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Title: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 08, 2007, 11:11:10 am
http://orange.half-life2.com/ (http://orange.half-life2.com/)

So who's getting it? I can't wait to try out Portal.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Agent_Koopa on October 08, 2007, 12:14:35 pm
I've never played any Half-Life games. But I want to play Portal. End result? I don't spend money.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Fineus on October 08, 2007, 12:37:58 pm
Portal looks absolutely stunning, I really can't wait for it to come out - even if I do already have HL2 and HL2:EP1
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 08, 2007, 12:41:16 pm
If you got it through Steam you can give those two to someone else.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Inquisitor on October 08, 2007, 12:42:27 pm
I never got Ep1, so, I'll probbaly pick this up.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 08, 2007, 01:02:47 pm
Anyone be willing to donate 512 Mb of PC133 RAM and a P4 3+ Ghz? I have borrowed HL2 from a friend before and it played fine except for excruciatingly long load times. Do you think that Portal will cause any problems?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: phreak on October 08, 2007, 06:55:07 pm
anyone want a free copy of HL2 and Ep1?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 08, 2007, 06:57:37 pm
I'll have it. :P
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Polpolion on October 08, 2007, 08:10:06 pm
me.

[/nonchalant]

...
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Mefustae on October 09, 2007, 12:11:19 am
So, if you already have Half Life 2 and Episode 1, you have to either pay for crap you already own or pay extra to get them separately?!

Tossers!
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Gamma_Draconis on October 09, 2007, 01:27:04 am
I preordered the Orange Box and I have to say, TF2 itself is worth the 45 bucks. I haven't been addicted to a game this much since I played FS2. Then we got Peggle Extreme which is pretty awesome in itself. Very entertaining for just two games; it's definitely worth preordering and saving 5 bucks. I'm already extremely satisfied but Portals and EP2 are still sitting there waiting for the release date on Steam. The Orange Box is the best thing since sliced bread and of course, FSO.

TF2 is just pure fun. They designed the game to be fun and less about competition. Even the models look silly and hilarious. This game is just built for pure fun. All the classes are fun to play and at least one of them will suit your gaming style.

Not to mention, you also get HL2 and EP1 as well. And if you already own them, you can even give them to a friend of yours. Preorder it now and get Peggle Extreme while saving 5 bucks.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: diceman111 on October 09, 2007, 05:39:55 am
I preordered it to and must say that its definetly worth the money I think it is worth the money just for TF2 and then you get portal and Episode 2 so I cant wait until tomorrow.


/Dice
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 09, 2007, 12:59:00 pm
Pre-ordering FTW!
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Kaboodles on October 10, 2007, 01:57:00 am
The classes in TF2 make me giggle.  Especially when they're on fire.  They say such funny things. 

The whole game just oozes style.  I've never seen anything quite like it before.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 10, 2007, 01:11:39 pm
 :mad: :mad: :mad:

I pre-order at Bestbuy (on the 5th), they promise to have it and to not oversell, and when I check my order, they say "Out of Stock"!! :mad: :mad:
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Ashrak on October 13, 2007, 11:18:23 am
Portal rocks ...... the voiceover alone makes it worth playing :)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Inquisitor on October 13, 2007, 01:04:54 pm
Portal and TF2 and both very entertaining.

I started playing HL2 ep1, also entertaining.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Fineus on October 13, 2007, 01:29:58 pm
Just pre-ordered the "real" box today. I can't say I like not having stuff on CD so I'm going to wait for the hard-copy release.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: diceman111 on October 13, 2007, 03:30:38 pm
HL2:EP2 kicked ass (combine ass) espeically the last sequense against the striders WOW is all I have to say.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: phreak on October 13, 2007, 03:35:24 pm
The final battle left me shaking for about 30 minutes afterward since there was so much adrenaline in my system.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Ace on October 15, 2007, 12:07:41 pm
The final battle was a bit too arcadey for my tastes. Oddly enough Ep 1 seemed to me to have better design in general, though the plot and environments of Ep 2 were better.

TF2 has good art direction but not really my sort of thing. Portal though... very well done. It'd be fun to do a "mage" sort of game with the Source engine. Gravity gun and portal spells as the only two weapons. Use the cinematic physics to make buildings and such destructable. A multiplayer game sort of like Magic Carpet:
Claim areas for mana which is used to fuel the spells.

