[BloodEagle]

I already drank myself into a stupor exceeded my liqour quota for the day. I should have the time to log on on Friday, though.

[karajorma]

I certainly have a knack for getting captured in those tooth-resistant cages. 

I managed to get all the way through without hitting a single one. No idea how.

[BloodEagle]

Shade is running through them. 

[azile0]

I'm going to burn my 200 adventures in the gym.

[BloodEagle]

I just discovered noticed a BM effect that would prove very useful in the aquisition of Hobopolis items (e.g., if you saved all of the bosses until the last minute).

Your #1 Problem

To put it delicately, you're in serious need of a trip to the powder room. You're not up for any physical effort right now, you look ridiculous dancing around with your legs together, and you can't concentrate on anything.

All Attributes -20
+100% Item Drops from Monsters

[azile0]

Where do you get that effect? I'm starting to run the sewers, but I need a 1h weapon with 200 power. So I can equip my Tuesday's Ruby. +5% Muscle is nice. I don't think I'm going to ascend for a while.

[karajorma]

What buffs are you using? I can send some your way.

[BloodEagle]

Where do you get that effect?

The bathroom.

::EDIT::

Found a 'natty blue ascot' on my alt, which is worth around 400,000 meat on the market. 

This is a neat ascot, the color of true blood. It's the type of thing worn by the upper crust -- the cream of the cream, as it were. It'll help you with the acquisition of the best things in life, all of which, it turns out, are money.

Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 10
Cannot be discarded

Enchantment:
+20% Meat from Monsters

[karajorma]

You might not want to sell that though. Over the long run it can pay for itself due the pretty large meat drop increase it causes.

[BloodEagle]

I just realized that Snowclone stacks. XD

Poor Oscus never stood a chance. 

[azile0]

I found a good 1-h spear on the market, for like, 10,000 meat. I'm selling my stinky bundle to get it. I only needed that thing to kill the Ghosts in the MacGuffin quest, anyway.

[BloodEagle]

It's easier to put together Scrolls of Ancient Unspeakable Evil, than to train for the ghosts. Just so you know.

[karajorma]

The Hobos are dead, time to distribute the loot. Using the automated loot distributor gives me this

Zhade   #1 of 4 (3098 turns)
Thrangor The Cold   #2 of 4 (1517 turns)
BloodEagle   #3 of 4 (888 turns)

Although that doesn't take into account who paid for this run (I can't actually remember if I put any cash in but I'm sure Shade did). Does anyone see anything they particularly want? I wouldn't mind Ol' Scratch's ol' britches ahead of my basement run but apart from that I'm fine.

[BloodEagle]

The only things I'm interested in are Hodgeman's and Ol' Scratch's pants, as I can zap them into the Bowtie and Ash Can respectively.

Since I did the least (I'm not quite sure how Shade managed to get that many adventures  ), however, you guys deserve first picks.

[BloodEagle]

You're fighting a malevolent crop circle


 Just as you're about to use that item, Parkinson D. Lupus bats it out of your hand, and you have to spend the next couple of minutes fishing it out from underneath a couch. It's as adorable as it is annoying.

You are somehow beaten half to death by a field of grain. How it does that is one of the great unsolved mysteries of the universe.
Oof! Eek! Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Ow!

 You lose 45,017 hit points.

You lose. You slink away, dejected and defeated.

  

This is going to be a long climb. 

::EDIT::

The climb took around 50 adventures.

Now I have to find a way to beat the shadow. 

[karajorma]

You've not beaten the NS yet? Why on Earth did you wait this long?

[BloodEagle]

This is my alt's BM run. 

[BloodEagle]

You can find black striped oyster eggs (the best of the eggs) in The Haunted Gallery today.

[karajorma]

Interesting. There's a fair bit of meat there and since I'm concentrating on farming I may break my giant's castle run to take a look.

[SpardaSon21]

So WTF is Kingdom of Loathing?  Looks to be a web-based parody of every single RPG ever released.