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Offline An4ximandros

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Quote from: Victoria Sowin
Dis mien Original characterr. DO NUT STEELE!

Sowin was Lapor's friend form childhood who always excelled at everything, flying her first sortie at age 10. Since, she has been plagued by mental visions of fractals eating the world while a laughing man  stares in the background of her mind towards the end of the universe. She's a super Nagari Sensitive who can use her connection to influence other people around her. She even has the unique ability to force someone into Nagari trances and turn non-sensitives into ones. She was so badass at hyderabad station's defence during the blitz, the Fedayeen got her tp join them, increasing their abilities by 9001%. Secretly she was always lusted for Laporte after seeing some pics of her in MyNGRISpace. But chooses to suppress her feeling and possible love for her, despite being much bettar than that Martian b$!#h Noemi mistakenly prefers for pointless reasons.
I need the coldest ****ing shower in the universe right now. :shaking:

 

Offline BritishShivans

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oh my god

i'm going to ****

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Gef Wolf.

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« Last Edit: January 26, 2014, 07:47:17 pm by An4ximandros »

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: WiH memeification (EPIC SPOILER ALERT FINISH WIH FIRST)
Hahahahahaha holy **** that gif

e: honestly creeped me out a little

 

Offline General Battuta

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rehosted


 

Offline Flak

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I used to be an Admiral like Steele, but then, I took an arrow in the knee.
I mean the Feds kicked my ass

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Quote
What did you just say about me, Gef scrub?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the White Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on the Gaian Effort, and have over three hundred confirmed kills.
I am a member of the Wargods and I’m the top ace in the entire Federal Navy. You are nothing. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen since the Great War, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over Nagari? Think again.
As we speak I am contacting the Fedayeen across Sol and your Nagari presence is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ant. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little anthill called your habitat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over eighty ways, and that’s just with Cavaliers.
Not only am I extensively trained in space combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the White Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable cancer off the face of the universe.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your “edgy” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, fool. I will rain Hellfires all over you and you will drown on them. You’re dead, Gaian.

 

Offline crizza

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Duh, why do I think that Al'Dawa is actually the joined minds of the Vasudan pilots which survived the Lucifer mission after reading this?!

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: WiH memeification (EPIC SPOILER ALERT FINISH WIH FIRST)
Because I lost progress on a model I was working on today, I wrote the following as the beginning of my unholy retribution. Enjoy the hatching nightmare.

Quote from: Oh Wod, Why? - Part 1
Victoria entered the red room. She began working out almost immediately what was expected of her. "I am a champion, a queen of queens on a board of plasma." She murmured to herself. "But why now? What did I do to make the Fedayes want me so badly?"

"That's a stupid question, you know why we want you here." Sowin turned to see a visage she hadn't noticed while entering the room.

"Who are you?"

"My name is Falconer, I am the one that keeps things running smoothly here. Now get on the bed."

"You haven't answered anything regarding my..."

Falconer frowned "The bed will answer your questions, lay down on it."

"No thanks, I am fine standing" Victoria retorted.

"Get on the ****ing bed, you rook." She replied and proceeded to forcefully inject a needle at Sowin's neck.

"What the hell was that?"

"A sedative"

Scant seconds later, Sowin fell into a deep sleep.

 

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Offline General Battuta

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I hope it's just heartbyrne.

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Quote from: Noemi Laporte
>Ask for medical check up on the love of my life
>Told I can't know because boss is a s***head
>Sneak away on civilian ship during an ammo restock
>Go to Mars
>Go to military hospital
>Ask for status of Lorna Simms
>Doctor tells me to **** off
>I inquire further
>Someone came earlier and told them not to answer any of my questions
>Ask who
>Someone who yelled about dismembered corpses
>Leave
>Shivan in the landing pad
>Run inside ship
>Lock hatch
>Hear screeching
>Suddenly guy that came to **** me over earlier shows up
>He keeps yelling the same bull****
>Bump head on low hanging pipe
>Suddenly black out for like five hours
>Wake up on Masayaf
>Vasudans throwing a party on the engine room
>Suddenly everyone's arms legs and heads fall off
>The armless, legless, headless corpses start floating out of ****ing nowhere
>I could have prevented this
>Vent engine room
>Get sucked out into space with a giant green horror
>Wake up on masayaf
>Falconer tells me to stop being such a little **** and to listen to the boss
>Kovacs shows up and slaps me out of nowhere while yelling about strategic imperatives and other ****
>Steele f***ed up earth while I was screwing around

F***ING TEVS

 

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Offline General Battuta

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 :eek2:

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: WiH memeification (EPIC SPOILER ALERT FINISH WIH FIRST)
That fractal always makes me **** my pants, f*** :P

 

Offline Mpez

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That fractal always makes me **** my pants, f*** :P

Same for me. All the images from that mission make me as anxious as seeing the Dracula-looking devil from The Exorcist.

 

Offline BritishShivans

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Oh my ****ing god

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: WiH memeification (EPIC SPOILER ALERT FINISH WIH FIRST)
Quote from: Reverend Iain MacDuff
On this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony Elder's blessing, but because I am enlightened by Gaia.

 
Re: WiH memeification (EPIC SPOILER ALERT FINISH WIH FIRST)
What's the filename of the fractal?

 

Offline Mpez

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bp2-visuals2.vp -> interface -> insane1.png (although the others are also worth seeing)

Have fun browsing through insanity!