Anyway just imagine uprooting a tree and tossing it at someone through a portal ;)

Ideally fluid physics and speedtree would be nice features. (opening a portal in a river and seeing it pour through)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: BloodEagle on October 15, 2007, 01:52:40 pm
A multiplayer game sort of like Magic Carpet:

I miss Bullfrog.  :(
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: achtung on October 16, 2007, 12:00:38 am
I love thinking with portals.

Oh, and  THE CAKE IS A LIE.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 16, 2007, 08:32:58 am
I love thinking with portals.

Oh, and  THE CAKE IS A LIE.
:wtf:

I still haven't received mine yet.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Ashrak on October 16, 2007, 09:20:47 am
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE_______
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Cyker on October 16, 2007, 01:26:51 pm
I take it I still need Steam to play this? :(
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 16, 2007, 01:32:45 pm
Nope. Not if you buy it from a store.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Unknown Target on October 16, 2007, 01:36:38 pm
Incorrect, you still do need Steam to play it, you just don't need Steam to buy it (you can buy it from a store, but if you install it on your computer Steam will be installed with it).
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Cyker on October 16, 2007, 01:41:10 pm
Piracy then... :(
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Unknown Target on October 16, 2007, 01:48:09 pm
Can't, Steam is required to run the game, it's heavily built into the game's architecture.

Also, HLP does note condone the discussion of piracy (obligatory anti-piracy remark). :p
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: G0atmaster on October 16, 2007, 02:54:55 pm
too bad it's $50...  I don't particularly have that laying around these days :(
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on October 16, 2007, 04:00:39 pm
Also, HLP does note condone the discussion of links to piracy
;)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Unknown Target on October 16, 2007, 06:45:00 pm
Ah, my bad :p
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 16, 2007, 07:02:05 pm
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE_______
I get it now!

It's true:

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie               
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: phreak on October 17, 2007, 09:34:39 pm
THE CAKE IS FOR REAL!!!1
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: phatosealpha on October 17, 2007, 09:39:00 pm
Any chance they'll break it apart after some time?  I've heard good things about portal, but HL2 bored me to the point where I couldn't finish it, so I'm unwilling to spend any money on it.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Mefustae on October 18, 2007, 10:24:24 am
Why the **** does Australia get the ****ing Orange Box one ****ing week later than the rest of the ****ing world!? It's not ****ing fair! ****!!
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 18, 2007, 12:04:34 pm
Any chance they'll break it apart after some time?  I've heard good things about portal, but HL2 bored me to the point where I couldn't finish it, so I'm unwilling to spend any money on it.
You can buy them separate from Steam.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: G0atmaster on October 18, 2007, 02:37:35 pm
Speaking of Portal, Rooster Teeth just put out a HILARIOUS comic about it:


(http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/20071016RT0183.jpg)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Stealth on October 18, 2007, 05:46:58 pm
too bad it's $50...  I don't particularly have that laying around these days :(

do you have half life 2?
if not, give me your steam ID or email address... i have the game, along with counterstrike source, as 'gifts', and i'll send them to you :) :) :)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Stealth on October 18, 2007, 07:17:33 pm
actually i'm lying, i don't have counterstrike source; i have half life 2, and then half life 2: episode 1.

means you only have to buy episode 2 :)  but HL2 and EP1 should keep you busy for a week or two
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Grogs on October 18, 2007, 07:58:36 pm
portal is just fun, even my sister enjoys playing.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: G0atmaster on October 19, 2007, 02:36:37 am
I have HL2, yes.  But not Portal, Ep2, TF2 or Ep1.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 19, 2007, 09:22:58 am
Speaking of Portal, Rooster Teeth just put out a HILARIOUS comic about it:


(http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/20071016RT0183.jpg)
This is kinda twisted a bit, as there is no "out" portal, but still funny.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Stealth on October 19, 2007, 09:50:12 pm
I have HL2, yes.  But not Portal, Ep2, TF2 or Ep1.
ok message me, i'll send you my EP1 gift, and i'll buy EP2 for you
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Fineus on October 20, 2007, 02:10:03 pm
I just completed Portal...

