[Colonol Dekker]

Gah, stop being so generous. I don't know what reagent potions are lol.

[BloodEagle]

They consume spleen, rather than hunger or sobriety.

[Colonol Dekker]

But. . . But. . . I need my spleen. Don't i?

[BloodEagle]

No more than you need your liver. Pansy. 

[Colonol Dekker]

I'm sporting the 09 sports model liver of steel.
 
I'm disco bandit for life.

[BloodEagle]

I just maxed out my last familiar. 720 lbs (sans-items and buffs). 

[Colonol Dekker]

  720LBs times how many = wtf turns?


My popor little mosquito (Baron Pointynose) is only about fifteen LBS. And i've used him almost exclusively......

[BloodEagle]

720LBs times how many = wtf turns?

Turns Played: 26,742

No ascensions on that character, yet. I'm waiting to hit level 30, so I can get that damned trophy.

Current Familiar:

Paddy Tanninger the Caddy Manager
20-pound Leprechaun (1,174 experience, 1,060 kills) Equipment:  Meat detector [unequip]

Your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium contains the following creatures:

  Inbred, the 20-pound Cocoabo (2,925 exp, 2,925 kills)
  Non-descriptive Name v1.0, the 20-pound Mosquito (1,435 exp, 1,403 kills)
  Lord Haliax, the 20-pound Pair of Ragged Claws (748 exp, 669 kills)
  Lady Foldwight, the 20-pound Origami Towel Crane (526 exp, 1,016 kills)
  N'wah, the 20-pound Barrrnacle (514 exp, 499 kills)
  Non-descriptive Name v1.1, the 20-pound Levitating Potato (462 exp, 235 kills)
  Billy, the 20-pound Angry Goat (438 exp, 328 kills) 
  Loaded, the 20-pound Fuzzy Dice (432 exp, 432 kills) 
  That's ridiculous. It's not even funny, the 20-pound Killer Bee (416 exp, 336 kills) 
  The Nameless Two, the 20-pound MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech (414 exp, 302 kills) 
  Place Holder, the 20-pound Grue (413 exp, 361 kills) 
  I'm Shaking, I'm Shaking, the 20-pound Scary Death Orb (413 exp, 337 kills) 
  eye-Product, the 20-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (409 exp, 211 kills)
  Non-descriptive Name v1.2, the 20-pound Sabre-Toothed Lime (405 exp, 277 kills)
  Voit, the 20-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (404 exp, 404 kills) 
  Barbosa II, the 20-pound Spooky Pirate Skeleton (404 exp, 288 kills) 
  'Eh?, the 20-pound Whirling Maple Leaf (403 exp, 217 kills) 
  28-Gallon, the 20-pound Hovering Sombrero (402 exp, 402 kills) 
  Fastest Record, the 20-pound Bulky Buddy Box (401 exp, 359 kills) 
  Captain Planet, the 20-pound Misshapen Animal Skeleton (401 exp, 321 kills) 
  Loony Loopy Leeroy III, the 20-pound Exotic Parrot (401 exp, 311 kills)
  FATE, the 20-pound El Vibrato Megadrone (401 exp, 291 kills) 
  Bastas, son of Remmen, the 20-pound Ragamuffin Imp (401 exp, 239 kills) 
  Seven of IT'SSOFLUFFY IMUSTHUGSIT!!!, the 20-pound Teddy Borg (400 exp, 645 kills)
  Granite, the 20-pound Pet Rock (400 exp, 360 kills) 
  Marble, the 20-pound Toothsome Rock (400 exp, 332 kills) 
  Hannibal Lecter, M.D., the 20-pound Ghuol Whelp (400 exp, 330 kills)
  The Nameless One, the 20-pound Star Starfish (400 exp, 324 kills) 
  Monty Python, the 20-pound Howling Balloon Monkey (400 exp, 320 kills) 
  6655321, the 20-pound Clockwork Grapefruit (400 exp, 320 kills) 
  IT'SSOFLUFFY IMUSTHUGSIT!!!, the 20-pound Teddy Bear (400 exp, 320 kills) 
  Darth IT'SSOFLUFFY IMUSTHUGSIT!!!, the 20-pound Evil Teddy Bear (400 exp, 320 kills) 
  Lame Name, the 20-pound Ninja Snowflake (400 exp, 312 kills) 
  The Night, the 20-pound Stab Bat (400 exp, 294 kills) 
  Sir Hedge Clipper, the 20-pound Snowy Owl (400 exp, 260 kills)

Naming them starts to get difficult after a while.

[Aardwolf]

Heehee

[BloodEagle]

Today is El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos. Get your drink on! 

[Colonol Dekker]

Seriously. . . . As if i'd forget 'this' day.

[BloodEagle]

October 02
The Grudge noncombats in the Haunted Bathroom have been collapsed down to a single choice adventure. Happy leveling!

Best. Update. EVER.

::EDIT::

Must have gotten 15 main stat points in 250 adventures. Ascended. 

[Colonol Dekker]

You walk into the Arrrboretum and run smack into the sappy pirate. It's a little awkward, since you stick to him briefly before you can pry yourself off. "Hey, swabbie," he says, "I already gave ye a bag of saplings to plant. Why aren't ye carrying it with ye? And how do you think that makes me feel?" You walk away as the pirate's eyes start to tear up. Man, what a sappy pirate.

Fun, one you equip your saplings.

IT's ARRRRBOURETUM DAY!!!!!!!!!!

[BloodEagle]

Not worth the adventures spent, unless you're going for the outfit. 

[Colonol Dekker]

What outift?

[BloodEagle]

If you adventure there 100+ (?) times and return the next year, you get a piece of equipment (it's junk). If you get all three, and equip them all, it forms an outfit. Talking to the pretentious painter with an outfit on gives you a new tattoo.

So unless you're going for a 100% completion (impossible) rate, there's no point to waste the adventures.

[Colonol Dekker]

10/31/09 11:01:09 AM - A Ghostly Shell has been conjured around you by Adm Bosch
10/31/09 11:01:25 AM - Adm Bosch has given you the Tenacity of the Snapper.
10/31/09 11:01:37 AM - Adm Bosch has given you the Tenacity of the Snapper.
10/31/09 11:01:43 AM - Adm Bosch has fortified you with the Empathy of the Newt.
10/31/09 11:01:52 AM - Adm Bosch has fortified you with the Empathy of the Newt.
10/31/09 11:02:01 AM - Adm Bosch has fortified you with the Empathy of the Newt.
10/31/09 11:02:12 AM - Adm Bosch has fortified you with the Empathy of the Newt.

How very kind of him. The shivans must be beating him into doing it...


Bloodeagle your buffs are always welcome too

[BloodEagle]

I just started an Oxycore run on my main, so no buffs from him for a while.   

Figures that they'd do a big Halloween event, this year, though. 

[Colonol Dekker]

They did the same thing a week ago. The KOL wiki at coldfront.com has a calender that lists the holidays.

[BloodEagle]

//Necrothreadaged

Just thought I'd give a heads up to the people (myself and Dekker) who are still active: Start conserving your adventures, as there's no telling how early they're going to start Crimbo events.  After last year's event, I'm really hoping for a badass Penguin Mafia war.

Oh, and the Halloween Event items suck. I'm not even going to use the chest, it has more value as a collector's item.