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Title: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 12:52:37 am
LINK TO TIMELY, IMPORTANT NEWS ARTICLE RELATED TO US POLITICS/WORLD AFFAIRS/HYPNOCAT (http://nolink)

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SUMMARY OF QUOTED ARTICLE FOR THE LAZY WHO DON'T WANT TO CLICK ON THE LINK

2ND PARAGRAPH OF SUMMARY

OPTIONAL 3RD PARAGRAPH OFTEN WITH BOLD FACE TYPE TO FOCUS ON A POINT

WITTY, POIGNANT STATEMENT SARCASTICALLY RELATING TO ARTICLE/BEG FOR DISCUSSION ABOUT TOPIC
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: StarSlayer on November 01, 2009, 01:16:01 am
I TYPE SOMETHING THAT IS SIMULTANEOUSLY INSULTING/SEXIST/ARROGANT/BIGOTED ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF THE LINKED ARTICLE.  I FOLLOW UP WITH CLAIMS ABOUT SOCIETY CRUMBLING AND WRAP IT UP WITH A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT ABOUT RELIGION.

Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 01:24:02 am
I TYPE SOMETHING THAT IS SIMULTANEOUSLY INSULTING/SEXIST/ARROGANT/BIGOTED ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF THE LINKED ARTICLE.  I FOLLOW UP WITH CLAIMS ABOUT SOCIETY CRUMBLING AND WRAP IT UP WITH A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT ABOUT RELIGION.

EMOTICON DENOTING CONFUSION/DISGUST ABOUT YOUR COMMENT

SHORT PARAGRAPH WRITTEN IN DISAGREEMENT
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Kosh on November 01, 2009, 01:30:28 am
YOU FORGOT TO ADD IT WOULD BE FOLLOWED UP BY ONE OF HIGH MAX'S RANTS ABOUT HOW FREEDOM IS BAD. :p
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: The E on November 01, 2009, 01:33:52 am
COMMENT ABOUT KOSH NOT GETTING THE POINT
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 01:36:59 am
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QUOTED THE E'S POST

SHORT SENTENCE INDICATING AGREEMENT
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Flipside on November 01, 2009, 01:48:44 am
SHORT COMMENT TO STARSLAYER ABOUT BEING POLITE.

GENERAL COMMENT OF DISMAY AT THE NATURE OF MANKIND.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: High Max on November 01, 2009, 01:54:31 am
YOU FORGOT TO ADD IT WOULD BE FOLLOWED UP BY ONE OF HIGH MAX'S RANTS ABOUT HOW FREEDOM IS BAD. :p

NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THESE TOPICS. :nervous: I SAID FREEDOM IS GOOD BUT TOO MUCH IS BAD. A BALANCE IS NEEDED. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, MAN, OR MAYBE YOU DIDN'T READ THE POST I SAID THAT IN AND I SAID IT MORE THAN ONCE. ANYWAYS, I WON'T GET INTO THIS POTENTIALLY STRESSFUL TOPIC. :p
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 01:05:15 am
GENERAL COMMENT OF DISMAY AT THE NATURE OF MANKIND.

SHORT COMMENT INDICATING ACKNOWLEDGMENT

FOLLOW UP COMMENT ATTEMPTING TO ASSUAGE DISMAY
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Ford Prefect on November 01, 2009, 01:21:28 am
HITLER
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Herra Tohtori on November 01, 2009, 01:24:09 am
ALL THESE ARE ANECDOTES.

FACTS INDEPENDENTLY CONFIRMED BY MULTIPLE STUDIES ARE NEEDED BEFORE ANY CONCLUSIONS CAN BE DRAWN.

ACTUALLY EVEN IF YOU HAD FACTS YOU SHOULDN'T BE TOO HASTY TO DRAW CONCLUSIONS FROM THEM IN THIS CONTEXT SINCE CORRELATION DOES NOT MEAN CAUSATION, SO STATISTICALLY SPEAKING YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A BENEFIT OF DOUBT.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: The E on November 01, 2009, 01:35:56 am
META COMMENT ABOUT THIS THREAD DEGENERATING FAST
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Mr. Vega on November 01, 2009, 01:41:54 am
ANGRY RANT BASHING EVERYONE FOR OVERGENERALIZING
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 01:50:38 am
PART 1 OF RANT

INITIAL ANECDOTAL RESPONSE

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SELECTIVELY PICKED PART OF RANT
STATISTICS FROM CLEARLY BIASED SOURCE PROVING MY POINT

SARCASTIC COMMENT ABOUT VALIDITY OF YOUR RANT
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Mongoose on November 01, 2009, 01:54:23 am
SARCASTIC ONE-LINER IN A VAIN ATTEMPT TO INTRODUCE LEVITY AND DEFUSE THE SITUATION.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: watsisname on November 01, 2009, 02:02:00 am
NONSENSICAL POST ABOUT DUCKS WHICH IS IRRELEVANT TO THE CURRENT DISCUSSION.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Kosh on November 01, 2009, 02:02:56 am
DOUBLE POST.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 02:05:23 am
CALLING OUT KOSH ON HIS DOUBLE POST
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: watsisname on November 01, 2009, 02:07:43 am
ATTEMPT AT SOUNDING ACADEMIC

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RANDOM STATEMENT FROM EARLIER IN THE THREAD

CONTRADICTION WITH LITTLE OR NO SUPPORTING EVIDENCE.

