[Fury]

So THAT's why we have so much expenses!?

[Sandwich]

No no no - the plasma spotlights we cobbled together in the sweatshops from the hulks of crashed capships. It's the $200 toilet seats that pumped up the operating costs - do you have any idea how many toilets we need around here? Just look at all the crap people spew out every day!

[Gortef]

So instead of being plasma spotlights, they're scrapped plasma spotlights with a chance of a breakdown in any time...

no more light for me please

[Colonol Dekker]

[oliver twist]Can we actually get some hot water in the showers.........And warm food once in a while would be nice Mister Sandwich
[/oliver twist]

[Sandwich]

The spotlights can deal with both those issues for you, man - don't be lazy! Just shine the beam of light at the showerhead and it'll be nice and toasty by the time the water starts shooting out. As for the food, do I really need to explain to you how to heat up your HLPpy Meal™?

[Colonol Dekker]

HLPpy meals are a rip-off, my Carl toy tried to eat my hand and the ZOD burger had space crack in it

[Mefustae]

The spotlights can deal with both those issues for you, man - don't be lazy! Just shine the beam of light at the showerhead and it'll be nice and toasty by the time the water starts shooting out. As for the food, do I really need to explain to you how to heat up your HLPpy Meal™?

How about another wall? Three isn't enough! *Cough-cough-spit*

[an0n]

I think the escape pods are a higher priority.

Painting a hatch labelled 'escape pod' onto the wall just doesn't cut it.

[Fury]

What makes you think we WANT people to escape? Should we want to get rid of certain individual, we just ask him nicely to accompany us and show him to a private room which in fact is a masked airlock.

[Colonol Dekker]

I think the escape pods are a higher priority.

Painting a hatch labelled 'escape pod' onto the wall just doesn't cut it.

But its sooo funny flicking the evac klaxons on and watching noobs brain themselves running into a wall.

[Sandwich]

"Yes, Lady and Gentlemen, look around you! This is the culture we're asking you to help preserve, to donate towards! Do you really want this to fade into the mists of time? No, of course not!"

[Colonol Dekker]

I'm an enorsement

Serously though, could any of you live with yourselves if HLP went the way of pxo?

[karajorma]

What worked on and made better by Taylor?

I'd be pissed off if it wasn't

[Turey]

What worked on and made better by Taylor?

I'd be pissed off if it wasn't

Wait...... Taylor is ex-[V]?

or is this just the SCP stuff?

[karajorma]

After pulled the plug on PXO they gave the code to the SCP. So saying that something went the same way as PXO doesn't mean it's gone forever.

Hence the joke

[DaBrain]

Have your ever thougt about looking for a sponsor for HLP?


HLP has a rather big community, so maybe it would be worth a try.

[Colonol Dekker]

*calls D*R*K SM*RT and tells  him to walk the plank before offering sponsorship*
Any ideas about what sort of group would do that, what fields are people specialties?

[Sandwich]

We could open up a Derek Smart Center for Noobs Who Can't Post Well. A place where forums from all over the world send their noobs, who have to be trained in the cultural norms of online communication, and only then allowed to retun to the forums they came from.

[Hippo]

Post Good sandwich, Good.

[Colonol Dekker]

I'll bung a £50 in tomorrow......