Excellent. Just excellent.

At first - with only 19 challenges - I thought it was going to be far too short. However imagine my surprise when I discovered the truth. Having sat down around challenge 16 thinking "I'll be done in half an hour" another 2 hours have passed and I've now finished. The voice acting and commentary was very very well done. Part of the story took its pages a little blatantly from the likes of Cube and Resident Evil but never mind, because the usage and implementation of Portals really did bring a new and interesting perspective on getting from A to B. Where I started the game I was running down corridors - by the end I was using portals to skip the long distances and just jump from point to point.

Great stuff. Hopefully it'll see lots of user expanded content. Now on to Episode 2!
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Stealth on October 20, 2007, 05:19:50 pm
i'm on ch.11 of portal (looks like a tough one).

took me 20 minutes to get through the first 10, but i can tell they're definately getting harder.  some of them were total no brainers, but some had me thinking/experimenting for a couple of minutes :-/

you're going to like EP2
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Ashrak on October 21, 2007, 01:29:25 am
your gonna like ch 19 LMAO :)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 21, 2007, 11:23:40 am
I liked the one where you used portals to get to increasingly higher platforms. ;7

Did you know that you can donate one or more of your vital organs to the Aperture Sciences girls self-esteem fund?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: achtung on October 21, 2007, 01:02:27 pm
I miss my Weighted Companion Cube :(
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 21, 2007, 01:53:49 pm
I euthanized mine quicker than any previous test subject.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Ace on October 21, 2007, 05:04:46 pm
Aperature Science... we do what we must... because we can...
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Bobboau on October 21, 2007, 09:15:32 pm
for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: achtung on October 21, 2007, 10:14:40 pm
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on October 21, 2007, 10:44:59 pm
Turret: Come over here.
*BANG*BANG*BANG*
Turret: Are you still there?
*gets knocked over*
Turret: No hard feelings...
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: achtung on October 21, 2007, 11:02:29 pm
*Turret gets picked up*
Turret:  Please put me down!
*Turret is dropped"
Turret:  Is anyone there?
*Turret gets picked up again*
Turret:  Who's there?!
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Bobboau on October 22, 2007, 12:25:36 am
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Ace on October 22, 2007, 12:55:00 am
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now...
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Bobboau on October 22, 2007, 01:52:31 am
Even though you broke my heart
and killed me.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: achtung on October 22, 2007, 02:42:22 am
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Fineus on October 22, 2007, 03:56:11 am
The entire lyrics can be found here:

http://www.basementcoder.com/?p=38

There's no need to quote them all. That's a subtle hint, by the way.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: CmdKewin on October 22, 2007, 06:03:17 am
"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure, any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official record, followed by death"

"Remember that time we tried to kill you by putting you in fire and you were like NO WAY? That was great."

Man, I've got to play it again. Brilliant, JUST brilliant.


Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on October 22, 2007, 03:16:43 pm
Code: [Select]
Wheeeeee
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Stealth on October 22, 2007, 06:52:48 pm
The entire lyrics can be found here:

http://www.basementcoder.com/?p=38

There's no need to quote them all. That's a subtle hint, by the way.

... ban us.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: phreak on October 22, 2007, 07:29:04 pm
I took all the turrets and cameras from the android level and threw them into the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 22, 2007, 07:32:34 pm
With a portal? Or you walked over? This game is awesome... :nod:
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: watsisname on October 23, 2007, 09:10:34 pm
Portal alone was worth the $50 price tag for Orange Box IMO.  Best game dialogue evar.  :lol:

I can't wait for some user made levels to be possible, though I'm sure it'll take some time before people make some genuinely good maps. 
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Ace on October 23, 2007, 09:20:19 pm
Yeah, most of the user-maps don't seem to be very free-form. I'd be happier with maps that had a combination of easy (i.e. you can portal everywhere if you really wanted to) but very free-form puzzles where you can do all sort of interesting solutions.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Bobboau on October 24, 2007, 01:20:40 pm
I wonder is there a way to play custom maps on any of the console versions?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: CP5670 on October 24, 2007, 04:03:40 pm
Portal looks very nice from the comments I'm seeing, although I don't want to pay $50 for that alone as I don't care about the other stuff. I'll probably get it if they drop the price later on. I have too many other games on my backlog right now anyway. :p
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 24, 2007, 04:48:34 pm
It's available single on Steam.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Eishtmo on October 24, 2007, 07:09:47 pm
http://www.hexellent.com/files/7/Portal%20-%20Still%20Alive.mp3

