(Finds the Collossus Mark two)
"Ah hah! Command, Entering HLP Now. My god, Admiral, sensors can't make any sense of this. Gunnery control reports multiple hostiles, but they look like GTVA craft. Sir, everything's fubared sir. I suggest we head towards the bannar sir."
"Gunnery control ,charge the newbie beams and prepare to fire"
"Aye sir"
"Do you have a bead on it?"
"No sir...my god! Sir it's everywhere, mutiple...things on approach, Sir, they're firing!"
"Hull to 23%, we need to buy the GVD April Fools some more time"
"Bugger that I'm off to the Escape pods"