OFF-THE-WALL STATEMENT ABOUT MY REALIZATION THAT CAPSLOCK MAKES TYPING SO MUCH EASIER.

EDIT TO ADD SOMETHING I FORGOT TO MENTION EARLIER.



Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Flipside on November 01, 2009, 02:59:51 am
SLIGHTLY OFF-TOPIC ASIDE.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: QuantumDelta on November 01, 2009, 03:39:49 am
RANT ABOUT DERAILMENT AND TOPIC DEGENERATION, QUESTIONING PARTICIPATING MEMBERS INTELLIGENCE AND INSULTING PEOPLES DOGS.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Flipside on November 01, 2009, 03:49:39 am
EXPRESSION OF NONCHALANCE FOLLOWED BY GENERALISATION ABOUT THREAD TOPICS AND DERAILMENT.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Kosh on November 01, 2009, 04:10:54 am
IN BEFORE THE LOCK
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: General Battuta on November 01, 2009, 04:18:11 am
WALL OF TEXT.

TL;DR VERSION THAT IS STILL FOUR PARAGRAPHS LONG.

SANCTIMONIOUS AND THINLY VEILED SUGGESTION THAT IDEOLOGICAL OPPONENTS ARE IGNORANT.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 04:39:24 am
GENERIC RESPONSE
AGREEMENT WITH MAJORITY

THINLY VEILED LOCK THREAT FOR NO REASON WITH NO INTENTION TO CARRY OUT UNTIL FOUR PAGES LATER
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuke on November 01, 2009, 05:08:10 am
STUPID LOCK MESSAGE FROM SOME PSYCHOTIC AND POSSIBLY DRUNK/STONED MODERATOR
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 05:16:50 am
POST LOCK MESSAGE TO BOOST EGO OF MOD WITH POWER TO POST AFTER DRUNKEN/STONED LOCK
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: karajorma on November 01, 2009, 07:49:50 am
AGREEMENT FROM ADMIN THAT THE THREAD SHOULD BE LOCKED.

BANS HANDED OUT FOR THE WORST TROUBLEMAKERS.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Goober5000 on November 01, 2009, 02:09:21 pm
CONTROVERSIAL UNLOCK

HITLER
CONTROVERSIAL MONKEYING
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 02:15:10 pm
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR UNLOCKING

SELECTIVE DISREGARD FOR MONKEYING
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Turambar on November 01, 2009, 02:16:09 pm
USE UNLOCK TO TROLL CONSERVATIVE FORUM MEMBERS
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 02:17:43 pm
ACCIDENTAL POST RELATED TO DIFFERENT TOPIC
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 02:18:34 pm
CONFUSION AS TO WHY EVERY POST IN THIS PARTICULAR THREAD IS CAPS LOCKED.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Scotty on November 01, 2009, 02:19:31 pm
POST DISAGREEING WITH TURAMBAR ON ALL MEANINGFUL LEVELS, FOLLOWED BY TRYING TO PROVE POINT WITH NON-EXISTANT EVIDENCE AND THE POWER OF "LOGIC."

ROLLEYES EMOTICON AT COMMANDER ZANE.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: The E on November 01, 2009, 02:21:15 pm
CONFUSION AS TO WHY EVERY POST IN THIS PARTICULAR THREAD IS CAPS LOCKED.

SARCASTIC EXPLANATION
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: iamzack on November 01, 2009, 02:22:02 pm
EXPRESSION OF IRRITATION AT TURAMBAR FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY UNRELATED.

INSULT TO RELIGIOUS PEOPLE WITH EXCESSIVE SWEARING.

RAGE ABOUT TRYING TO POST THIS FOUR TIMES AND NOT BEING ABLE TO.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 02:22:12 pm
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SCOTTY'S POST EVEN THOUGH IT WAS THE LAST POST IN THE THREAD ANYWAY

THREE PARAGRAPHS OF MILD DISAGREEMENT

ACCIDENTAL POST RELATED TO DIFFERENT TOPIC

EMOTICON DENOTING CONFUSION

SHORT ONE- OR TWO-WORD STATEMENT REINFORCING CONFUSION

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RAGE ABOUT TRYING TO POST THIS FOUR TIMES AND NOT BEING ABLE TO.

STATEMENT OF SYMPATHY
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 02:23:24 pm
HANDY POST ABOUT SOCIAL COMPLIANCE AND CROWD CONDITIONING REGARDING USE OF CAPS. UNRELATED STATEMENT ABOUT LINK IN MY SIG NOT POINTING TO THE HORSE SONG BUT A FUN BARTENDING GAME.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 02:25:00 pm
QUICK LINK TO STUPID MEME ORIGIN (http://broken)

EDIT:  POINT TO DISREGARD BROKEN LINK
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 02:28:30 pm
POST STATING THE FEELING OF BEING WITHDRAWN BY HOSTILE APPEARING REPLIES FROM SCOTTY AND THE E.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Turambar on November 01, 2009, 02:29:34 pm
POST ABOUT HOW GOD DOESNT EXIST AND/OR SOCIAL CONSERVATIVES HATE FREEDOM AND/OR FETUSES ARENT REALLY PEOPLE AND/OR RELIGION IS A PARASITE ON SOCIETY IN RESPONSE TO SCOTTY
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: iamzack on November 01, 2009, 02:32:30 pm
EXPRESSION OF DISAGREEMENT WITH TURAMBAR'S TONE. NO, YOU CANNOT WIN, FLUFFY.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 02:43:42 pm
QUESTIONS AS TO FLUFFY REFERENCE

