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Offline Destiny

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The tattoo thing was already answered many, many pages ago. You can check the answer out in the wiki.

 

Offline -Norbert-

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The matter if the Hyalj (warpaint, not tatoos) wasn't only answer in this thread, it also made it to the wiki http://www.hard-light.net/wiki/index.php/Cyrva#Culture_and_Society.

 

Offline qwadtep

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Oh, that it was. Disregard.

 
qwadtep, i bet she is, and I bet those ears of hers are fake.

Hey White-Hair, we annoying the **** out of you yet? We can keep going :3.


How bout I compare your chest size to Isa's or Crystals and declare how you look flat as hell?
Or how bout I compare your intelligence with Crystal and say that she dropped the Hertak Flagship, all you did is sit on the sidelines looking stupid. :D

Humans are Assholes, we are masters of trolling and being total rude jerkholes. So, you wish to bring the rain? Then we demand the bringing of it. I guarantee you by the time were done you'll be a crying wreck. :3.


(P.S. I just imagined Scar with popcorn, enjoying the show about people trolling a Cyrvan.)

On that note...

Misuzu: Whats Scar been up to since the Hertak Invasion?

Dawn: Don't cry, do you need a hug?
« Last Edit: January 21, 2012, 02:05:47 pm by NexusCron »

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Noooooo.......


She mine D:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Thats her decision, not yours. You cannot force her, if you do, that makes you just as bad as every forceful stalker in the world.

I am not doing this out of even trying to get her in bed or a relationship, hugs are an act of kindness. This is fact.
Welcome to common sense :3.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Uggnnnnnnnnnn, In all seriousness, I know.........
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Lorric

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Isa: Why is white hair so goddamned annoying? I'm tempted to introduce her to the human concept of "Verbal Smackdown."

Humans can be pretty scathing, and really, really really mean. I mean make aliens cry and hate mean. Crystal's probally seen just how much of an asshole some humans are capable of being.

Actually. I'm tempted to do something better.

Whitey, come here, so I can spray your hair bright neon pink. D:<

Me, I have a fantasy that goes as follows...

*Slaps her across the face*

ME: "Terran!"

*Slaps her across the face*

ME: "Terran!"

*Slaps her across the face*

ME: "Terran!"

*Slaps her across the face*

ME: "Terran!"

etc.

That continues until she gets the message and shows our race proper respect.

 

Offline Commander Zane

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That might be even less necessary than verbal hazing.
At least I think.

 

Offline Lorric

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That might be even less necessary than verbal hazing.
At least I think.

Well, we've tried to be nice. I'm also sure verbal hazing will have zero effect on that one.

Anyway though, look at her smug face. It's just begging to be slapped :)

Cyrvans are very vulnerable to physical pain. I think we'll see results very quickly. I'm not happy with using such crude methods, it's hardly going to impress anyone, but what else is there? I suppose we could just ignore her, and take the moral high ground that we're above her ignorance.

 
Or we could hire Scar to hack into her personal terminal and shove some disturbing information onto the equivalent of the Interwebs.

Frankly, as of right now, i'm more intelligent, educated, and more awesome then White-Hair will ever be. But for good measure.

*Decks White Hair in the face for good measure.* That felt good.

Isa, sorry for socking your subordinate!

Moral Highground wouldn't work with her, someone else would come along and deck her in the face, so I did it just to get it overwith.

 

Offline Jellyfish

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Scar? Nah, just get Tempest and Misuzu to write a fic about her and a bunch of tentacles.
"A weapon is only as powerful as its wielder. With this weapon, you'll be but an annoyance, which would greatly dishonor it. With this weapon, I can change history. With me, this weapon can shape the universe."

 
Brilliant!


Better yet...Lets create a portal, and open it into the video game universe of Saints Row The Third, and subject White Hair to The Boss of the Saints.

Hilarious **** will ensue.

 

Offline Lorric

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Spoon's done a great job of making us hate that one before we even play. If she shows up as an antagonist, she's in for a World of hurt. Unless she starts being nice...

Spoon, please let us take that one prisoner, so we can show her some Terran hospitality... :)

  

Offline Deadly in a Shadow

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Spoon's done a great job of making us hate that one before we even play. If she shows up as an antagonist, she's in for a World of hurt. Unless she starts being nice...
You wanna show a cyrvan who sits in an armed-to-the-teeth battleship the world of hurt? Good luck.
"Ka-BOOOOOOOOM!!!!"
"Uh, Sir we can hear the explosion."
"No you can't, there is no air in space. Sound can't travel through a vacuum!"

 

Offline Lorric

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Spoon's done a great job of making us hate that one before we even play. If she shows up as an antagonist, she's in for a World of hurt. Unless she starts being nice...
You wanna show a cyrvan who sits in an armed-to-the-teeth battleship the world of hurt? Good luck.

Invulnerability cheat :)

 
indeed. Invuln player = GOD. :3

 

Offline -Norbert-

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Depends.... in WiH there is at least one event in-mission that deactivated the invul cheat, without telling you, so you're only god if the FREDder let's you be one :P

 

Offline Droid803

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-op every-time
     -op true
     -op ship-vulnerable
          -<Player Ship>


You're never invul.
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Offline Lorric

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-op every-time
     -op true
     -op ship-vulnerable
          -<Player Ship>


You're never invul.

Then I'll tear the damn mission out of the VP file and change it! Then I'll go into the mission and tear her out of her ship! :)