[Colonol Dekker]

I just can't help myself.

It seemed so innocent at first.........

I tried to leave...............................

But it always calls me back................

I just can't stop myself......................

I don't know how long it's been............

My soul has been made forfeit,.................

.........................To the cookie gods[\url]

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[X3N0-Life-Form]

Oh come on it's just ... a strangely engaging game

OK, I just found my game for the day. You happy? I can feel my soul starting to drift ...

[Colonol Dekker]

One day just won't be enough......

[Polpolion]

Classic is better. I managed to get to 1,000,000 cps in a day in this version.

[Phantom Hoover]

optimising this is so hard

[Phantom Hoover]

why did i never learn spreadsheets #cursedbymyownhubris

[deathfun]

Where's Turbo when you need it

EDIT: Man, this is strangely addicting

[Colonol Dekker]

 

[Scourge of Ages]

This reminds me of Candy Box.

Gorram it, must click coooookies.

[deathfun]

57 Upgrades
61 Achievements

Getting there

Haven't actually closed the tab for it the entire day
Seriously, I get addicted to games way too easily

[Colonol Dekker]

150 time machines.

[Klaustrophobia]

Yesterday:  This is retarded, who thought this was a good idea?
Today:  Oddly satisfying.  Will run in background and click casually.
Tomorrow:  Goddamnit I hate you dekker.

[An4ximandros]

Got cursor and left, hehe. The trap is that you will keep clicking. You just most, not click...

:clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickcl ickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclic kclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickc lickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick:

[Klaustrophobia]

for extra fun, read "cookies" as a euphemism in those headline things at the top.

[headdie]

this should be illigal.

damn it not enough cookies in the world 

[BloodEagle]

Thank you for sharing this.

I will now spend many years plotting my revenge, which will involve some form of confection. 

[Scourge of Ages]

Save yourself a little bit of pain: get a macro program or something and bind left-click to mouse wheel.

[Phantom Hoover]

you can just open a javascript console and manipulate the game that way, you know

[Klaustrophobia]

this game is already pointless enough without cheating at it.

[Scourge of Ages]

this game is already pointless enough without cheating at it.

I get the sneaking suspicion that the game itself is a weird psychological experiment to see if people will actually spend time on something so blatantly pointless, and to see how many of them cheat at it. I bet that everybody who 100%s it gets their name on a list somewhere.