NOTE TO DISREGARD
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 02:46:34 pm
IS IN AGREEMENT WITH NUCLEAR1 TO THE FLUFFY REFERENCE.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on November 01, 2009, 02:49:18 pm
JAWDROPPING SMILEY

COMMENT ABOUT HOW QUICKLY THREAD IS GROWING
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Polpolion on November 01, 2009, 02:54:58 pm
CONFESSION OF DISSENT. DISCLAIMER OF IGNORANCE, STATEMENT CONTRADICTORY TO THE ARTICLE. UNQUALIFIED SUPPORT FOR MY CLAIM; UNCERTAINTY OF ITS REASONABLENESS. ODD GENERALIZATION, ABSURD YET VALID ARGUMENT.

NOT VERY WITTY JOKE TO MAKE MY POST ITSELF SEEM LIKE A JOKE IN CASE I'M WRONG.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 03:00:01 pm
POST RELEVANT TO THE TOPIC.

ALTHOUGH IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Scotty on November 01, 2009, 03:25:29 pm
POST WONDERING WHERE LIBERATOR IS AT A TIME LIKE THIS. 

IGNORE POST RELEVANT TO TOPIC, ARGUE STRONGLY YET POLITELY AGAINST TURAMBAR.  USE ONLY BARELY CONNECTED EVIDENCE TO REFUTE COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED CLAIMS (BY BOTH PARTIES).

PERSONAL ANECDOTE THAT RELATES TO THE ARGUMENT, BUT DOESN'T ADD ANYTHING.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 03:27:27 pm
INAPPROPRIATE JOKE
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: redsniper on November 01, 2009, 03:28:07 pm
LESS ELOQUENT VERSION OF SOMETHING ALREADY STATED.

QUESTIONING WHY WE CAN'T JUST BE FRIENDS AND/OR HAVE NICE THINGS.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Scotty on November 01, 2009, 03:28:31 pm
TREAT INAPPROPRIATE JOKE AS REPRESENTATIVE OF DEKKER'S VIEWS.  MISUNDERSTANDINGS ALL AROUND.

LOL AT REDSNIPER FOR SECOND PARAGRAPH.  (EDIT)PREPARATION FOR SNARKY COMMENT FROM IAMZACK/TURA ET AL.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: iamzack on November 01, 2009, 03:29:35 pm
INAPPROPRIATE RAGE BARELY RELEVANT TO THREAD
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Scotty on November 01, 2009, 03:30:28 pm
CONDESCENDING NONRAGE ANSWER TO RAGE POST.  COMPLETELY UNRELATED TANGENT STARTED.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: iamzack on November 01, 2009, 03:32:28 pm
JUSTIFICATION FOR PREVIOUS RAGE. RAGE PART II.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Scotty on November 01, 2009, 03:35:17 pm
Quote from: IAMZACK
RAGE
Quote from: IAMZACK
RAGE PART II

INADVERTENTLY SEXIST/IDIOTIC COMMENT.  MODERATELY LONG EXPLANATION OF NONRAGE AND WHY YOUR RAGE IS WRONG.

RANDOM BACK ON TOPIC SENTENCE.

OWN THOUGHTS ON WHY ZACK IS RAGING, GET OFF FOR FOUR HOURS AND IGNORE ALL POSTS BETWEEN NOW AND WHEN I GET BACK ON.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 03:36:31 pm
HEY EURAKARTE

INSULT
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 03:36:57 pm
TOPIC SPLIT








NERVOUS SMILEY


SMALL FONT
NOT REALLY
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Snail on November 01, 2009, 03:40:18 pm
SOMETHING SILLY WHICH REQUIRED CORRECTION BEFORE FLAMEWARS IGNITED.


STALWART WARNING.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: iamzack on November 01, 2009, 03:40:48 pm
Quote from: IAMZACK
RAGE
Quote from: IAMZACK
RAGE PART II

INADVERTENTLY SEXIST/IDIOTIC COMMENT.  MODERATELY LONG EXPLANATION OF NONRAGE AND WHY YOUR RAGE IS WRONG.

RANDOM BACK ON TOPIC SENTENCE.

OWN THOUGHTS ON WHY ZACK IS RAGING, GET OFF FOR FOUR HOURS AND IGNORE ALL POSTS BETWEEN NOW AND WHEN I GET BACK ON.

INSULT. COMPARISON TO HIGH MAX.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Goober5000 on November 01, 2009, 03:41:02 pm
USE ONLY BARELY CONNECTED EVIDENCE TO REFUTE COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED CLAIMS (BY BOTH PARTIES).
RECOMMENDATION TO FIND EVIDENCE


HEY EURAKARTE

INSULT
META-META APPRECIATION OF META COMMENTARY
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 03:42:22 pm
META META META COMMENTARY. WINK SMILEY
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 03:45:14 pm
EPIC LONG ANGRY LIBERAL RANT IN RESPONSE
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 01, 2009, 03:46:48 pm
NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THESE TOPICS. :nervous: I SAID FREEDOM IS GOOD BUT TOO MUCH IS BAD. A BALANCE IS NEEDED. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, MAN, OR MAYBE YOU DIDN'T READ THE POST I SAID THAT IN AND I SAID IT MORE THAN ONCE. ANYWAYS, I WON'T GET INTO THIS POTENTIALLY STRESSFUL TOPIC. :p

