Counter with a baseball bat! LOL..
"Let us build it, build it fast -
with terran and vasudan parts.
Make it ugly, make it long,
with loadz of beams all adorned.
Colossus let it be it's name,
Lucy-pawning is his game.
Release it at the NT Front
a trap was set for poor old Kolth.
He tried to ram, to no avail -
The Collie struck, he did not bail.
Alpha C was now secure,
The rebels ran, Big C persued.
Break the stalemate, end the war,
Chase Bosch's ship like never before!
Alas, sabotage was in the works
Iceni slipped trough all the hoops.
When the Sath came, we saw it then -
Collie needed help again.
Bombers flew right at the jugg,
it' cannons were in their sights.
Alpha 1 was there to help
and one by one the cannons fell.
The Sath jumped, but was not safe,
for a showdown did hte Collie wait.
His beamz were weak, his heat-sinks melted,
But Sath's advance was finally ended.
"Hooray" we yelled while filling tankards,
we're better than the sihvan bastards!
With renewed vigor and full of pride
we set off after Bosh last ride.
In a shivan transport he was spotted,
presumed alive and not yet gutted.
Again, in the pea soup we were searchin'
and found a Knossos with shivans lurking.
The Psamitk miss-jumped and was ill defended,
by another Sath was prmptly shredded.
Command panicked, for it looked bad,
many a jug a report did it had!
Run from the nebula! Don't look back fella!
We'll try to hold them at Capella!
And they came in numbers from far and wide
we had to run, we couldn't hide.
So Command said - we have a plan:
Collapse the nodes with a meson bang.
We'll send the Bastion and then the Neried,
and leave the shivans trapped for period!
The Collie and some ships departed,
to try and keep the bugs distracted.
But shivans came, but we were wining,
the battlegroupd was slowly dwindling.
We fought them back right till the hour
Sath 19 came and opened fire.
The damaged Collie stood his ground,
even if it was not sund.
With a big bang did it go down,
the best we had no more around.
But the Bation made it and sealed the node,
so we ran home wiht civys on the road.
And just as the Nierd was on it's way,
with the sun the shivans started to play.
In few seconds flat did it go nova,
vaporazing all, I though I was a gonna'
I made the jump, flew like a missile,
leaving the shivans to cook and sizzle.
I returned to fight them more than once
to gain some ranks and canon facts.
I only know I went to far,
with kills and medals and the loop,
when Petrach's voice sounds clear and far:
"Now go read a book!"