For those who want it.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: vyper on October 24, 2007, 07:22:30 pm
Enjoyed both games lots.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Stealth on October 24, 2007, 11:32:23 pm
vyper:  x2 :)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Mefustae on October 26, 2007, 03:54:01 am
"Be adequate!!"
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 26, 2007, 08:22:57 pm
Holy ****! HL2:E2 is 10 Gb! Anyone want to donate a 100+ Gb ATA100 HDD?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Sandwich on October 27, 2007, 07:19:04 am
You guys and your Portal credits song had me laughing my head off. :lol: I love that game. :D
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Mefustae on October 28, 2007, 03:58:10 am
There's dedication, and then there's...

(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7734/p1040810dt8pk6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on October 29, 2007, 12:12:36 am
Well, he's got a girl to cosplay with him...
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Mefustae on October 29, 2007, 06:20:45 am
And this one is just plain awesomeness:

(http://m4.bestpicever.com/pics/pic_11936009173448.jpg)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: phreak on October 29, 2007, 06:59:44 pm
tf2 pic = win
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: NGTM-1R on October 30, 2007, 01:48:07 am
Well, he's got a girl to cosplay with him...

Screaming fangirls aren't all that hard to come by, son.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on October 30, 2007, 09:32:29 am
Yeah, but screaming Half-life fangirls?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Vidmaster on October 30, 2007, 11:49:17 am
I still cannot shake off the feeling that the orange box is what we Germans call "Abzocke".
I won't pay that much money for games I already HAVE! I would have bought the Black Box, but (SURPRISE!) Valve cancled it to make even more money. And I thought Mircosoft was terrible... :mad:
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: G0atmaster on October 30, 2007, 12:10:45 pm
Well, you CAN just buy Portal, TF2, and Episode 2 seperately, but that all comes out to about $80.  Plus, you can give your extra copies of HL2 and Episode 1 to friends/family as Christmas gifts.  It's not all as bad as I think you think it is.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Cyker on October 30, 2007, 12:40:09 pm
I think they're just trying to 'encourage' you to buy it on Steam. They make more money that way too y'know ;)

Ahh, but Portal is awesome; For me the best game in the pack!

I actually went out and bought it! (And they think piracy COSTS them sales...)

So now I have a licence to play my Pirate (Arr!) Steam-free version of Portal! \o/
And the box is still in shrinkwrap so I can sell it easier later :D

I wish I'd played EP2 before playing Portal 'tho... EP2 SUCKS if you play it right after playing Portal :(

It's the song. It just won't get out of your mind!

I kept humming it through the course of the game "This was a triumph! D, Bm, D, Bm..."
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: G0atmaster on November 03, 2007, 01:31:06 am
Is it just me, or were the makers of Ep2 and Portal feeling just a little bit... psychotic?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: phatosealpha on November 04, 2007, 01:00:31 pm
Well, I decided hell with it, and actually bought portal.  Cool game...but wow, is it short.  Took me about 3 1/2 hours to beat the story mode.

Still, it's a puzzle game, and a damn fun one, so chances are there will be homemade puzzles.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: achtung on November 04, 2007, 09:00:36 pm
Is it just me, or were the makers of Ep2 and Portal feeling just a little bit... psychotic?

I'm convinced someone on the dev team for Portal was a /b/tard.

I mean really?  Delicious Cake?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on November 04, 2007, 09:03:35 pm
or everyone, maybe.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Rand al Thor on November 05, 2007, 06:11:52 am
Just spent the weekend playing episode 2. Good stuff; certainly wasn't a let down in terms of the previous installments and has definately left me waiting for the final episode. It was fairly easy though, even on hard. And the end was a bit of a downer. Now I just have to give the commentry a run through.

Looking forward to portal too from what I hear bout it.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Eishtmo on November 05, 2007, 06:42:06 pm
I'm convinced someone on the dev team for Portal was a /b/tard.

I mean really?  Delicious Cake?