REACH BACK DEEP TO ARGUE WITH HIGH MAX BECAUSE I DO NOT SUFFER FOOLS GLADLY, AND PREEMPTIVE WARNING TO ALL MODS WHO ATTEMPT TO DISSUADE ME BY NOTING THE PUBLIC NATURE OF THE FORUM AND HIS POSTS, AND THAT IF REPLYING TO HIM IS AUTOMATICALLY DISRUPTIVE FOR ANYONE THAT WOULD BE A PROBLEM WITH HIM, SO GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Snail on November 01, 2009, 03:48:14 pm
OBLIGATORY IN B4 LOCK POST ACCOMPANIED BY WITTY BUT OVERUSED ANIMATION
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 03:56:16 pm
TOTALLY UNRELATED HYPNOCAT IMAGE
 
SERIOUS WARNING TO NOONE IN PARTICULAR AND EARLY LOCK SOON TO BE UNLOCKED PROBABLY
 
TONGUE SMILEY
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: General Battuta on November 01, 2009, 04:02:15 pm
GET OFF FOR FOUR HOURS

COMMENTARY ON HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO GET OFF

THREAD UNLOCK
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 04:05:46 pm
RIDICULE POST REGARDING DEKKER'S CAPITALIZATION ERROR ON THE WORD "TO."

TONGUE EMOTE.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 04:07:29 pm
GET OFF FOR FOUR HOURS

COMMENTARY ON HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO GET OFF

SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF OH SNAP
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 04:12:56 pm
BLATANT INGORANCE OF HADES NONSENSICAL RAMBLING

QUESTION TO COMMANDER ZANE - WHAT TYPO

NERVOUS WINK TONGUE SMILEYS
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 04:14:07 pm
CURSES AT YOUR CORRECTION OF WHAT WAS ONCE INCORRECT.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Blue Lion on November 01, 2009, 04:15:54 pm
QUESTIONS REGARDING SOMETHING POSTED 2 PAGES AGO
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 04:19:19 pm
OFF TOPIC TIRECTIO TO HERE

http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=66243.msg1310312#msg1310312

INFINITE APOLOGIES FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO POST LINKS LIKE AN ADMIN NERVOUS SMILY
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 04:21:59 pm
QUESTIONS REGARDING SOMETHING POSTED 2 PAGES AGO

SERIOUS EXPLANATION ABOUT WHAT HAPP--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/Astrid_com_orelhonas-crop.jpg)
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Aardwolf on November 01, 2009, 04:26:27 pm
POST FOR THE SAKE OF POSTING
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Sushi on November 01, 2009, 04:30:23 pm
CONDESCENDING ABSTENTION FROM POSTING.

OOPS.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 04:32:30 pm
QUESTIONS REGARDING SOMETHING POSTED 2 PAGES AGO

SERIOUS EXPLANATION ABOUT WHAT HAPP--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!

*SNIP*
POST STATING THE APPEARANCE OF A HYPNOCAT PICTURE WAS IMMINENT SOONER OR LATER.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 04:34:23 pm
TOTALLY UNRELATED HYPNOCAT IMAGE



POINTS OUT THAT IT WAS A BIT LATE : DOUBT : SMILEY
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Mongoose on November 01, 2009, 04:36:10 pm
ANGRY REFUTATION OF POST FROM TWO PAGES AGO THAT WAS BETTER OFF LEFT BURIED.

INSULT LEVIED AT FORUM MEMBER'S MOTHER.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: MR_T3D on November 01, 2009, 04:43:46 pm
FUTHER DERAILMENT THRU COMMENTARY ON HYPNOCAT
** WITH SPELLING SRRORS
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: BloodEagle on November 01, 2009, 04:49:21 pm
QUOTE OF STATEMENT REGARDING AN OLD MEME.

QUOTE OF STATEMENT REGARDING THE POINTING OUT OF LATENESS.

LONG PARAGRAPH INDICATING THAT STATEMENT REGARDING LATENESS OF OLD MEME WAS POINTLESS.

REALLY LONG PARAGRAPH CRITICIZING FORUM TIMEOUTS.

SHORT PARAGRAPH RANTING ABOUT USE OF THE WORD EPIC EARLIER IN THIS THREAD.

SNAZZY ONE LINER INDICATING THAT EVERYONE WHO POSTS HERE IS AN IGNORANT FOOL.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: StarSlayer on November 01, 2009, 04:51:29 pm
QUOTE OF STATEMENT REGARDING AN OLD MEME.

QUOTE OF STATEMENT REGARDING THE POINTING OUT OF LATENESS.

LONG PARAGRAPH INDICATING THAT STATEMENT REGARDING LATENESS OF OLD MEME WAS POINTLESS.

REALLY LONG PARAGRAPH CRITICIZING FORUM TIMEOUTS.

SHORT PARAGRAPH RANTING ABOUT USE OF THE WORD EPIC EARLIER IN THIS THREAD.

SNAZZY ONE LINER INDICATING THAT EVERYONE WHO POSTS HERE IS AN IGNORANT FOOL.

