[Snipes]

Snipes: Raven, I'd be more than happy to take out both your sorry hides (j/k) but I have better things to do with my time... Gunnery! Fire FOG at Raven's vessel!

*Both FOG Cannons fire a hella bright beam at Raven's vessel, destroying it instantly*
*An escape pod is seen fleeing the vessel*

*Argo Deus docks to Bastion*

*Snipes boards Argo Deus*

Snipes: Alrighty now, Computer, target Baz's vessel.

Computer: Target Acquired.

Snipes: All power full to main turret. Charge!

*Huge BFRed charges from front of Argo Deus*

Computer: Beam Ready.

Snipes: Fire!

[phreak]

meanwhile, I am orbiting a gas giant in my planetary defense gun.  Since this is a 2km long beam cannon, I am just sitting drinking a lemonade, sunning myself in the gamma radiation of the nearby star.

[Raven2001]

Raven: God damn Snipes... he destroyed my shpi.....   ..... MWHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! It costed my billions... Oh what the hell... I have the TDDn Higaara... pilot, let's go and get that ship, and a fleet so that we can kick Snipes *** . At least Baz won't bother me anymore....

[Jabu]

PH3AR THE ELYSIUM!

[Snipes]

Computer: TDDn Higaara on sensors.

Snipes: TDDn Higaara? What the hell is that?

Computer: Unrecognized command...

Snipes: Damnit, that's the last time I have Microsoft program my computer!

Computer: Yes sir?

Snipes: I didn't call you! You moron!

Computer: Unknown exponent: Moron.

Snipes: Bah! Computer target TDDn Higaara. Then fire main Salvo.

Computer: As you wish...

[QXMX]

 

Originally posted by Snipes:
Snipes: Damnit, that's the last time I have Microsoft program my computer!

At least your targeting system didn't destroy itself  


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[Snipes]

Give it time...  

[QXMX]

 

Originally posted by Snipes:
Give it time...  

In space it would be the blue viewscreen of death  



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[Snipes]

hehe, I think I gave that to Raven and Baz  

[QXMX]

 

Hmmmm, instead of destroying the Sathanas's, just take Bosch's ETAK device and use it to send the Shivans some Microsoft code.  Hmmm, campaign idea  

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[Snipes]

 

Originally posted by QXMX:
 

Hmmmm, instead of destroying the Sathanas's, just take Bosch's ETAK device and use it to send the Shivans some Microsoft code.  Hmmm, campaign idea  

Wasn't there a post somewhere saying we cannot have one superpowerful weapon in game? It ruins the fun  

[phreak]

PhReAk continues to get bored.. he climbs onto the bridge and sees a GTT Argo about 175 km out.  Knowing that even at this great distance he could still hit it, PhReAk charges the main beam.  At the very tip of the main beam, a blue ball starts to form, getting bigger with each second.  Finally the ball is big enough to swallow a large cruiser and the 250m wide beam lashes out toward the Argo, destroying it instantly a nearby Aten cruiser is also destroyed by the beam when the beam hits it, 50km behind the Argo.  PhreAk smiles as he realizes he destroyed a 'zog cruiser and a bunch of helpless civvies..

 

[Snipes]

Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: Ignore.

Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: I told you Ignore!

Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: Son of a *****! Close!

Computer: Goodbye.

*Lights go dim*

Snipes: Oh crap...

[QXMX]

 

Originally posted by Snipes:
Wasn't there a post somewhere saying we cannot have one superpowerful weapon in game? It ruins the fun  

ph33r the great buggy code  



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[Raven2001]

 

Originally posted by Snipes:
Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: Ignore.

Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: I told you Ignore!

Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: Son of a *****! Close!

Computer: Goodbye.

*Lights go dim*

Snipes: Oh crap...

Raven: Nice work! That Microsoft software jammer thought Snipes a lesson.

Ensign: Sir! Our microsoft computer is jammed what should I do?

Raven: HAAAARRRRGGGGG!!! Didn't I told you not to install Microsoft software in the Higaara because it wasn't compatible????

Ensign: No...

Raven: HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGG!!!! Reinstall all software ASAP!!!!

Ensign: Wich one???

Raven: Mountain biking software... so that I can pass the time with some fun... and don't forget the Downhill and Freeride software!

Ensign: Aye Aye sir!!

OH Snipes, by the way... me and Baz didn't reply sooner because our time fuse is different from yours, so we can only post at that time when we have the chance at school. NO, YOU DIDN'T GET RID OF US!!   MWAHAHAHAH!!

[Unidan]

I the meantime, aboard the GTVAeD Crux -

Unidan: No! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!
It can't be... Computer repeat what you just said.

Computer: Earth is gone.....there's nothing left...

Unidan: Damnit! Computer prep the Tachyon Wave Inducer!

Computer: Affirmative

Unidan: If no one can stop the alien force we'll do the next best thing...

[Unidan]

Computer: Captain Tachyon Inducer is at 100%

Unidan: Good, Computer retract the propulsion sails. Set a course for Sol.

Computer: Propulsion sails retracted. Course set. Your orders?

Unidan: Notify the crew of what has happened... and tell them to hang on tight.

3 mins. later

Computer: Crew is notified...

Unidan: Engage sub-slick drives.

[Snipes]

*Emergency Beacon Activated on Argo Deus*

*Emergeny Power allocated to Communications and Life Support*

Bastion: Snipes, do you roger? We're picking up a distress signal from your...

Snipes: Just get me the hell out of this contraption!

Bastion: Aye Aye, sending Elysium now.

[Ace]

 
NO. TIME. LEFT.!!!!!

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[Grey Wolf]

Grey Wolf: I hate those **** Sathanases. Maeglamor, fire all beam cannons.
Maeglamor: Muhahahahahaha!
Shivan #124 before the Sathanas is destroyed by 2 BFGolds and 2 BFGreens: Bzzt bzzt BZZT?!?!? (Translation: WTF was that!)