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Offline vyper

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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
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Offline Odyssey

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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
Now that's just... Unfair... :sigh:

 
I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
ROFLMFAO!

:lol:

 
I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
Nope, I'm pretty sure the PS2 version had girls in it.........

 

Offline Stunaep

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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
I will wait until Tiara sees it, before commenting.
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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
I wonder what the critical mass is...
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Offline neo_hermes

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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
...when tiara gets here
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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
I think she's probably pretty focued on getting me back for THIS, so vyper should be okay for a little while.
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Offline neo_hermes

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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
lol
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Offline vyper

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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
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Originally posted by an0n
I think she's probably pretty focued on getting me back for THIS, so vyper should be okay for a little while.


I could have lived so happily without knowing about that. :eek2:
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Offline diamondgeezer

I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
I remember reading a rule somewhere that said 'PMT is your problem, not his'

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Offline Zeronet

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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
:lol: :lol:
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Offline Odyssey

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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
What a good thing that girls aren't generally immature enough to do stupid things like this about men. That would sure destroy a few bloated egos, there would be a lot more to say about us than we can say about them, and it wouldn't just be the same old cliched crap that this is.
I don't know why people think this is funny. It's not like it's saying anything different to what guys usually say in effort to make themselves feel better about their sad little lives.
And no, I'm not a hypocrite, I'm willing to apply all this little rant to myself too :)

 

Offline Zeronet

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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
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Originally posted by Odyssey
What a good thing that girls aren't generally immature enough to do stupid things like this about men. That would sure destroy a few bloated egos, there would be a lot more to say about us than we can say about them, and it wouldn't just be the same old cliched crap that this is.
I don't know why people think this is funny. It's not like it's saying anything different to what guys usually say in effort to make themselves feel better about their sad little lives.
And no, I'm not a hypocrite, I'm willing to apply all this little rant to myself too :)


:wtf: :blah: gee of little humour.
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Offline Odyssey

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Originally posted by Zeronet


:wtf: :blah: gee of little humour.

I laughed the first time I heard jokes like this. The second, meh... etc. etc.
By now? It's just, well, the same joke a few hundred times. Like the jokes stereotypical dads tell. Ain't funny.

 

Offline diamondgeezer

I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
Quite often these things are done in pairs, with the joke applied first to one sex and then the other. For instance the 'how to shower like a man/woman' thing, or the 'rules for men/women'  - both of which have been posted on HLP in the past. Both of these I printed off and stuck up in our halls last year. IIRC, men and women laughed at the jokes, which ever sex they were aimed at, on the 'it's funny because it's true' basis :nod:

 

Offline Odyssey

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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Quite often these things are done in pairs, with the joke applied first to one sex and then the other. For instance the 'how to shower like a man/woman' thing, or the 'rules for men/women'  - both of which have been posted on HLP in the past. Both of these I printed off and stuck up in our halls last year. IIRC, men and women laughed at the jokes, which ever sex they were aimed at, on the 'it's funny because it's true' basis :nod:

'Quite often', a lot of stuff happens. My comments aren't meant as pure fact, because people will never fit into specific groups. I'm simply taking the other side of a generalisation. That side being that men are much quicker to degrade women than women are to men.
As for 'it's funny because it's true', how much of that image is pure fact? And how much is BS that only applies to a few 'specimens'?

 

Offline diamondgeezer

I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
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Originally posted by Odyssey
'Quite often', a lot of stuff happens.
Solid temporal physics there. By any chance do you read Discworld?

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My comments aren't meant as pure fact

Neither is the thing at the top of the page

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I'm simply taking the other side of a generalisation.

I can respect that - since there are no women here you're taking up the other side of the argument. I do the same thing myself, especially when that side is losing badly - I like the challenge :)

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That side being that men are much quicker to degrade women than women are to men.

When women get together and drink they 'degrade' men, just like we do to them. It's what the sexes when they're away from each other. It might be best to accept it rather than fight it :nod:

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As for 'it's funny because it's true', how much of that image is pure fact?[/b]

I've gone through it again just for you, and I can safely say all of it, whether you or the women you represent agree with it or not.

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Offline ZylonBane

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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
I'm sure I read a version of this on a BBS about 15 years ago. Ah, here it is.

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Offline Tiara

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I bet they never had this in Black Mesa
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I will wait until Tiara sees it, before commenting.
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...when tiara gets here


... ok yeah whatever ... :blah: I'm not even bothering with you guys anymore... Hopelessness is a mens top feature. :p

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I think she's probably pretty focued on getting me back for THIS, so vyper should be okay for a little while.


I KNEW it was you who posted it.

*kicks the crap out of an0n*

*again*

*and again*

*walks away*

*comes back*

*kicks the crap out of an0n again just for fun*
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil: