The only Markov bot I have experience with is from an IRC channel, and its responses are mostly stuff like "penis in salad is actually called the careers." Actually, that's one of its more legible statements. Here's an actual conversation with it:
* 09/27/14 20:01:28 <FloppyChiptunes> derpyy, how are you today?
* 09/27/14 20:01:30 <derpyy> how clever variations of are done 4 me and instant you had GUNS nice :D today? :s what I have
* 09/27/14 20:01:52 <FloppyChiptunes> derpyy, what are you going to do tomorrow?
* 09/27/14 20:01:54 <derpyy> what gay and im are affected by you good jokes :) I going to the previous ep to Game design do with ALOT
* 09/27/14 20:02:07 <FloppyChiptunes> I see
* 09/27/14 20:02:29 <FloppyChiptunes> derpyy, did you play Destiny already?
* 09/27/14 20:02:31 <derpyy> did you entitled **** you all the lower mode sure play Destiny ;D already? lulz like penises
* 09/27/14 20:02:47 <FloppyChiptunes> I'm an entitled **** :/
* 09/27/14 20:03:22 <Kopachris> derpyy, give us some porn
* 09/27/14 20:03:24 <derpyy> give you play us uh nice new some of the folks wanting love porn is with older he's
* 09/27/14 20:03:41 <FloppyChiptunes> derpyy, what is your favorite kind of drink? :>
* 09/27/14 20:03:44 <derpyy> what their equipment & is Magic your magic, missile, safe, favorite kind of this.. the 'Mando kind of me the parcel of the gov is pretty bitter, drink? :> someday we :> [13:03] <ouo> except nataniel,
* 09/27/14 20:03:59 <FloppyChiptunes> lol
* 09/27/14 20:04:19 <FloppyChiptunes> "drink? :> someday we :> [13:03] <ouo> except nataniel"
* 09/27/14 20:04:22 <FloppyChiptunes> Dat derpyy
* 09/27/14 20:04:40 <FloppyChiptunes> derpyy, vag or dick?
* 09/27/14 20:04:42 <derpyy> vag And 19 minutes, 37 or about basic tasks *shrug* dunno dick? As saying hi Uakh
* 09/27/14 20:05:01 <FloppyChiptunes> derpyy, Uakh isn't here right now though
* 09/27/14 20:05:03 <derpyy> Uakh - Neymar: Injured isn't folded down veiw games Ponies here has no blood right now. How about now taller than that. lets though I expect
* 09/27/14 20:05:33 <FloppyChiptunes> derpyy, how is your relationship with Time Turner going?
* 09/27/14 20:05:35 <derpyy> how is that is buggy controls LIKE your house set to get relationship with with things without them all i Time for the Plan to ME Turner Variant Cover all going? ;3 Check
* 09/27/14 20:05:48 <FloppyChiptunes> Check