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Offline Colonol Dekker

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SFW? What's that, I bothered to actually buy another store today. . Look for it :)
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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:bump:

My fair usage policy is acting up, i can't change my costume and i want to go tick or treatin... My first porktober the eighth and i'm missing it :(

PS, i can't get this anymore right?

Crimborg Assault Armor

Edit, i want this instead now.

Cylon based......:nervous:

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/El_Vibrato_Relics
« Last Edit: August 11, 2009, 05:07:55 pm by Colonol Dekker »
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline BloodEagle

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Eh? I thought it was a Chrono Cross reference....

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Most likely.. But i like the helmets description.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline BloodEagle

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New familiar. Damned thing requires ridiculous amounts of floaty sand to make.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Is KoL SFW?  :nervous:

I can't think anything about it which isn't...
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Yep it's all pretty much FUBAR, but in a good way.....


Quote
August 11
The Adventurers of Loathing have long been critical of their spells. Tonight... the tables have turned.

Elaborate anyone?
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline BloodEagle

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Spells can achieve critical hits, now.  :D

Early spading indicates a 50-100% bonus to damage.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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New familiar. Damned thing requires ridiculous amounts of floaty sand to make.

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Rock_lobster

or

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Floaty_stone_sphere

?




<floaty stones, that takes AGEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.........>
« Last Edit: August 12, 2009, 12:33:03 am by Colonol Dekker »
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline BloodEagle

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You need 125 pieces of floaty sand to make the lobster. And that's without getting the deep sea items (which I refuse to do).

 

Offline BloodEagle

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Quote from: Announcement Board
August 18
We've rolled out the first .001% of the new Nemesis Quest stuff -- the revamped Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave. Your Nemesis awaits! Again.

Took long enough.  ;)

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Agree, about bloody time. Only X amount of years.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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I'm doing quite well now :)

Finished off my nemesis, grinding around the pyramid, (Although i've ridden the sandworm now) I've got a Pagoda and my Heavy Metal Thunderrr Guitarrr. Quick point, when i try to go to the sewers in the clan basement, it tells me "I shouldn't be here" what's up with that?


>>UPDATE<<

I'm now at the fratboy-hippie war. Any questy type one-off things i should get before i start it/during it?
« Last Edit: September 09, 2009, 02:47:08 pm by Colonol Dekker »
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline BloodEagle

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Bit late, but... if you want to Wossname it, you'll need a flaregun. I personally recommend not bothering with it. The gains acquired aren't worth it, unless you're going for rare items.

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Nine tries to get a worthless trinket. Damned RNG. :ick:

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Wossname it?  :confused:

Plox elaborate.. I've not finished it yet, i'm using the opeprtunity to go around everywhere else in an effort to grab random crap. Although the Pirates have left and i really wanted some vibrato-stuff >:(

Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline BloodEagle

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Spoiler:
To Wossname it, you have to kill all but one of the soldiers on both sides of the war. Then, with a flaregun in your inventory, adventure there (without a war costume, I believe). Then fire the flaregun. You'll wipe out both sides of the war (locking off the arena for that ascension)*, in exchange for a slightly better reward.

*You'll actually lock off the arena if you kill a certain number of troops (80%?) on the side that holds the arena.
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Also, thanks for noticing my Booga Booga Booga!  :P


 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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You're welcome :D

Spoiler:
How the heck do i keep count, i've been ripping hippies asunder. I doubt the hippies would like me to be honest........let alone fight on their side :sigh:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline BloodEagle

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You have to count, because the monkeyscript for the island doesn't work. :/

There's a chart on Coldfront's wiki that helps (as every optional quest you complete lowers the number of needed adventures), but you still have to count manually.

Honestly, it's easier to take one familiar with no experience or kills (make sure that you don't use the 'like animals' buff from the friars), and (using the familiar for only one side of the war) track your adventure usage that way.

Spoiler:
There are 1000 troops on each side. So if you wait to do the quests until the very end, you would have to use 999 adventures for each side, then adventure the final time out of costume and with the flaregun.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Well i've screwed the pooch already on this one :lol:

Guess i'll have to do one ascension, get my moxie sign then redo it all again..... :lol:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline BloodEagle

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As of this moment, I have in my inventory (among other things): awful poetry journal (108), duct tape (116), furry fur (133), heavy D (140), hobo nickel (200), ice-cold six-pack (18), original G (128), valuable trinket (48), Warm Subject gift certificate (343), Angry Farmer candy (106), Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub (104), probability potion (109), thin black candle (233), chaos butterfly (180), plot hole (179), procrastination potion (88).

Oh, and I sent you some reagent potions. They don't sell anymore.