POST INDICATING THAT I HAVE TAKEN UMBRAGE

DEMAND FOR SATISFACTION

SUGGESTION OF LONGSWORD JUDICIAL DUEL AT DAWN
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 01, 2009, 04:52:56 pm
INCREDIBLY SHORT REBUKE STATING THE IRONY OF POSTING AN INSULT TO EVERYBODY WHO POSTS HERE
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 04:54:40 pm
THROWS OUT A GENERIC NO U COMEBACK AT BLOODEAGLE.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Janos on November 01, 2009, 04:56:03 pm
BADLY WRITTEN TIRADES SEETHING WITH RAGE AIMED AT SOMEONE PERSONALLY
INAPPROPRIATE INSULT

DIGGING OUT OLD POSTS TO POINT OUT SOMETHING BARELY RELATED TO DISCUSSION

Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 04:56:42 pm
EAGER FOR DERAILMENT OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Blue Lion on November 01, 2009, 05:33:08 pm
[IMG]UNRELATED DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTER[/ IMG]
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: MP-Ryan on November 01, 2009, 05:42:15 pm
ATTEMPT AT POIGNANT WITTY COMMENTARY DIRECTED AT A PARTICULAR SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT.

LONG-WINDED AND POTENTIALLY OVERLY-COMPLICATED FACTUAL INTERJECTION [3 DAYS AND 4 PAGES LATE].
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: BloodEagle on November 01, 2009, 06:02:23 pm
QOUTATION OF UMBRAGE

IMPLICATION THAT THE FEMALES OF YOUR CLAN ENGAGE IN PROSTITUTION.

MILD APOLOGY FOR ABOVE STATEMENT.

LONG WINDED TIRADE REGARDING FORUM TIMEOUTS. PARENTHETICAL STATEMENT INDICATING SEVERITY OF DISPLEASURE.

NONSENSICAL RANTING.

SLIGHTLY SENSICAL RANTING.

POORLY DESCRIBED POINT OF POST.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 06:07:04 pm
WILL RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF SIGGING POST, IMPLIES IT WAS A GOOD LAUGH.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Blue Lion on November 01, 2009, 06:11:26 pm
MOCKINGLY POINTS OUT TYPO WHILE MAKING OWN TYPO
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: StarSlayer on November 01, 2009, 06:12:26 pm
ATTEMPT AT POIGNANT WITTY COMMENTARY DIRECTED AT A PARTICULAR SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT.

LONG-WINDED AND POTENTIALLY OVERLY-COMPLICATED FACTUAL INTERJECTION [3 DAYS AND 4 PAGES LATE].


REBUTTAL OF CHERRY PICKED QUOTES TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT.  POST SHOWS BLATANT DISREGARD FOR MOST FACTS, TALKING POINTS AND SITED EVIDENCE IN THE QUOTED POST.  FURTHERMORE DERIDES THE SCIENCE BEHIND AS BEING ARCANE HOCUS POCUS, CLAIMS THAT HE DOES NOT NEED TO UNDERSTAND SCIENCE TO KNOW ITS WRONG.  
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 06:14:03 pm
POST STATING THAT AT SOME POINT IN TIME, SOMEONE WILL POST IN ALL LOWERCASE TO BREAK THREAD CONSISTANCY.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 01, 2009, 06:16:48 pm
DEMANDING OF TRASHMANHIGH MAXSTARSLAYERS' HEAD ON A PIKE.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS. (I WARNED YOU.)
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: StarSlayer on November 01, 2009, 06:31:47 pm
DEMANDING OF TRASHMANHIGH MAXSTARSLAYERS' HEAD ON A PIKE.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS.

LONGWINDED STATEMENTS OF SUPERIOR TONE ABOUT THE FOLLY OF REJECTING SCIENCE FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS. (I WARNED YOU.)

IN LIEU OF MAKING A PROPER COMEBACK INSTEAD DECIDES EXCLAIM HOW AWESOME HE IS IN REAL LIFE, WHILE MAKING UNQUALIFIED STATEMENTS ABOUT HOW UN-AWESOME  NGTM-1R IS IN REAL LIFE.  AS IT IS OBVIOUS THE POSTER HAS NO REAL ABILITY TO CONTINUE THE CURRENT ARGUMENT, INSTEAD OPTS TO CLAIM CULTURE X IS SUPERIOR.  FACTS IN EVIDENCE POINT TO THIS DECLARATION IS BASED OFF A MISINTERPRETATION OF TV TROPES ARTICLES.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Mongoose on November 01, 2009, 06:56:47 pm
*****ING ABOUT BEING STUCK ON TVTROPES FOR THE PAST FIVE HOURS.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: GenericCorvette on November 01, 2009, 06:59:16 pm
NONSENSICAL COMMENT ABOUT PLANKTON
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Flipside on November 01, 2009, 07:01:34 pm
HIPPOCRITICAL REMINDER TO STAY ON TOPIC DESPITE HAVING BEEN MAKING OFF-TOPIC POSTS THROUGHOUT.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 07:06:16 pm
NOTATION THAT CERTAIN MEMBERS HERE CREATE A VACUUM
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 07:21:21 pm
HEATHEN!
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: watsisname on November 01, 2009, 07:23:14 pm
Quote
TESLA'S POST

