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Offline Crybertrance

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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
I'm pretty sure Robert Byrne's secret project is translating Auld Lang Syne into Vasudan and making one of those "We Are the World" type videos in the hopes that Khonsu II will come down the UEF's side.  ****ing hippies.

god damn it

That was the official game-plan wasn't it?
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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
Can you make sure the new superweapon project, is Disco based please?
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Offline Crybertrance

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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
Can you make sure the new superweapon project, is Disco based please?

For some out-of-this-world reason, Ridiculous (Ironbeer's campaign) comes to mind.

I'm pretty sure Robert Byrne's secret project is translating Auld Lang Syne into Vasudan and making one of those "We Are the World" type videos in the hopes that Khonsu II will come down the UEF's side.  ****ing hippies.

I've got to ask though, does it work?
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<21:12:58>   Hartzaden continues to paint crybertrance and feeding the info to a wing of gunships
<21:14:07>   Crybertrance sends emergency "IM GETING MY ASS KICKED HERE!!!!eleventy NEED HELPZZZZ" to 3rd fleet command
<21:14:50>   Hartzaden jamms the transmission.
<21:14:51>   The_E explodes the sun

 
Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
Can you make sure the new superweapon project, is Disco based please?


 

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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
If you want a fleet of fanatical attackers... promote a chimpanzee to admiral. Yeah... I went there.

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Offline Drogoth

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If you want a fleet of fanatical attackers... promote a chimpanzee to admiral. Yeah... I went there.

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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
 :lol:
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Offline Crybertrance

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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
for some reason I dont get the hi-rez sun. Is it included in the update?
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<21:14:50>   Hartzaden jamms the transmission.
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Offline CT27

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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
Continuing the light-hearted spirit that this thread is in right now:


"2405's Oscar for Best Picture goes to 'Steele Magnolia', a biopic of the leading GTVA officer of the Galactic Civil War"

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Offline General Battuta

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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
for some reason I dont get the hi-rez sun. Is it included in the update?

No, unfortunately, it's not an in-game asset.

 
Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
for some reason I dont get the hi-rez sun. Is it included in the update?

No, unfortunately, it's not an in-game asset.

Makes for some awesome wallpaper though. :D

 

Offline Useful Dave

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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
But... Isn't first-fleet best fleet-in-being? D:

Literally, think of the discourgement all those Durgas and the Solaris mean to any major Tev offensive.

 

Offline qwadtep

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But... Isn't first-fleet best fleet-in-being? D:

Literally, think of the discourgement all those Durgas and the Solaris mean to any major Tev offensive.
Sure discouraged the Blitz.

 

Offline Crybertrance

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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
As much as I support the UEF (Tevs suck, we all know that). Im not sure that the presence of the Solaris was the main reason the Tevs abandoned the blitz. They wanted everything intact, remember.
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<21:14:07>   Crybertrance sends emergency "IM GETING MY ASS KICKED HERE!!!!eleventy NEED HELPZZZZ" to 3rd fleet command
<21:14:50>   Hartzaden jamms the transmission.
<21:14:51>   The_E explodes the sun

 

Offline MatthTheGeek

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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
They also took significant losses and they had to rearm and repair for several days/week after it. Steele said it, he's ready to loose men to win the war. His tactics are bolder than Severanti, and that leads to more losses both on the UEF and Tev sides.
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As much as I support the UEF (Tevs suck, we all know that). Im not sure that the presence of the Solaris was the main reason the Tevs abandoned the blitz. They wanted everything intact, remember.
The Blitz wasn't an all-out attack to capture Earth.  It was just one hard strike to cripple UEF infrastructure.  It went according to plan.  They didn't abandon anything.

 

Offline crizza

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I always thought the blitz was something like "Look you Buntu freaks, if we want, we could smash you into the dust!"

 

Offline MatthTheGeek

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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
Something like that. It would actually be more like "Look Buntus, I'm not Severanti. If I need to loose men and ships to strike you where it hurts, I will. Now have fun with your all out logistical crisis."
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Re: First Fleet Fantastical Fan Thread
If he was indeed attempting to send that kind of message, I don't think he got it through very well. Even after his master-stroke at effectively eliminating the Wargods without losing vital fleet assets, the Federation doesn't seem very fazed by it.
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