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Offline Axem

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A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
on: December 27, 2009, 05:27:33 pm
So APPARENTLY I had promised Spoon I would make A JAD Christmas Special. Crazy, I know. But then he kidnapped my parrot and in exchange for his return, I had to make it.

So here ya go! Btw, It's two days after Christmas therefore WORTHLESS. YOU LOSE SPOON.

I'd advise to put it in the JAD mod folder. I'm assuming everyone has JAD installed anyway (Right guys? :(), so there's no mod.ini or anything... No campaign file either, you'll find it in the Mission Sim in the Tech Room.

Enjoy!
« Last Edit: December 27, 2009, 05:50:21 pm by Axem »
 

Offline Droid803

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Re: A Late Present
Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 05:31:35 pm
I'm getting an error with $Ambient light level or something...

Code: [Select]
axm_jad-xmas.fs2(line 1692:
Error: Missing required token: [$Ambient light level:]. Found [$Ambient light le]  instead.

<no module>! KiFastSystemCallRet
<no module>! WaitForSingleObject + 18 bytes
<no module>! <no symbol>
<no module>! <no symbol>
（´・ω・｀）
=============================================================
 

Offline Axem

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Re: A Late Present
Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 05:42:32 pm
Kay, should be fixed.

Something (VPMage I think) was eating the last part of the mission. So I had to rebuild the VP in maja. Hope it works!
« Last Edit: December 27, 2009, 05:46:26 pm by Axem »
 

Offline Commander Zane

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Re: A Late Present
Reply #3 on: December 27, 2009, 05:45:22 pm
Another campaign to play 80 times! :D

Just because of the concept of the campaign coming about...

Merry belated Christmas. :D
 

Offline Spoon

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #4 on: December 27, 2009, 06:17:34 pm
I lol'd and I lol'd some more   :lol:
JAD worthy  :nod:

Also, PRAISE ME. That's right. It was ME who made this possible! ME!
The parrot was delicious though... I wonder when Axem will notice I gave him a wooden dummy in the exchange...
Urutorahappī!!

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[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them
 

Offline Axem

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #5 on: December 27, 2009, 06:31:20 pm
 

Offline Commander Zane

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #6 on: December 27, 2009, 06:45:37 pm
I got that parrot for Christmas. :D
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #7 on: December 27, 2009, 06:46:54 pm
Without checking that link i'm going to assume it's monty python.

BTW, THANK JOO for this greatest post-christmas gift ever!

I'm off to play it now...
btw my JAC campaign is coming along nicely :)

I just need to get the portal turret sounds from somewhere... ;7
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Axem

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #8 on: December 27, 2009, 06:51:44 pm
Portal Turret Sounds? If you've got the PC version, you can extract them out of the gcf. But if you've got the Xbox version, bug me on irc and I'll extract 'em for you.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #9 on: December 27, 2009, 06:52:32 pm
I'll not bug you until i need them :D
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #10 on: December 27, 2009, 06:59:27 pm
Quote from: Colonol Dekker on December 27, 2009, 06:46:54 pm
btw my JAC campaign is coming along nicely :)
Would this happen to be another spoof campaign?
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #11 on: December 27, 2009, 07:01:14 pm
I just finished this and i feel all warm and fuzzy...


and Commander, its a homage to the wonderful world of JAD. :D
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png
 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #12 on: December 28, 2009, 12:30:39 am
Dumb question:  :nervous:

Which JAD folder? There's three of them, after all...
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It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


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Everyone else takes normal damage."

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #13 on: December 28, 2009, 12:32:46 am
Go with JAD (no1) :yes:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline -Norbert-

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #14 on: December 28, 2009, 09:05:50 am
So what is JAD?
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #15 on: December 28, 2009, 09:18:23 am
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
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01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
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01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #16 on: December 28, 2009, 10:30:37 am
 

Offline Desertfox287

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #17 on: December 28, 2009, 11:20:26 am
I didn't know about this the day it came out!  :shaking: need my JAD to survive
 

Offline -Norbert-

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #18 on: December 29, 2009, 03:31:36 pm
I'd rather call it not knowing all the abrevations by heart. I knew the campaign, but with so many campaigns and mods out there I find it hard to remember all their names, much less all the abrevations of their names....
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: A Late Present: JAD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Reply #19 on: December 30, 2009, 03:01:51 pm
Quote from: Commander Zane on December 28, 2009, 10:30:37 am
Quote from: -Norbert- on December 28, 2009, 09:05:50 am
So what is JAD?
:jaw:

That's slander!


 :p

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