SEETHING WORDS OF RAGE REGARDING FORMAT OF POST

EXPLICIT SUGGESTION TO PAY TRIBUTE OR GTFO
                       EDIT ^

FURTHER EDIT STATING DISPLEASURE FOR THE PRIOR EDIT NOT BEING DISPLAYED IN THE EXPECTED POSITION, FOLLOWED WITH CAPITAL D COLON
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 07:33:50 pm
RANT OF OWN PREVIOUS POST BECOMING MOOT FROM DELETION OF TESLA'S ALL-LOWERCASE POST.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: watsisname on November 01, 2009, 07:34:53 pm
WORDS OF AGREEMENT AND COMMISERATING
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Topgun on November 01, 2009, 08:04:59 pm
POSTER TRIES TO REMAIN NEUTRAL IN POLITICAL ARGUMENT BUT IS OBVIOUSLY RELIGIOUS AND LIBERTARIAN.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Kosh on November 01, 2009, 08:05:10 pm
OBLIGATORY :wtf:
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Topgun on November 01, 2009, 08:05:59 pm
POSTER TRIES TO REMAIN NEUTRAL IN POLITICAL ARGUMENT BUT IS OBVIOUSLY RELIGIOUS AND LIBERTARIAN.
IS OBVIOUSLY SEVERAL PAGES LATE.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 08:08:02 pm
NOTE ON TOPGUN QUOTING HIMSELF
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: karajorma on November 01, 2009, 08:27:01 pm
WARNS EVERYONE TO CALM DOWN OR FACE PERMA-BANS.

POST COUNT E-PENIS WAVING.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 01, 2009, 08:40:43 pm
MOCKERY OF E-PEEN CONCEPT IN GENERAL AND ITS USE IN THE POSTCOUNTUNMATTERING GD IN PARTICULAR.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Scotty on November 01, 2009, 09:10:40 pm
EXPRESION OF AMAZEMENT AT GROWTH OF THREAD IN FOUR HOURS.  DOUBT SMILEY DENOTING DISAPPROVAL OF "FOUR HOURS TO GET OFF" COMMENT.

INVOLUNTARY THREAD RE-DERAILMENT, BACK TO SUBJECT AT HAND.  HALF-HEARTED ATTEMPT TO DEFEND CONSERVATIVES, RELIGIOUS FOLK, AND WINGNUTS.  ATTEMPT FAILS MISERABLY.

NOTICE OF LACK OF HIGH MAX, EXPRESSION OF AMAZEMENT, DOOMING THREAD TO APPEARANCE OF MAX.

BEFORE THE POST EDIT CONDESCENDINGLY MOCKING E-PENIS WAVING.  SMARTASS REMARK ABOUT OVERCOMPENSATION.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Polpolion on November 01, 2009, 09:34:44 pm
EXPRESION OF AMAZEMENT AT GROWTH OF THREAD IN FOUR HOURS.  DOUBT SMILEY DENOTING DISAPPROVAL OF "FOUR HOURS TO GET OFF" COMMENT.

INVOLUNTARY THREAD RE-DERAILMENT, BACK TO SUBJECT AT HAND.  HALF-HEARTED ATTEMPT TO DEFEND CONSERVATIVES, RELIGIOUS FOLK, AND WINGNUTS.  ATTEMPT FAILS MISERABLY.

NOTICE OF LACK OF HIGH MAX, EXPRESSION OF AMAZEMENT, DOOMING THREAD TO APPEARANCE OF MAX.

BEFORE THE POST EDIT CONDESCENDINGLY MOCKING E-PENIS WAVING.  SMARTASS REMARK ABOUT OVERCOMPENSATION.

REMARK ABOUT E-PENIS GROWTH IN THIS THREAD OVER FOUR HOURS AND A RECOMMENDATION THAT YOU SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: mxlm on November 01, 2009, 09:50:49 pm
NOTATION THAT CERTAIN MEMBERS HERE CREATE A VACUUM

RIPOSTE
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 09:53:20 pm
NOTATION THAT CERTAIN MEMBERS HERE CREATE A VACUUM

RIPOSTE

COUNTER-RIPOSTE
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: StarSlayer on November 01, 2009, 10:05:54 pm
NOTATION THAT CERTAIN MEMBERS HERE CREATE A VACUUM

RIPOSTE

COUNTER-RIPOSTE

MORDHAU!
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: MR_T3D on November 01, 2009, 10:29:00 pm
NOTATION THAT CERTAIN MEMBERS HERE CREATE A VACUUM

RIPOSTE

COUNTER-RIPOSTE

MORDHAU!
TRIES TO GET INTO THIS FOR FUN...THINKS UP SOMETHING BARELY RELEVANT, BUT DAMMIT, I WANT TO POST SOMETHING FOR SELF-LULZ
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Dark RevenantX on November 01, 2009, 10:30:18 pm
ON-TOPIC RESPONSE TO THE ORIGINAL POST AND IGNORANCE OF ALL OTHER POSTS
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: mxlm on November 01, 2009, 10:41:10 pm
LINK TO COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT DETHKLOK VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Flipside on November 01, 2009, 10:49:25 pm
COMMENT ABOUT MAKING YOUR OWN THREAD.

SELF-QUERY AS TO OPEN STATUS OF THREAD, REQUEST FOR RELEVANCE REGARDING ITS REMAINING IN SAID STATE.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Mongoose on November 01, 2009, 11:27:49 pm
DECLARATION OF WORST/BEST THREAD EVAR.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 01, 2009, 11:30:37 pm
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: StarSlayer on November 01, 2009, 11:42:21 pm
LINK TO COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT DETHKLOK VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

POSTS A FLURRY OF METALOCALPSE QUOTES THAT ARE BLACKER THEN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 01, 2009, 11:49:53 pm
MOCKERY OF RANDOM LINKS, AND POSSIBLY THE PEOPLE WHO POST THEM.

