[Black Wolf]

A Couple

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[Tyrian]

Where do you get these?  Do you just make them?

I wish I could get a set for my car...

[Dysko]

It would be fun to see these on the side of a ship ingame, à la Bosch Beer container

[Black Wolf]

Where do you get these?  Do you just make them?

I wish I could get a set for my car...

Yep, 2 minute PSP jobs. Would have though the general dodginess would have given that away

[TrashMan]

Aeolus:
YOUR FIGHTER HAS PREFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHOT DOWN!!!

[Snail]

On the Taranis:

If you find a captured Shivan cruiser, DON'T PICK IT UP! Call a grown-up immediately.

[TrashMan]

SATH:
All your nodes are belong to us!

Lucifers:
Pownz0r U!
Bemz p0war!

[haloboy100]

Pardon me if these suck...

on a Helios: Swallow this!

On a ursa: My other bomber is a boanergses.

on the colossus: My other colossus is a colossus 3000 (Derek smart + JAD ring a bell?)

On a Sathanas: All your capellas are belong to us!

On the back: If you can read this, your lucky i can't turn this piece of **** around.

On Alpha one's ship: I like Uranus

[colecampbell666]

I have a few variations. Which is the best?
GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Getting that perfect closeup of a supernova : priceless.

or:

GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Getting the perfect Capellan tan : priceless.

or:

GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Watching the Shivans pwn Command again : priceless.

or:

GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Watching Terran Command frak up again : priceless.

[TrashMan]

For everytihing else, there's a supernova.... ..or a shivan xenocidal invasion

[Game_Master64]

On an orion nameplate

GTD omgwe'resofrakinscrewed

[TrashMan]

On any GTVA capship:
INSUREANCE NOT PAID - PLEASE DON'T SHOOT...YET!

[haloboy100]

On AWACS: Warning- AWACS in 3rd person!

[Bob-san]

On Alpha 1:

It's really just a case of mind over matter: I don't mind and you don't matter.

[J.P.]

"DIVEDIVEDIVEHITYOURBURNERSPILOT!!!!!"

"Wha-"

*Splat*

"ugh.... huh?"

*LOL, noob. Scared you didn't we. :V:"

-J.P.

[Mustang19]

The fall of a great thread. It was even funny for the first few pages.

[TrashMan]

"It it ain't b0rked, don't fix it!"

[Getter Robo G]

Sathanas:
   "If you can read this, it's too late to dive... Jackass!!!  "

Another Sathanas:
   "All your Suns belong to us!"

Lucifer:
  "All your planets belong to us!"

Another Lucifer:
   "For Huminoid Pest Control call 1-800-Blow-This-Planet"

Random player ship:
   "Baby on Board!"

Ravanna:
  "We only suck half as much as a Rakshasa!"

Rakshasa:
  "DUDE! I'm right fricken here!!!"

Arcadia:
   "Who the hell designed me? A major station with no real anti-capital capability. GET OFF THE CRACK COMMAND!!!"

Lucifer:
  "Don't worry, you'll be dead fairly quickly. Just lay back and let the Super Laser do its thing."

[colecampbell666]

On the projectile from a Shivan Super Laser: "Look, ma! I'm like the Energizer Bunny! I keep going and going and going..."

How far do those SSLs go?

[Dark Hunter]

If I am reading the table and doing the math correctly... 30 klicks!