Random lieutenant #401: Sir, we have incoming fire!
Styxx: Hmm, what? What's firing on us?
Random lieutenant #401: The AWACS, sir.
Styxx: Let it fire, I wanted a custom paint job on this ship anyway... I just needed an excuse...
Random lieutenant #401: Hmm, okay sir... but there's a problem...
Styxx: Huh, what?
Random lieutenant #401: Their shots are not reaching our hull...
Styxx: How so?
Random lieutenant #401: I don't know sir. They just... vanish.
Styxx: Damn. Ah, well. Just fry that little bastard...
Random lieutenant #401: Okay sir...
Random lieutenant #715: Sir, we're firing all electrobeams batteries, but nothing's emerging from the turrets!
Styxx: Damn, damn, damn. Please open a comm channel, set to full broadcast...
Random lieutenant #715: Yes sir, channel open.
Styxx: To the General Offensive Unite Loose Cannon... Let me frag that thing, dammit!
[I will get this right, sometime...]
[This message has been edited by Styxx (edited 06-10-2001).]