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Offline Ravenholme

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Everyone knows that as a smaller and more fragile race, space elves can't hold their liquor.

Their bio-chem might be different to ours.

What if sugar acts like alcohol for them?

Full Auto - I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing until I find out which one it is.

<The_E>   Several sex-based solutions come to mind
<The_E>   Errr
<The_E>   *sexp

 

Offline AndrewofDoom

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Kunoichi, what made you decide to be a fighter pilot anyway?
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20:08:19   AndrewofDoom: Though I find it mildly disturbing that a loli is giggling to mass destruction.
20:10:01   Spoon: I find it mildly arrousing
20:10:07   AndrewofDoom: Woah
20:10:15   Spoon: sound like my kind of loli
20:10:21   Spoon: and im not even a lolicon

 
Everyone knows that as a smaller and more fragile race, space elves can't hold their liquor.

Their bio-chem might be different to ours.

What if sugar acts like alcohol for them?


If you read the WoD techroom entry on Cyrvans, it says they can have offspring with humans, so Cyrvan bio-chemistry can't be that different.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Kunoichi, what made you decide to be a fighter pilot anyway?

People remember Lieutenant Richard Best, who sunk Akagi at Midway. They remember Commander Mitsuo Fuchida, who lead the attack at Pearl Harbor. Adolf Galland, Werner Molders. Joseph Foss.

People remember fighter pilots. Attack pilots too.

"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Spoon

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Quote from: Ravenholme
Okay: I have a question - Crystal and Misuzu, how did you find the Cordi ships handling compared to your respective fighters?

"Not as sluggish as Terran made ships but aside from that..."


"Felt like I was inside a paper plane."

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Crystal, has anyone ever tried to get you drunk just to see what you would act like?

"Oh we tried, but apparantly she can smell the alcohol from 20 meters away and she refuses to touch it. Its frustrating really.


"Now Luna on the other hand, decided that she would join Axe and Justice in a drinking competition, no matter what.
She started singing after one shot of whiskey and passed out after the second... "

Kunoichi, what made you decide to be a fighter pilot anyway?

People remember Lieutenant Richard Best, who sunk Akagi at Midway. They remember Commander Mitsuo Fuchida, who lead the attack at Pearl Harbor. Adolf Galland, Werner Molders. Joseph Foss.

People remember fighter pilots. Attack pilots too.

"Bwahahaha, like anyone will remember her!"


"Someday... Someday my turn will come!"
*sob*
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

  

Offline NGTM-1R

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I do, if it makes you feel better. :P
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Jellyfish

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Seconded. Imagine the shame on enemy fighters when they see they were destroyed by female Scorpion!



"Bwahahaha, like anyone will remember her!"
Look who's talking, you don't even have a face!


(Jellyfish dissapeared shortly after this post, never to be seen again...)
"A weapon is only as powerful as its wielder. With this weapon, you'll be but an annoyance, which would greatly dishonor it. With this weapon, I can change history. With me, this weapon can shape the universe."

 

Offline -Norbert-

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Not quite correct. If you look at the loading screens (M22-2.png to be exact) you can see a picture of Tempest without the helmet.... or much of anything else in terms of clothing.

 
Except that the pilot without a face above is Milkshake, not Tempest.
"You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" -DEATH, Discworld

"You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard!"

 

Offline -Norbert-

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Oh well....
I didn't remember Milkshake being that mean. Sarcastic yes, but not that mean....

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Misuzu:  so what've you got against tentacles anyway? :p
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Jellyfish

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Oh well....
I didn't remember Milkshake being that mean. Sarcastic yes, but not that mean....

Kunoichi gets her on her nerves, for some reason...
"A weapon is only as powerful as its wielder. With this weapon, you'll be but an annoyance, which would greatly dishonor it. With this weapon, I can change history. With me, this weapon can shape the universe."

 

Offline Spoon

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Quote from: Jellyfish
But the tech room says Terrans did some genetic shenanigans on themselves, and are bigger and live longer as a result, IIRC. I bet Misuzu herself is 7 or more feet high. Talk about overgrown.

"Hey now, I'm not nearly that tall!"


Misuzu:  so what've you got against tentacles anyway? :p

"Do you really need to ask?"

I do, if it makes you feel better. :P

"Really? You mean that?"
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 
Tempest: What's the greatest prank you've pulled on one of the crew?

Misuzu: Out of all your model kits, which would you say is your favorite?
"You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" -DEATH, Discworld

"You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard!"

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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"Really? You mean that?"

Is that so shocking? Besides, I figure you're the one who knows things, if you've put your stealthy to use...
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Deadly in a Shadow

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Misuzu:
How many mechs you have?
"Ka-BOOOOOOOOM!!!!"
"Uh, Sir we can hear the explosion."
"No you can't, there is no air in space. Sound can't travel through a vacuum!"

 

Offline Axem

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Misuzu: What is your most favoritest song in the whole wide world.

 

Offline AndrewofDoom

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* AndrewofDoom begins to ponder on the integrity of the fourth wall.

Luna, how long will it take for this fourth wall to come falling down?
My Efforts:
SF Knight

20:08:19   AndrewofDoom: Though I find it mildly disturbing that a loli is giggling to mass destruction.
20:10:01   Spoon: I find it mildly arrousing
20:10:07   AndrewofDoom: Woah
20:10:15   Spoon: sound like my kind of loli
20:10:21   Spoon: and im not even a lolicon

 

Offline Droid803

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You just wrecked it, bro.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Luna, how long will it take for this fourth wall to come falling down?

There is no fourth wall.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story