Actually, they wrote for Old Man Murray. (http://www.oldmanmurray.com/)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Agent_Koopa on November 05, 2007, 08:44:55 pm
There's dedication, and then there's...

Oh god. It suddenly struck me that that's probably what they would look like in real life. That's really sort of depressing.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Ace on November 06, 2007, 12:30:37 am
Nah, one of the biological anthropologists in the department here looks more like Alyx Vance then that person :p (and goes by Ally oddly enough)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 11, 2007, 09:11:00 am
Did the delicious cake thing come from Portal, or did 4chan start it?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on November 11, 2007, 12:31:53 pm
4chan started it long before Portal was out.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: achtung on November 13, 2007, 05:06:58 pm
Solve:

(http://www.nukelol.com/temphost/bbimgs/1194993359733.jpg)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 13, 2007, 05:12:43 pm
 :wakka:
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on November 13, 2007, 06:46:17 pm
I use a lance made of Dragonforce to pierce the box and gain access to the delicious cake therein.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 13, 2007, 06:55:15 pm
It repels everything.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on November 13, 2007, 08:01:14 pm
made of Dragonforce
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: achtung on November 13, 2007, 10:15:38 pm
The cake is floating.  Dragonforce doesn't float, it's too heavy.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Sandwich on November 14, 2007, 03:03:47 am
"Scotty, lock on to that cake and beam it out of there!"
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Mefustae on November 14, 2007, 03:15:52 am
"Scotty, lock on to that cake and beam it out of there!"
Well that's just preposterous. Totally unfounded in reality...

"Daedalus, this is Atlantis. Scan for the cake and have Hermiod beam it straight to the control room."
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 14, 2007, 03:31:47 am
Me loves cake, and the end song form Portal. Did you know the woman who voices the AI in portal also does Overwatch from HL2? :D <3
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Mefustae on November 14, 2007, 03:50:18 am
Did you know the woman who voices the AI in portal also does Overwatch from HL2? :D <3
Or that she also does Opera. Which, for some strange damn reason, is kinda sexy. :nervous:
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Vasudan Commander on November 14, 2007, 07:18:58 am
Portal was like a really, REALLY fun rollercoaster.

all over too quickly. But apparently, how quickly (or how slow) you finish Portal depends on your IQ.

As for Episode 2, it was hella good, if albeit more system-demanding then HL2/ep 1. Especially the in-game 'cutscenes' (the lagged me like you wouldnt believe)

TF2 got pretty boring pretty quickly too (like any good multiplayer game, its full of bad idiots)

Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 14, 2007, 01:18:18 pm
I finished it in an hour and 45 minutes. My friend who thinks he's smart took that long to get to Testchamber 11.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 15, 2007, 06:49:25 am
Over two days (I tend to play games less now i'm actually "SHOCK" growing up) it took me about 50 minutes each day.

I like the turrets, it took me a while to bring myself to hurt them.....
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 15, 2007, 12:55:34 pm
I know, they're so...polite.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on November 15, 2007, 05:44:09 pm
I just got Vanilla Crazy Cake. :D
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Mefustae on November 15, 2007, 06:09:20 pm
I just got Vanilla Crazy Cake. :D
That sixth challenge course was a *****, eh?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on November 15, 2007, 07:02:14 pm
Yes! The turrets, geez...
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Fineus on November 15, 2007, 07:05:03 pm
Speaking of turrets...

(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/071114.jpg)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 15, 2007, 08:22:26 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 16, 2007, 03:22:09 am
 :jaw:
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Sandwich on November 16, 2007, 04:48:09 am
That's... terrible!!
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Janos on December 02, 2007, 08:37:19 am
"No don't shoot
it's me
noo"

"oh no why did they program me to feel pain?"

 :( They're so cute when you KILL THEM

Aperture Science would like to take a moment and remind you that Android Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of disobedience <3
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: ZylonBane on December 03, 2007, 03:58:13 pm
That's... terrible!!
It's VG Cats. What else did you expect?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Sandwich on December 04, 2007, 02:00:35 am
That's... terrible!!
It's VG Cats. What else did you expect?

I didn't have any expectations since I don't follow them.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: JGZinv on December 14, 2007, 02:38:24 am
A video comic on Portal from the VGcats guys.....