FURTHER MOCKERY OF PEOPLE WHO WATCHED ADULT SWIM AFTER THE FALL.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Mongoose on November 01, 2009, 11:51:49 pm
EVEN FURTHER MOCKERY OF PEOPLE WHO THINK THERE WAS A FALL.

(RANDOM ASIDE VAGUELY CONNECTED TO ORIGINAL TOPIC.)
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 01, 2009, 11:52:56 pm
REBUTTAL.

DEATH THREATS IN JEST, AND MORE REBUTTAL.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: redsniper on November 02, 2009, 12:20:00 am
WISHY-WASHY COMMENT ABOUT HOW ADULT SWIM HAS SEEN BETTER DAYS BUT ISN'T THAT BAD NOW EITHER...
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: BloodEagle on November 02, 2009, 01:05:21 am
SUGGESTION THAT TIM AND ERIC, SQUID BILLIES, ETC. BE REMOVED FROM ALL BROADCASTING NETWORKS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF MANKIND.

SUGGESTION THAT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THE ABOVE SUGGESTION IS A HARLOT.

SUGGESTION THAT RESTROOM LICENSES BECOME MANDATORY, WITH THE SOLE CONDITION FOR APPROVAL BEING AN ACCURACY RATING OF 95%.

SUGGESTION THAT THOSE WHO FAIL TO AQCUIRE AFORMENTIONED LICENSE BE PUT TO DEATH.

RANDOM NONSENSICAL YELLING WITH APPENDED ATTICAS.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Bobboau on November 02, 2009, 01:10:59 am
HALFBAKED ARGUMENT AGAINST WHICH EVER SIDE SEEMS TO HAVE THE MOST PEOPLE ARGUING FOR IT
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Mongoose on November 02, 2009, 01:15:05 am
SUGGESTION THAT TIM AND ERIC, SQUID BILLIES, ETC. BE REMOVED FROM ALL BROADCASTING NETWORKS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF MANKIND.
VEHEMENT DEFENSE OF SQUIDBILLIES AS AN UTTERLY HILARIOUS SHOW.

(NO COMMENT ON TIM AND ERIC.)
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Narvi on November 02, 2009, 01:15:21 am
OFFTOPIC ASIDE ABOUT CATS.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuke on November 02, 2009, 02:39:12 am
ME IS APPAHLD TO FIND THE THREAD HE LOCKED OPEN FOR BUISNESS, FOLLOWED BY A PICTURE OF A KITTY IN RESPONSE TO NARVI

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>*,*<
 \ ^ /
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on November 02, 2009, 02:42:56 am
WAY TOO EARLY AND UNREASONED SUGGESTION THAT THREAD SHOULD GO INTO CLASSICS
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 02, 2009, 04:12:03 am
LINK TO COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT DETHKLOK VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
POST DEMANDING SOMEONE PREPARES THE LASER BEAM.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: MR_T3D on November 02, 2009, 07:02:46 am
WAY TOO EARLY AND UNREASONED SUGGESTION THAT THREAD SHOULD GO INTO CLASSICS
ATTEMPT TO BUT A REASON FOR IT, BUT NOT QUITE YET
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Blue Lion on November 02, 2009, 08:25:46 am
WAY TOO EARLY AND UNREASONED SUGGESTION THAT THREAD SHOULD GO INTO CLASSICS
ATTEMPT TO BUT A REASON FOR IT, BUT NOT QUITE YET

ATTEMPT TO UTTERLY DESTROY HALF ASSED ARGUMENT BASED ON SMALL GRAMMATICAL ERROR
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: MR_T3D on November 02, 2009, 08:37:53 am
WAY TOO EARLY AND UNREASONED SUGGESTION THAT THREAD SHOULD GO INTO CLASSICS
ATTEMPT TO BUT A REASON FOR IT, BUT NOT QUITE YET

ATTEMPT TO UTTERLY DESTROY HALF ASSED ARGUMENT BASED ON SMALL GRAMMATICAL ERROR
ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE GRAMMATICAL ERROR AND SMALL APOLOGY. MARGINALLY BETTER ELABORATION ON MY PREVIOUS REASON
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on November 02, 2009, 10:06:31 am
WAY TOO EARLY AND UNREASONED SUGGESTION THAT THREAD SHOULD GO INTO CLASSICS
ATTEMPT TO BUT A REASON FOR IT, BUT NOT QUITE YET

ATTEMPT TO UTTERLY DESTROY HALF ASSED ARGUMENT BASED ON SMALL GRAMMATICAL ERROR
ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE GRAMMATICAL ERROR AND SMALL APOLOGY. MARGINALLY BETTER ELABORATION ON MY PREVIOUS REASON
CHAIN QUOTE

ENDORSEMENT OF MR_T3D BY REMOTE COMPARISON WITH APRIL FOOLS' DAY TWO YEARS AGO

RICK ROLL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: TESLA on November 02, 2009, 10:10:55 am
WHO THE FRAK DELETED MY POST  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Commander Zane on November 02, 2009, 11:51:41 am
CONGRADULATORY POST TO TESLA FOR JOINING THE GAME SPIRIT.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Blue Lion on November 02, 2009, 12:01:40 pm
POSIT THAT TESLA'S POST CONTAINED PORN
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on November 02, 2009, 12:38:03 pm
WHO THE FRAK DELETED MY POST  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:

