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SCURVY BE MY MISTRESS! THE PITCH-SOAKED SORROW OF THE SEA; MY ONLY DESIRE!

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DefCynodont119:
YYYARRRRRRR!!!!!

IT BE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!

TODAY WE PLUNDER. WE PILLAGE. WE RAISE OUR JOLLY RODGER AND SET SAIL FOR CERTAIN DOOM!!

AND WE SHALL EVEN DISCOVER THE SECRETES OF THE DEEP, DARK ABYSS!!

RICHES UNTOLD AWAIT US!!!  ARE YE READY CREWMEN?!?

. . .

no. . . please no, my intestines still hurt from last time. . .

STOP YARR WHINE'N! YA SCURVY DOG! ORR I'LL WRITE YE NAME ON DAVY JONE'S LOCKER!!

NOW DRINK YA GROG AND CATCH YER SPIRITS! YOU KNOW OUR PIRATE MOTTO!

look, I just want to hack and get stuff for free, i don't want to die horribly on some desert isle.
besides, the Hague told you: no more pillaging, plundering, or plagiarizing. remember?

. . .

Yarrrr. . . very well crewmen, I won't pillage and/or plunder coastal settlements this year. .

So how's about'n we hack phone-lines instead? Good harmless pirate fun right?


yes, that would be much better, thank you.


Arright then, I know exactly what will'a be need'n. . .





Some time later. . . .






ARR! YE MAY HAVE A PALATE OF IRON CAPTAIN, BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER, AFTER 10 MINUETS BE'N SUBMERGED, WHAT BE SOGGIEST: YE CEREAL, OR YE KEELHAULED CORPSE!!!!!!!!

I will never tell you how to find the Crunchberry isles!tm Or where I buried my magic phone-hacking kazoo!tm I would rather dietm then give up my secretes!

di- did? did he just say, he would rater DIE?!?

Ye may think yarr lips are locked up tighter then Kellogg's underpants Captain, BUT MY CREWMEN WILL MAKE YA TALK. . .

. . . .

Urrhha, Crewmen?

Alright imma head out. . .*walks plank*

. . .




Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! from DefCynodont119, and all of HLP!

Colonol Dekker:
Avast ye scurvy cur.

It be that day when the salty brine fills the veins and your lungs are filled with the smoking embers of plundered merchant ships!!!


ARRGGHH HAAHHH

Nightmare:
Ok so it's this kid's first day on a Pirate ship, and he meets the Captain.
The captain has a patch on his eye, and a peg leg, and a hook on his hand.  The kid was like 'wow', and the captain was like 'AAAAArrrrr'
And the kid was like 'Dude what hapened to your hand?'

and the captain was like 'AAAAArrrrrr when i was a young lad, about your age, we were piratin off of Madagascar, and a cannonball took me 'and'

The kid was like 'wow', and the captain was like 'AAAAAAArrrrrr'

And the kid said  'and your leg, what happened to it?'

And the captain was like 'AAAAAArrrrrr, when i was a young lad not much older than yerself, we were in the Bahamas in a storm, i was blown over the side and a shark took me leg.'

and the kid was like 'wow'
and the captain was like 'AAAAAArrrrrr'
and the kid said, tell me about your eye, what hapened to it?

and the captain said, 'one day, when i was a lad about yer age, we were in the waters of the phillipines,
and i was lookin up inta the sky to get our bearings,
'and a bird flyin overhead pooped in me eye.

The kid said, 'Wait a minute, a cannonball took your arm, a shark took your leg, and a bird pooped in your eye?'
'How did bird poop cause you to lose your eye?'
The captain held up his hook and said 'AAAAAr, twas the first day i 'ad me 'ook.'

Colonol Dekker:
 :yes: :lol:

Mongoose:
Yarrr, legends never die.

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