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: BloodEagle on December 17, 2007, 02:22:32 pm
I have a question. Is Steam evil?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on December 17, 2007, 02:34:42 pm
Yes, but it's less of an issue if you have broadband.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Janos on December 17, 2007, 02:41:21 pm
I have a question. Is Steam evil?

Pretty damn handy but I'm a heretic
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 17, 2007, 03:06:49 pm
Steam is not resource or internet-efficient. I don't get why big companies don't bother optimizing their software. It's like "It works - It's done".
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: BloodEagle on December 17, 2007, 04:01:41 pm
Is there any way around it?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 17, 2007, 04:28:54 pm
http://forums.prophecy.co.za/f4/how-make-steam-offline-mode-work-5301/

Don't know if it still applies. What it does is makes it so that you only have to internetify it once a week or so.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Agent_Koopa on December 17, 2007, 04:50:55 pm
A video comic on Portal from the VGcats guys.....

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php

It's actually just the VGCats guy.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Cyker on December 17, 2007, 07:04:53 pm
Steam is not resource or internet-efficient. I don't get why big companies don't bother optimizing their software. It's like "It works - It's done".
Optimization requires lots of time and skilled coders, which translates into money.

You think they actually care beyond that?

As long as consumers buy it, they'll do as little as they can get away with. Look at Microsoft if you want another prime example!
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Mefustae on December 17, 2007, 07:44:31 pm
Steam is not resource or internet-efficient. I don't get why big companies don't bother optimizing their software. It's like "It works - It's done".
Optimization requires lots of time and skilled coders, which translates into money.

You think they actually care beyond that?

As long as consumers buy it, they'll do as little as they can get away with. Look at Microsoft if you want another prime example!

You say that like it's a bad thing. What, you want Valve to waste plenty of money and man-hours on optimizing Steam when it already gets the job done, taking time away from development of their games?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: BloodEagle on December 17, 2007, 11:57:25 pm
Alright, if there's no legal way to do without Steam... then I have another question. Does Steam affect the performance of a PC overall (malware), or just when it's in use (badware)?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Marcus Vesper on December 18, 2007, 10:59:15 am
I'm all for digital distribution, I got the first season of Sam & Max that way.  Steam just rankles me to my very core with it's model of online distribution though.  I want to get something and be done, rather then having to constantly connect for no damn reason.  Steam is why I don't own Half-Life 2, because it's a freaking requirement when you pick up a box copy!  Everyone hates Microsoft's stupid "Windows Genuine Advantage" because it presupposes you're a pirate, so I can't fathom why designing retail software that requires constant "phoning home" to play offline is a viable model.

I have no idea if it impacts performance when you're not running an application that uses it, as I won't allow it anywhere near my system.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 18, 2007, 01:11:12 pm
Steam is only "badware".
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: neo_hermes on December 19, 2007, 09:39:31 am
the cake is a lie!
also i miss the WCC.  :(

edit: the ingredients for the cake would kill you if the cake did exist.  :sigh:  :ick:
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 19, 2007, 01:02:35 pm
 :wtf:
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: neo_hermes on December 19, 2007, 03:37:34 pm
listen to blue Glados eye speech. enough rhubarb, sediment shaped sediment, fish shaped sediment, rhubarb on fire, needle injectors and 18 pounds of cake mix to kill anything. theres more but i don't feel like looking for it all.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Fineus on December 19, 2007, 03:43:39 pm
If you get yourself a file-extractor, you can dive into the game files and extract all the audio clips from GLADOS, as well as the Still Alive song and all the other sounds etc. of course.

They're well worth listening to if you ask me.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: neo_hermes on December 19, 2007, 03:46:44 pm
i've got the orange box on xbox360 can't rip anything out. =(
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Fineus on December 19, 2007, 03:56:27 pm
Ah, well give me a shout if you really want all the audio files that GLADOS says. But only if you really want them, I'm very lazy :p
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: neo_hermes on December 19, 2007, 04:28:25 pm
iight :)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 19, 2007, 05:55:49 pm
SHOUT!
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Unknown Target on December 21, 2007, 06:01:24 am
So is there any way to play Portal, or any of the HL episodes offline? I restarted Steam in offline mode, but it says I still need to be online.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Agent_Koopa on December 21, 2007, 03:15:06 pm
I'm all for digital distribution, I got the first season of Sam & Max that way.  Steam just rankles me to my very core with it's model of online distribution though.  I want to get something and be done, rather then having to constantly connect for no damn reason.  Steam is why I don't own Half-Life 2, because it's a freaking requirement when you pick up a box copy!  Everyone hates Microsoft's stupid "Windows Genuine Advantage" because it presupposes you're a pirate, so I can't fathom why designing retail software that requires constant "phoning home" to play offline is a viable model.

