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Hey Guys
Edwin:
--- Quote ---Originally posted by Col. Fishguts
Careful with all those beams....you don't want to overload the HLP reactors...and you all forgot the speech:
*ahem*
[stewardess voice]
"Welcome to the HLP. The exits are to the left and rear. But do not attempt to use them. Under your seat you will find empty beer cans, cookie crumbs, dog eared dungeon Porn mags left by Shrike... oh, and a flamethrower. Unfortunately, we're out of napalm, so you'll have to bludgeon people to death with them.
In the event of serious conflict, there are plasma rifles in the forward locker, though these can only be opened by an Admin, [V] God, or hyperintelligent shade of the colour Blue. If, for whatever reason, you find yourself crawling around in the ductwork, there's a better than average chance you'll encounter a Shivan. They're easy to spot with the five legs and all. If you're lucky, it's just Carl, who responds well to food rewards. If not, then at least you die quickly. Be aware that the entrance to the main control room is guarded by subspatial claymore mines.
Have a nice day."
[/stewardess voice]
--- End quote ---
what, yo mean there are Plasma Rifles in that locked box?
*looks around*
*gets out lockpicks and fiddles around for a few minutes*
*gets frustrated and begins using his Plasma rifle to melt the lock*
hey, wait a minute...
*hoses down the cabin and crawlspaces*
:hopping:
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