[NGTM-1R]

Classy.

Dear ngtm1r,

Okay, I'm not good at this kind of thing, but I feel like I have to give it a try. So, here goes:

I was hanging out the other night, listening to some old mp3s, and I was just overcome with memories of when we used to hang out all the time. Remember? You were an intrepid, fearless adventurer, and I was the free-to-play, fun-and-funny online role-playing game that won your heart. Do you still remember those good times? I can't stop thinking about them.

I mean, I know things got kind of messed up at the end, and believe me, I'm sorry. If I could take any of that back, I totally would. And I know people grow and change, and you're not the same person you were then, but hey -- I've changed, too! I thought and thought about how to win you back. I figured I'd make you a mix CD, but I couldn't decide what "our song" was. So I just concentrated on becoming a better game for you, and here's what I came up with:

Remember how much fun you used to have with your clan? Alternately, remember how you never joined a clan because you didn't see the point? Either way, clans now have clan dungeons, group zones where your whole clan can work together. Crawl through sewers to Hobopolis, a vast underground vagrant vacation vista! Slide into the slime tube, and stir-fry sassy slimes!

I know I wasn't the prettiest game when we were together, so I had some work done. Almost every interface got an interface-lift. You can even manage most of your inventory via chat commands! I also came up with a way for you to automate some of the things you don't love about the game, so you can spend more time with the parts you do love.

Not only that, but there are way more animated .gifs than there were before. Don't worry; I haven't lost that low-fi edginess you love, but I'm a lot easier to play with now.

You can also have a custom title now, just in case you didn't feel like I appreciated what made you unique as an individual.

I should also say
Haiku Dungeon's been revamped.
See what I did there?

Maybe you quit because you got sick of always adventuring above the water. I admit that seems unlikely, but I fixed that, too -- there are a bunch of underwater zones with new food, equipment, mechanics, and challenges.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg, trust me. I'm still the silly, clever, deceptively-complex game you fell in love with, only with about 95% more awesome.

So, I'm just sayin', if you can find it in your heart to give me another chance, I won't disappoint you.

If you don't drop by, I promise I won't bother you again. I just really felt like we deserved one more try.

Love,

The Kingdom of Loathing.
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com

[Colonol Dekker]

So . . . . . Are you two back together now?

[NGTM-1R]

Nope!

[Colonol Dekker]

Awww boo. . . .
I'll look after her. She's gentle.

[karajorma]

She's probably sent me a letter too....the slut!

[Colonol Dekker]

I'm now going steady with KoL and all you lot are our step-kids AKA- "Lord Dekker is now in charge"


Tempted to spend all the clan dosh on nick-nacks tbh.

[NGTM-1R]

I'm now going steady with KoL and all you lot are our step-kids AKA- "Lord Dekker is now in charge"


Tempted to spend all the clan dosh on nick-nacks tbh.

Step off, son. I'm back.

[Colonol Dekker]

Lolwot?
Make your mind up. 50K for a masseusse? Do they think i'm Wayne Rooney or something?
Ps- don't call me Son k? Really rattles my cage.

[NGTM-1R]

Lolwot?

I decided specifically to do it to make you feel bad about this? '

And spending several hundred adventures onshotting stuff never really gets boring.

[Colonol Dekker]

I decided specifically to do it to make you feel bad about this? '

 
 
Never gonna happen

[Colonol Dekker]

Guess what..........

Today is the Feast of Boris!
Eat, eat, eat!

[karajorma]

It's Crimbo guys! I've decided that I've been away too long and it's time I got back into KoL. Currently adventuring in hobo town so we can get to the Christmas adventures. If anyone wants to join me, just shout.

[Colonol Dekker]

If i new how homeboy, i'd see ya there.

[karajorma]

Go into the clan and then into our basement.

[Colonol Dekker]

ohhhhhhhhh, my crimbcalender is on.

I've never been able to venture through the sewers before.Is there a level limit / restriction?

[Nuke]

my clan lacks a basement, or other members, id disband it and join whatever hlp clan there was, just so i could have a basement. but i sure would miss my hoboflex.
i have put fourth my join request

[karajorma]

I accepted Lord Nothing into the clan. I assume that's you.

[NGTM-1R]

I am prodding at the Sewers myself, though it's tough work at L14

[karajorma]

I'll come give you a hand.

EDIT : Maybe I won't. It hasn't rolledover yet so I'm still drunk.

[Nuke]

I accepted Lord Nothing into the clan. I assume that's you.

yep

currently falling down drunk though