I have no idea if it impacts performance when you're not running an application that uses it, as I won't allow it anywhere near my system.

The reason this happens, I assume, is so you can't download a game to several computers and turn them on offline.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Marcus Vesper on December 24, 2007, 03:35:22 pm
I'm all for digital distribution, I got the first season of Sam & Max that way.  Steam just rankles me to my very core with it's model of online distribution though.  I want to get something and be done, rather then having to constantly connect for no damn reason.  Steam is why I don't own Half-Life 2, because it's a freaking requirement when you pick up a box copy!  Everyone hates Microsoft's stupid "Windows Genuine Advantage" because it presupposes you're a pirate, so I can't fathom why designing retail software that requires constant "phoning home" to play offline is a viable model.

I have no idea if it impacts performance when you're not running an application that uses it, as I won't allow it anywhere near my system.
The reason this happens, I assume, is so you can't download a game to several computers and turn them on offline.
That only makes sense if you purchased your copy via Steam in the first place.  You expect a retail box for an MMO to mention how it requires an active internet connection to play, it doesn't make any sense at all for single player titles played exclusively offline to require that though.  Valve is essentially forcing Steam down our throats, even if we're not buying things from them online.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Unknown Target on December 24, 2007, 03:51:59 pm
It's a viable model because Valve is the industry's darling child. Everyone loves them, and anyone who dislikes them is immediately shunned - Valve is probably the only developer that could have pulled Steam off, and they STILL had to push it hard.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: MP-Ryan on December 25, 2007, 06:37:11 pm
So is there any way to play Portal, or any of the HL episodes offline? I restarted Steam in offline mode, but it says I still need to be online.

Unplug your internet connection.

Steam does have an offline mode for when no internet is available, and it does work (I've used it).  That said, if you're trying to force it offline when you have an internet connection, it's probably not going to work.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: MP-Ryan on December 25, 2007, 06:39:42 pm
Alright, if there's no legal way to do without Steam... then I have another question. Does Steam affect the performance of a PC overall (malware), or just when it's in use (badware)?

Neither.  Steam's resource usage when running an application is actually minimal - it only uses significant resources when running as background without a full-screen application (e.g. game) active.  So, turn off the start with windows functionality and only launch Steam when you're playing a game.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 25, 2007, 07:57:39 pm
It's a viable model because Valve is the industry's darling child. Everyone loves them, and anyone who dislikes them is immediately shunned - Valve is probably the only developer that could have pulled Steam off, and they STILL had to push it hard.
Why would they even think of doing this in the first place?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: phatosealpha on December 25, 2007, 11:55:43 pm
A split between combating piracy and eliminating distributors, probably heavily favoring the latter.  Plus, you figure if someone buys a retail game that needs steam, then there's at least one person who might look at your online catalog and buy something.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Unknown Target on December 26, 2007, 11:58:10 am
They don't want piracy and they want to keep 100% of the profits from their games, which they can't do with a distributor (who keep a large portion of the profits for themselves).

Steam does do great things for indie developers though (aside from the fact that they're linked to that damn program) - I talked with the lead of Red Orchestra, and he said that the great thing about Steam is that if they publish on it, they keep the rights to the universe/license and to any further games, unlike with a publisher, who gets all of that (as we in the FS community are acutely aware).
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: CP5670 on December 26, 2007, 12:12:31 pm
Quote
A split between combating piracy and eliminating distributors, probably heavily favoring the latter.  Plus, you figure if someone buys a retail game that needs steam, then there's at least one person who might look at your online catalog and buy something.

