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Quanto, no, ugly elf chicks are rare.  Elf males that look like women, however, are fairly common.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

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The way I see it, effeminate elf males is half the reason Elf Chick prefer human males, we're manlier and elf dudes can't cut it.

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Have you ever seen an ugly elf chick? I haven't.

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Have you ever seen an ugly elf chick? I haven't.

The internet regards statements of non-existence as a challenge.
Then please, find me an ugly elf chick.
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* Thaeris thinks of prior conversations the SA team has had pertaining to Gelbooru and shakes in terror...
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

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It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


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Everyone else takes normal damage.
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* Thaeris thinks of prior conversations the SA team has had pertaining to Gelbooru and shakes in terror...

This man speaks the truth. For I have seen the unspeakable horrors he has seen!
My Efforts:
SF Knight

20:08:19   AndrewofDoom: Though I find it mildly disturbing that a loli is giggling to mass destruction.
20:10:01   Spoon: I find it mildly arrousing
20:10:07   AndrewofDoom: Woah
20:10:15   Spoon: sound like my kind of loli
20:10:21   Spoon: and im not even a lolicon

 

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Then please, find me an ugly elf chick.

Crack open your 3E and 3.5E D&D Player's Handbooks please...
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Have you ever seen an ugly elf chick? I haven't.

The internet regards statements of non-existence as a challenge.
Then please, find me an ugly elf chick.

go play elder scrolls.


« Last Edit: December 13, 2010, 10:10:15 am by Topgun »

 

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* Thaeris thinks of prior conversations the SA team has had pertaining to Gelbooru and shakes in terror...

This man speaks the truth. For I have seen the unspeakable horrors he has seen!
Geh, brain bleach.

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Have you ever seen an ugly elf chick? I haven't.

The internet regards statements of non-existence as a challenge.
Then please, find me an ugly elf chick.

go play elder scrolls.
Win.

 

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Topgun and NGTM-1R win the internets.
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<The_E>   Several sex-based solutions come to mind
<The_E>   Errr
<The_E>   *sexp

 

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Reread the Silmarillion. Humans, even Numenorians, have limited lifespans. Elves don't.

Yeah, yeah, everyone knows it. How's this related to my post, btw?

Pointed ears are direct from Tolkien. I quote:

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"LAS(1) - *lasse leaf: Q lasse, N lhass; Q lasselanta leaf-fall, autumn, N lhasbelin (*lasskwelene), cf. Q Narqelion [kwel].Lhasgalen Greenleaf, Gnome name of Laurelin. (Some think this is related to the next and *lasse 'ear'. The Quendian ears were more pointed and leaf-shaped than [?human].)

Length I suppose could be argued.

Where does that quote come from?
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Tolkien's writings on Elven languages.

 

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That explains a lot, because there weren't any references to leaf-shaped ears on his main works. :nod:
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I do believe this thread has gone on long enough  :p
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them