link)

w00t, now I'll know how to call my scret weapon when I play worms armaggeddon

[Darkage]

Darkage


Darkage is a pair of underpants that can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds! It speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones and may have harmful side effects.





Daan

Daan is a WAP device that improves upper-body muscle and dispenses tea or coffee.

again


Shivan
Shivan is like a normal laser-printer, but it explodes when dropped.

LOL!!

Terran
Terran is a bracelet that shreds documents! It can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds.

Hehe

vasudan
vasudan is a beermat that hangs upside-down from the ceiling and catalogues its contents.

lol


CP5670
CP5670 is a newspaper that doesn't need batteries and runs on compressed air.

ROFL!!:D


Nice site Tiara:D

[Knight Templar]

*doesn't know wether to question or chuckle*



KT is a feather duster that spins about its axis! It obeys simple instructions.

[TopAce]

Originally posted by TrashMan
Che bella cosa da dire!

Sapete, io parlo la lingua italiana, ma non sono da Italia. Io parlo anche germano. E engliese. E anche un po di russo, francese, e una-due parole di japonese

TRANSLATION:
What a nice thing to say!

You know, I speak the italian language, but I'm not from Italy!
I speak german too. And english. And a BIT of russian, french and one-two words of japanesse!

*and that's not all
We croats are good with languages....

May I correct U:

da italia = d'Italia
germano = tedesco
engliese = inghlese
japonese = something like Giapponese, the letter J doesn't exists in italian

[Nuclear1]

Nuclear1
Nuclear1 is a letterbox that inflates into a dinghy, counts your loose change and makes reassuring noises.

IHATE[/b]these things.

Thunder

Thunder is a bathtub that plays Sokoban! It kills weeds down to the root.


Me

Me is a stereo system! It crushes ice!

Stryke

Stryke is a jetpack that plays MP3s! It communicates with wireless devices and does away with household drudgery.

Pie

Pie is a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish.

Fish mmmmm......Fissssshhhh....

Fish is a refrigerator that has a built-in motion sensor! It is made from recycled cardboard.

Chicken

Chicken is a handheld piece of string! It is water-resistant!

Weebl

Weebl is a teddybear that cannot be removed from your house! It is made from recycled cardboard and recites haiku.

Bob

Bob is a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish.

Chris the Ninja Pirate Yarr!

Chris the Ninja Pirate is a necklace that can move faster than the speed of light! It has a built-in alarm clock and repairs itself.

Loser

Loser is a samurai sword that's heavier than it looks! It looks like a pot-plant.

[GT-Keravnos]

[resident greek mode on]

Originally posted by kasperl
i thought symbol was Greek, it is at my comp at least.

lemme see if this works:

kala opla ei (weapons are good, i think. it's ancient greek BTW)

Basically it is

kala ta opla eisi

No, I am not nickpicking, I am just Greek, and used to be good in Ancient Greek.

And now for the Geek interpretation...__==>You wrote "You(singular) are good guns".

[resident greek mode off]

[kasperl]

Originally posted by GT-Keravnos
[resident greek mode on]



Basically it is

kala ta opla eisi

No, I am not nickpicking, I am just Greek, and used to be good in Ancient Greek.

And now for the Geek interpretation...__==>You wrote "You(singular) are good guns".

[resident greek mode off]

oh yes, i forgot that, i should have changed it to plural.

[diamondgeezer]

From weebl.jolt.co.uk
The Aussies have got their paws on what can only be described as the finest flavour crisps (chips to you crazy foreign types) ever.

See? I'm not the only one - you guys are crazy

[TrashMan]

Originally posted by TopAce


May I correct U:

da italia = d'Italia
germano = tedesco
engliese = inghlese
japonese = something like Giapponese, the letter J doesn't exists in italian

You may.... Im not so good at writing in Italian as I am in speaking...
Actually I NEVER WRITTEN ANYTHING ON ITALIAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE... really...

[Razor]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Hehe, you foreigners crack me up


*hides from Tiara*

Well we can crack you up but we are in advantage when it comes to language. I understand Serbian (my mother language), English and Norwegian perfectly while you only understand English. So suppose you are talking to an English friend, I will understand all, but you won't understand a thing when I am talking to a Serb. Hm...now I wounder why do other people here get pissed off when I speak to my Serbian classmates in our own language and not on Norwegian.

[diamondgeezer]

You bumped this after five days just to "flame" me? I'm flattered... I think.

Anyways, I'm not unfamiliar with foreign languages. I took French and German at school, and did very well in both, but I didn't persue them at A-level since I took sciences instead. I think I mentioned this earlier, for those paying attention. No doubt if I spoke three different languages on a daily basis, I'd be as fluent in them as any human being would - don't be too proud, my pedigree chum

Lastly, I will bet you twenty units of a currency of your choice that no-one here at HLP gives a flying **** about not being able to speak Serbian. But I am curious - Norweigan? You're not in Norway... is Norwegian the second language of generic eastern european countries like Serbia?

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Diamond Geezer is a dab hand with sub-atomic physics

[kode]

yes it is. didn't you know?

[Gloriano]

i speak

japanese my home L

korean

Chinese

English

French i lived in France 2 years

[Razor]

Originally posted by TrashMan
My FULL repertoair:
Croatian (naturally)
Serbian
Bosnian
English
German
Italian
French(a wee bit)
Spanish(wee bit)
AND
a WEEEEEEEE bit of
Russian
Chinese
Japanese
Slovenian

NOW BOW DOWN YE UNWORTHY PESANTS!!:devil:
(just kidding)

Hey don't make me add additional languages from Ex YU plus some of the Scandinavian ones because i am fammiliar with them too. Oh and please...Russian, I think we all from Balkan understand a bit of it.

[Razor]

pedigree

I see you are really obsessed with dog food. Since you never have anything smart to say, then why don't you just stick your little treat in your mouth and shut the **** up for a change.

[diamondgeezer]

The pedigree chum quote? You can't place it? Have movies not been introduced to where ever the hell it is you live?

Now, about never having anything smart to say, how about this: Razor is a little wanker and no one likes him. QED.

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Diamond Geezer runs XP Pro

[Razor]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Razor is a little wanker and no one likes him. QED.

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Diamond Geezer runs XP Pro

Yeah and you are a life of the party. Get real man.