I would say it's more about hitting the used game market than having anything to do with piracy. It's well known by now that Steam is as useless as anything else in stopping pirates, but the used game market would take a chunk out of their sales and Steam locks a game down to the original purchaser, which is good from Valve's point of view.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Agent_Koopa on April 02, 2008, 10:52:27 pm
Whoa. I just bought the rest of the Orange Box, and man, is it fun. (I previously only owned Portal.) I'm partway through Episode 2, in the chapter "Under the Radar". And I am a terrible Spy.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Asuko on April 05, 2008, 12:20:01 am
"Dang, a spy's been sapping my sentries!"
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: BloodEagle on April 05, 2008, 11:43:41 am
Team Fortress 2 is the only thing in it that I dislike.

*runs*
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on April 05, 2008, 02:38:22 pm
Team Fortress 2 is the only thing in it that I dislike.

*runs*
Join the club. I didn't like that game, I found it too chunky. (could be that I have to play it at 800*600 and low detail, maybe I'll try it out when I get a new PC)
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Asuko on April 06, 2008, 04:57:07 pm
Same for me really but I like the gameplay.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Agent_Koopa on April 06, 2008, 10:36:09 pm
Well, Team Fortress 2 isn't on the same level as Half-Life 2, or Portal, but it's still an excellent game that offers variety. It's a welcome break from the pervading monotony of COD4.


Or, maybe I should just play on less-crowded servers.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Asuko on April 07, 2008, 01:20:30 pm
I remember finding a /b/ themed server. It was full of lulz.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on April 07, 2008, 03:22:52 pm
I remember finding a /b/ themed server. It was full of lulz.
I pity you.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Asuko on April 07, 2008, 03:30:18 pm
I know... but it was funny at 3 in the morning.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on April 07, 2008, 05:16:12 pm
... The 4chan servers are all I play on, because I can't be bothered to take the game seriously.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on April 07, 2008, 05:44:25 pm
What servers are they?
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: redsniper on April 07, 2008, 06:23:51 pm
I always just sort the server list by name. There are usually 2 or 3. They'll be in the 4's...
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on April 07, 2008, 06:32:08 pm
They'll be in the 4's...
Really? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Triple Ace on April 07, 2008, 08:15:52 pm
I finally got the Orange Box a couple of weeks ago and it runs great on my new pc. Episode Two was a bit short, but it was so well done and intense that length was well worth the sacrafice. Portal was fun and very amusing. I laughed my ass off at a few parts. Now I'm waiting for Comcast to get off there rears and build that two mile cable line to my house so I can play TF2.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Asuko on April 07, 2008, 09:31:18 pm
Ouch man. Ouch.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: BloodEagle on April 07, 2008, 11:36:04 pm
I finally got the Orange Box a couple of weeks ago and it runs great on my new pc. Episode Two was a bit short, but it was so well done and intense that length was well worth the sacrafice. Portal was fun and very amusing. I laughed my ass off at a few parts. Now I'm waiting for Comcast to get off there rears and build that two mile cable line to my house so I can play TF2.

You could always spend $1000.00+ per month for a pure wireless connection.

....

I've seriously seen ads for those.  :doubt:
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on April 08, 2008, 10:42:06 am
EV-DO is only like 50$ a month where I live, and it's as fast as DSL/Cable in some places. That's about 20$ more than Cable, if you can manage.

And I know that AT&T has it, so Comcast probably does.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Asuko on April 08, 2008, 12:41:56 pm
Most ISPs have Cable nowadays. In rural areas though, it's patchy.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: colecampbell666 on April 08, 2008, 01:47:43 pm
I live in a rural area, and cable's been here for a while, but it's not used by Bell. And since my dad gets 40% off Bell services (he works for them) it was a no-go until about '05.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Asuko on April 08, 2008, 02:37:24 pm
Good stuff. I suppose I'm lucky since I live on a tech-heavy college campus.
Title: Re: The Orange Box
Post by: Triple Ace on April 08, 2008, 04:03:11 pm
The only choices I have for broadband is Satelite and At&t's data connect plan which is something called either hsdpa or hsupa and it uses normal cell towers. Satelite is not going to happen. It is too expensive, horrible lag, and the stupid so called fair access plan (very limited). The At&t thing would be good, a 3.6 mb per second cell card. They want a two year contract though and if cable or something newer and better comes through here I will not be stuck with that, especially for 60 dollars a month.