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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: redmenace on May 01, 2008, 08:42:38 pm
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Man so much has happened. Got a promotion, sadly lost my virginity, lost 140lbs...But it is good to be back.
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140lbs!? What, you lost a freaking leg or something?
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No, I am 5'9" and weighed 350lbs. So I am still losing...
But no I am running 4.5-4.8 miles a night, weight lifting, and on a strict diet.
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Yeah, but losing 60+ kilos... that's phe-****ing-nominal! :yes:
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Man so much has happened. Got a promotion, sadly lost my virginity, lost 140lbs...But it is good to be back.
That's my entire body weight, congrats
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No, I am 5'9" and weighed 350lbs. So I am still losing...
But no I am running 4.5-4.8 miles a night, weight lifting, and on a strict diet.
****.
I was 285lbs, down to 215lbs.
Though I did manage 30lbs of that by just being too poor to afford food for a month. Which was hilarious....
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wait, am i the only one that caught sadly losing your virginity?
isn't that usually fun and good?
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You should give me some of that nice self-discipline you got.
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Nice job on all fronts, welcome back. But how is that sadly?
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wait, am i the only one that caught sadly losing your virginity?
isn't that usually fun and good?
Well, we've all had moments of weakness followed by weeks of staunch regrets and alcoholism. :nervous:
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You can "sadly" lose your virginity in many different ways.
Just think about it. :nervous:
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Well then, in favour of keeping the thread from delving into the horrible depravity sure to follow, I think you owe us an explanation redmenace.
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or does that "sadly" part include something not meant out in the open perhaps... :p
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I visited a prostitute, and I saw her multiple times. But to be fair, I was also suffering from 13 years of depression. I just wish this didn't have to have caused the weight lost, which it did. And Gortef guessed right.
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I visited a prostitute, and I saw her multiple times. But to be fair, I was also suffering from 13 years of depression. I just wish this didn't have to have caused the weight lost, which it did. And Gortef guessed right.
Nothing all that terrible about that. Why be sad about the weight loss? Or are you saying you wish that wasn't how you lost it?
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Look at it this way: Loosing that much weight will help you live longer, so in that respect it really was in your best interest to "do it".
I was also suffering from 13 years of depression.
Ouch. I take it "was" means you've gotten over it? If so, congradulations.
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@Swantz, I wish it wasn't the trigger. But I am also a christian. So yeah...
I still have one more HIV test because I performed unprotected oral sex on a prostitute. I did start going to counseling as well, which has been wonderful for me. I am attending a wonderful church and am happier than I have been in a very long time.
@Kosh, I know, and that is why I ask if I would do it all over again if I were back at that point. And yeah, I was a miserable person. Deep in self loathing. But thank you so much for the congrats.
@Everyone, I hope no one does what I do period. Even more so, I hope no one does it and expect the same results.
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I visited a prostitute, and I saw her multiple times. But to be fair, I was also suffering from 13 years of depression. I just wish this didn't have to have caused the weight lost, which it did. And Gortef guessed right.
Wow congrats and welcome back!
At first I understood you lost your virginity because somebody but a penis into your ass, but thanks for clearing this up for me. :)
How much does a prostitute cost?
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Wow congrats and welcome back!
At first I understood you lost your virginity because somebody but a penis into your ass, but thanks for clearing this up for me. :)
How much does a prostitute cost?
Why do I find this funny?
Maybe it's because it's 6 AM and I haven't slept yet.
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Why do I find this funny?
Maybe it's because it's 6 AM and I haven't slept yet.
More like it was an inappropriately giggle-worthy post. :p
I think i'll add my kudos to everyone else's; congrats on better days, Red.
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We all end up doing things we thought we'd never do, welcome back and remember, the important thing isn't how you get there, it's what you do when you arrive ;)
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I hope everything is working out for you man :)
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Man so much has happened. Got a promotion, sadly lost my virginity, lost 140lbs...But it is good to be back.
You lost a whole human being. That's how much i weigh 140lbs. Damn, quite some progress, Keep it up :yes:
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That's 20 lbs more than I weigh.
That's a big achievement.
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If you'd just been fat, you'd've been pathetic.
If you'd just been depressed, you'd've been pathetic.
If you'd just lost your virginity to a hooker, you'd've been slightly pathetic.
If you'd just possibly caught HIV from the hooker, you'd've been amusingly pathetic.
But by being all 4 you've just become my ****ing God.
I think I love you. And I'm not even joking. You've transcended the normal levels of geek horrors where you do stupid **** and people laugh at you, to the kind of level where your life is a bestselling book that becomes a hit movie. You've become a man of myth and legend.
You're the Jack Nicholson of the internet.
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wait, am i the only one that caught sadly losing your virginity?
isn't that usually fun and good?
not when you wake up and realize it's a man.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry couldn't resist :)
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Goddamnit. Thats my target weight you lost.
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i had the privilege of loosing my virginity in my teens, i guess that makes me cool or something. :D
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i had the privilege of loosing my virginity in my teens, i guess that makes me cool or something. :D
Among nerds I guess.
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i had the privilege of loosing my virginity in my teens, i guess that makes me cool or something. :D
Early or late?
