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Offline haloboy100

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #200 on: June 20, 2007, 08:36:07 am
yup. you can snipe anything with that thing.... it's fun  :D
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Mustang19

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #201 on: June 20, 2007, 08:38:53 am
I actually never had much success against fighters/bombers with SSLs. I mean, the thing moves at like 3000mps, but you can't lead the target properly if it's any distance away. I only like it for the one-shot kill.
 

Offline spartan_0214

Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #202 on: June 20, 2007, 06:19:47 pm
Quote from: Mustang19 on June 19, 2007, 01:45:24 pm
The fall of a great thread. It was even funny for the first few pages.

Yes, some people do forget that we're going for wordplays (something SHORT that would go on a BUMPER sticker, not a This Quote Is As Long As A Sathanas) NOT:
Quote from: Getter Robo G on June 19, 2007, 03:46:19 pm
Sathanas:
   "If you can read this, it's too late to dive... Jackass!!!  :nod:"

Another Lucifer:
   "For Huminoid Pest Control call 1-800-Blow-This-Planet" (BTW, only supposed to be seven digits long :rolleyes:)

Random player ship:
   "Baby on Board!"

Arcadia:
   "Who the hell designed me? A major station with no real anti-capital capability. GET OFF THE CRACK COMMAND!!!"

Lucifer:
  "Don't worry, you'll be dead fairly quickly. Just lay back and let the Super Laser do its thing."

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity
 

Offline Game_Master64

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #203 on: June 20, 2007, 06:22:10 pm
to long, but the one about the lucy was farily humerous. some of the best are the ones about flack, short and to the point.
 

Offline G0atmaster

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #204 on: June 20, 2007, 06:28:45 pm
Quote from: haloboy100 on June 20, 2007, 08:36:07 am
yup. you can snipe anything with that thing.... it's fun  :D

They're very effective against fighters/bombers just coming out of subspace... However, I forgot I changed my weapons once with cheats, and tried taking out a Helios bomb with SSLs once...  Yeah, not good.  Wound up killing the ship I was escorting (4 of em linked).
Could we with ink the ocean fill, and were the skies of parchment made
Were every stalk on earth a quill, and every man a scribe by trade
To write the love of God above, would drain the ocean dry
Nor could the scroll contain the whole, though stretched from sky to sky!
 

Offline Mustang19

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #205 on: June 21, 2007, 07:26:28 am
Quote from: G0atmaster on June 20, 2007, 06:28:45 pm
Wound up killing the ship I was escorting (4 of em linked).

LMAO!  ;) Good way to get traitored it two seconds.
 

Offline Game_Master64

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #206 on: June 21, 2007, 12:05:28 pm
anyone tried using the SSL in PI? the mass on that thing is seriously jacked
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #207 on: June 21, 2007, 01:18:22 pm
Quote from: spartan_0214 on June 20, 2007, 06:19:47 pm
Quote from: Mustang19 on June 19, 2007, 01:45:24 pm
The fall of a great thread. It was even funny for the first few pages.



Random player ship:
   "Baby on Board!"



[/quote]

On 3rd Fleet HQ : Moron on board : Shoot at me!  ;7
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #208 on: June 21, 2007, 02:56:40 pm
good one!

On a shivan fighter:
"Frag me!"
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline shiven_warior

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #209 on: June 21, 2007, 03:00:44 pm
wingman: " no need to rely on me" >_<
i know i misspeld my name >_<
 

Offline Sarafan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #210 on: June 21, 2007, 10:22:41 pm
On any shivan ship:

<incoming transmission>
 

Offline nubbles526

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #211 on: June 22, 2007, 10:30:38 am
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Offline Game_Master64

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #212 on: June 22, 2007, 12:15:52 pm
modifying 1 of them
My gunner is shivan
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #213 on: June 22, 2007, 01:15:37 pm
explains why he sucks   :p :D
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #214 on: June 22, 2007, 02:29:15 pm
I need glasses!

Ups...Friendly Fire..

I communicate via plasma burns.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #215 on: June 23, 2007, 07:57:45 pm
On the side of a Sath:
"Advertise here!"

On A1's wingmen:
"Space junk in training."

On a torpedo:
"To: Shivans; From: Alpha 1."
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline Black Wolf

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #216 on: June 24, 2007, 03:26:59 am
If we're writing on bombs...

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Offline TrashMan

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #217 on: June 24, 2007, 05:02:34 am
LOL
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #218 on: June 24, 2007, 09:10:17 am
On any SC 5:
S Cargo
 

Offline Hades

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Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Reply #219 on: June 24, 2007, 09:54:14 am
THIS IS REAr ADmiral Koth.COLLOSUS WE WILL CREAM YOU!!!!!!!(I thought that guy was crazy)
« Last Edit: June 24, 2007, 11:19:19 am by Hades »
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
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