(http://www.sectorgame.com/ASW/classified-pictures/RandomMeaningless.jpg)

THAT PICTURE IN RESPONSE TO TESLA USING THREE SMILEYS IN A ROW

UNRELATED COMMENT ABOUT JPEG ARETFACTS AND BANDWITH
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: nvsblmnc on November 02, 2009, 01:03:58 pm
LURK BRIEFLY IN THREAD WITH MEANINGLESS EXPRESSION OF OPINION BEOFRE DISAPPEARING FOR SEVERAL MONTHS.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: TESLA on November 02, 2009, 01:08:32 pm
PIFF  :mad:  :mad:   :mad:




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Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Sushi on November 02, 2009, 01:18:56 pm
REQUEST FOR LIGHTING SETTINGS USED IN POSTED IMAGE
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Mika on November 02, 2009, 02:26:34 pm
ADIVSORY THAT DRINKING SODA AND READING THIS THREAD AT THE SAME TIME MAY BECOME EXPENSIVE.

STATEMENT THAT MISTLETOES ARE NO MATCH FOR TOW MISSILE IN ORDER TO FULFIL THE WITTY STATEMENT QUOTA OF THIS THREAD.

OPINION THAT CARTHAGE MUST BE DESTROYED.
A HALF-ASSED ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD SOMEHOW BE RELATED TO THE TOPIC.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Snail on November 02, 2009, 02:31:31 pm
OBLIGATORY IN B4 LOCK POST, ACCOMPANIED BY WITTY BUT OVERUSED PIC
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 02, 2009, 02:38:34 pm
PHYSICAL VIOLENCE AGAINST SNAIL, AS HE'S SKIPPING
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 02, 2009, 02:42:17 pm
ADVERSE COMMENT ABOUT SKIPPING BEING MANLY IN CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES

BUT NOT SKIPPING WHILE HOLDING A RED BALOON AND TEDDY BEAR.......NOT THEN



RANDOM ANALOGY ABOUT ORIGINAL TOPIC AND MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS.


MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS LOVE PARAGRAPH


QUIP ABOUT LOCKING

ANTI HYPNOCAT RANT

SEMI SEXIST JOKE

LOL SMILEY

COMMENT ABOUT GOOBER BEING ON THE WARPATH - NERVOUS SMILEY
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Flipside on November 02, 2009, 02:48:14 pm
STATEMENT OBSERVING THAT THE THREAD HAS OBVIOUSLY RUN ITS COURSE, ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF UNWILLINGNESS TO LOCK AS GOOBER UNLOCKED IT PREVIOUSLY.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 02, 2009, 02:49:59 pm
QUESTIONING OF THE MODS GENERAL LEVEL OF AGGRAVATION BEING THAT LOW, OR THEIR GENERAL FEAR OF GOOBER BEING THAT HIGH?
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 02, 2009, 02:52:33 pm
RANT ABOUT NOT BEING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOD CHAIN BUT BEING JUST BELOW THE TOP TWO TIERS
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: General Battuta on November 02, 2009, 02:54:13 pm
YOU CAN'T SPELL CAPSLOCK

WITHOUT

LOCK!
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 02, 2009, 02:56:39 pm
OR PLUNKOCKLED WITHOUT UN-LOCK NERVOUS SMILEY
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Blue Lion on November 02, 2009, 02:58:10 pm
QUESTIONS REGARDING POTENTIAL MOD WAR
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Flipside on November 02, 2009, 03:04:32 pm
NOTES THAT HORSES, ONCE DEAD, DO NOT MOVE, REGARDLESS OF HOW HARD YOU FLOG THEM.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 02, 2009, 03:06:16 pm
LINK TO IMAGE OF A TRACTOR AND TOW CABLE

SARKY RELUCTANT JAB AT LACK OF FUN
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Blue Lion on November 02, 2009, 03:08:31 pm
LAMENTS FOR THE MOD FORMERLY KNOWN AS DEKKER
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 02, 2009, 03:09:22 pm
HASTY RECONSIDERATION
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Goober5000 on November 02, 2009, 03:12:26 pm
THE LAST WORD

EDIT TO FEND OFF DEKKER
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: karajorma on November 02, 2009, 06:34:51 pm
THE LAST WORD

SARCASTIC COMMENT THAT IT ISN'T.
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Goober5000 on November 02, 2009, 06:41:12 pm
SARCASTIC COMMENT THAT IT ISN'T.
THREAT TO HACK THE FORUM TO ENSURE IT IS
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Nuke on November 02, 2009, 11:32:49 pm
A REMINDER TO GOOBER THAT I LOCKED THE THREAD BACK WHEN IT WAS STILL 2 PAGES LONG AND QUITE HARMLESS
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Goober5000 on November 03, 2009, 08:35:23 am
A REMINDER TO GOOBER THAT I LOCKED THE THREAD BACK WHEN IT WAS STILL 2 PAGES LONG AND QUITE HARMLESS
IT'S STILL MOSTLY HARMLESS BUT NOW MUCH MORE AWESOME
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: karajorma on June 29, 2012, 08:56:56 am
UNNECESSARY NECROTHREADAGE 
Title: Re: WITTY THREAD TITLE ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC/SUMMARY OF NEWS ARTICLE
Post by: Flipside on June 29, 2012, 03:13:19 pm
BLATANT ABUSE OF MODERATOR POWAH!! :p