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i had the privilege of loosing my virginity in my teens, i guess that makes me cool or something. :D
Meh, I'm cooler than you :P
I'm about to re-lose it :nod:
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wait, so did you "loose" your virginity? or did you "lose" it ;)
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Lost mine as a Junior in High School... it was a weird year.
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Why do I find this funny?
Maybe it's because it's 6 AM and I haven't slept yet.
Ditto. 'sept it's only 10:30 at night here.
People say I'm depressed, though I keep reading the books and I don't have enough symptoms to be diagnosed as clinically depressed. Meh. People probably say I'm depressed because I don't give a **** about **** :P
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well for once I'm not so happy that I guessed more or less right, but nevertheless all the good to ya and let's see things work out shall we
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I can't believe so many guys here got hooked :wtf:
Is that, like, normal in the USA?
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People say I'm depressed, though I keep reading the books and I don't have enough symptoms to be diagnosed as clinically depressed. Meh. People probably say I'm depressed because I don't give a **** about **** :P
There's something about me I call "Ancient Wound". A few days ago I found out something interesting about it that made me quite sad.
Basically the shock of the separation from my biological mother is going to affect me forever. Sometimes it makes me sad without a good reason. It also made me quite aggressive when I was very little, I remember my neighbour's mother and my own mother complaining about me and the way I used to treat my friend and my brother.
:blah:
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People say I'm depressed, though I keep reading the books and I don't have enough symptoms to be diagnosed as clinically depressed. Meh. People probably say I'm depressed because I don't give a **** about **** :P
There's something about me I call "Ancient Wound". A few days ago I found out something interesting about it that made me quite sad.
Basically the shock of the separation from my biological mother is going to affect me forever. Sometimes it makes me sad without a good reason. It also made me quite aggressive when I was very little, I remember my neighbour's mother and my own mother complaining about me and the way I used to treat my friend and my brother.
:blah:
*pat pat pat*
I'm feeling with you, bro.
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*Psst* Hey everybody, looky at them queers pattin' each other on the back.
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So Mob, you're telling HB100 he's emo cause he's adopted?
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No, I'm the bastard here...
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sadly can mean many thng. he might have done it with his sister. Or, i might have turned out to be his best friend's girlfriend. Or it could have been somehow posted somewere in an embarrasing way. or i could have been his hot sister.
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or i could have been his hot sister.
lrn2spell, lrn2read, STFU or GTFO.
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sadly can mean many thng. he might have done it with his sister. Or, i might have turned out to be his best friend's girlfriend. Or it could have been somehow posted somewere in an embarrasing way. or i could have been his hot sister.
Aren't you one of the resident twelvers, or the very pioneer of twelve-year residency IIRC?
You taking it up the butt from someone searching a hooker leads to a variety of unpleasent facts:
a) You are someone's hot sister (see alternative branch)
b) he likes underaged prostitutes
c) he still toke you despite he probably remarked your... 'flaw'
d) nobody ever remarked you are male
Alternative branch:
a) you are hermaphrodite
b) go watch Boy's don't cry
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I'd've quite happily lost my virginity to my hot sister.
****, I'd've been on IRC bragging while she was still sucking my dick clean.
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I lol'd
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I can't believe so many guys here got hooked :wtf:
Is that, like, normal in the USA?
I haven't been hooked. I wouldn't call it normal in the usa so much as it may be just as normal where you come from, or anywhere else. In other words...a comparison of prostitution rates from around the world would show some good data :yes:
Then again, wherever prostitution is illegal, you're going to have high chances at not getting a good product and or end result.
The other thing that sucks is that we live in a day and age where people simply want to "do the deed" just because they're horny enough they want to "get some". Perhaps not even caring where the satisfaction (if at times they label it as satisfaction) comes from or who it's with (but, hell, if people can pay money for it, it must mean it's good). Sex has gotten degraded to only the sheer mechanics and movements of it. This is where many learn that sex really isn't that great, and that it really sucks when it drives you to do stupid stuff in the name of being horny. Under all of this sex just can't be worth it through the eyes of self-esteem and responsibility.
It's worth a lot less trouble and no shame followed by happiness to just wait until you meet someone who you hit it off with and eventually "do" that person in what will most likely be beautifully memorable if not only "a lot better" of an experience. This also asks certain questions. When is sex so satisfyingly nirvanic for individuals? And who will actually pay attention when it will be for them?
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I'm going to assume from your naive attitude that you're both a virgin and a prat with a promise-to-jesus ring...
Sex is never 'beautifully memorable'. It's hot, sweaty, tiring and leaves you needing to wash your sore genitals because if you leave it till the morning your cock will just stink of rotting semen.
And as a social activity it's like Episode 3. There's a ton of build-up, and lots of talk about how great it is, you watch the trailer, and you read the spoilers and you get so excited and hyper and OMG it's going to be fantastic and then... NOOOOOOOOOooooooo....!!!
Which applies as a metaphor for losing your virginity and flirting-through-to-****ing in a more repetitious sense.
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****ing can be quite boring and a huge waste of time i think. sex is meaningless when it gets to where you will **** anything. the girls who are like that are so stretched out its not even worth doing them. once youve had a 19 yo hottie with an ultra tight vagina, theres no going back.
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can we stop please!?
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Yes, we can. We really really can. Welcome back red.