Paper FreeSpace.
With all of those great paper models out there, as well as the availablity of firecrackers, the possibilities for FX are off the charts...
...And given that all those hanus titles currently in the works are given multi-million dollar budgets (despite their horrible plots, etc.), surely something that sounds as crappy as "Paper FreeSpace" would get a contract. Let's come to the realization of it friends: with several million dollars to blow, your access to paper and printers is basically limitless. By going to the theater, you would be witness to perhaps the greatest spectacle of non-CGI explosions and carnage EVAR devised by man. Just imagine...
The Lucifer, in high orbit over Vasuda Prime, fires its beams... Down below, the hapless Vasudans (animated in a similar or identical fashion to South Park) writhe in their agonizing last moments... How shall this madness end?As you watch the paper-mache planet, Vasuda Prime, start on fire, you come to realize:
...you've just spent $5.00 on the best or worst student-discout movie ticket you've ever purchased...
Truly, an exhilarating feeling...
-Thaeris