[Goober5000]

Originally posted by nuclear1
"Command, we have pantsed the area."

That's another quote where the wrong word was replaced.  How about "Command, we have sanitized the pants."

[Kie99]

"12 Lucifer Class Destroyers can fit within its massive pants"
"We've detected Shivan pants alright and one more Sathanas heading  for Capella"
"Reactor core breach on all pants! Half the squad is down!"
"How're we supposed to get a visual confirmation I can't see a thing in these pants?"

[WMCoolmon]

Originally posted by kietotheworld
"Reactor core breach on all pants! Half the squad is down!"

[BlackDove]

"We aren't called the 242nd Suicide Pants for NOTHING pilot".

[Goober5000]

Originally posted by kietotheworld
"Reactor core breach on all pants! Half the squad is down!"

No, no, no!  It's "Reactor core breach on all fighters!  Half the pants are down!"

"How're we supposed to get a visual confirmation I can't see a thing in these pants?"

[Roanoke]

[Belisarius]Your Pants Insults us both, Vasudan"[/Belisarius]

[Singh]

how come nobody mentioned this so far?

"DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR PANTS PILOTS!!!"

[TrashMan]

"For the crime of high treason you are herby stripped of your PANTS and citizenship in the GTVA."

[Kie99]

Originally posted by Singh
how come nobody mentioned this so far?

"DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR PANTS PILOTS!!!"

Add an S before hit and you'll get what most of us did when first flying that mission.

[Nuclear1]

Originally posted by kietotheworld


Add an S before hit and you'll get what most of us did when first flying that mission.

Indeed.

"Get these pants off of me!"

Code: [Select]

--All Fighters
-Destroy My Pants
"Yes, sir! We'll take 'em down.

On the same note:

Code: [Select]

--All Fighters
-Depants my Target

"I will not jeapordize the pants of my crew."

"All your pants... er, nevermind

"Screw that, my dashboard's being held together by pants here."

"Pants down! Pants down!"

[pyro-manic]

Originally posted by nuclear1

"Screw that, my dashboard's being held together by pants here."

I've got a wad of duct tape holding my pants together...

[Goober5000]

From DEM:

"We've got two incoming cargo pants!  Scramble the fighters, this is gonna be rough!"

"Begin your patrols, and keep your pants open."

"Command, my pants are down!  Request backup!" no, strike that

"Remember when we snuck into the Vasudan crew quarters and rearranged all their pants?"

[Ghost]

Shee-it. I can't think of any better than some of those... let me see.

"It's a large asteroid, Command, with some kind of pants built into the surface."

AHAHAHAHAHA no here we go:

"Hard Pants Productions"

[Taristin]

Your team's pants are a disgrace.  We desperately needed to keep our hold on the pants, and you couldn't get the job done.  Even with the help of the Bastion, you couldn't secure the pants.  This is a serious failure.

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We are sending two pants to help cover the Hope while it is being repaired.  The Vasudans are sending their own pants to stand guard over the Hope, but it will be some time before they arrive.

[NGTM-1R]

"I'm told we can expect them again, but not in my pants."

[Taristin]

BW beat you to that one.

[Ghost]

Somebody did that one already, Nightmare.

Persona: "These pants're gonna blow!" source: "This crate's gonna blow," in case it was a bit vague.

I'm trying to get an FS1 quote, though..dammit.

"The pants are jumping out! Did anyone get a close look at one?" Best I can do.

[NGTM-1R]

Dammit. Hmm...

"Pilot, the Poseidon 7 seems to have taken the wrong cargo pants. Catch up to them, scan them, and try to find out what is going on."

"I've got a wad of duct tape I'd like to shove up your pants."

...and more Derelict to come.

[Taristin]

Originally posted by Ghost

"The pants are jumping out! Did anyone get a close look at one?" Best I can do.

$Name: unknowns leaving
$Message: The unknowns are jumping out.  Did anyone get a close look at one?
+AVI Name: Head-CM1
+Wave Name: L_a1m5_m.wav

[NGTM-1R]

"Drones or not, Alpha wing.  They're still attacking you.  Defend your pants!"

"Wow... I don't think Subspace likes pants..."

"GTFf Cypher here.  How are you holding up, pants?"