[haloboy100]

i thought it was 5 months...

[Snail]

PLEASE try not to put limits and values to general terms. I hate it when people say 'old' is 50-80 and 'young' is 1-20 or whatever. It pisses me off. Can't I just say 'old' and 'young' without these stupid limits and regions?

[haloboy100]

without these limits how would the human mind know whats old and young?

[achtung]

Old is when it's off the first page.

[Turey]

30 days, because it warns you if you try to reply in one older than that.

[haloboy100]

DOH!

[Game_Master64]

there we go. 30 days.

[Snail]

without these limits how would the human mind know whats old and young?

They're both relative.

[jr2]

So you don't mind a 12 yr old calling you an old man...

[colecampbell666]

What's the title of this thread?

[jr2]

It's Snail's fault... look in your siggy, under "SPAMMAGE!!", and please insert the quote from Snail that you find most appropriate.

[Snail]

Goddammit.

[haloboy100]

Goddammit.

i think i found the perfect quote!

[jr2]

Goddammit.

Ok, Ok... I'll do it:

I hear my enemies speculate about my posts, my threads. Who is Escargot Snail Bosch, and what is that old spammer up to? The tragedy of my life is that I will be remembered as a hijacker of threads. And this assessment is not unfair; I cannot argue with their condemnation or with the verdict of history.

My 3,510+ posts are an army of stupid words, driven by their punctuation, their spelling and grammar. Spam is the greatest weapon of hijacking and old words open all too easily. I am merely a spammer who created a post count I am now powerless to stop. And so I will play my role to the bloody end. I have given the Lost Moderation something to die for, and now my legacy will be crowned with fanboity.

What the admins will never understand is that my posts are about my love for spamming, not my hatred of threads.

In The Pub board the posts have returned, and soon the Administration will learn the method behind my spammness.

[Snail]

I am merely a spammer who created a post count I am now powerless to stop.

That line's actually true. I can't just stop posting.

[CP5670]

We need an HLP version of this:

[Snail]

If it said HLPBB addict, and the HLPBB Syndrome, it's obvious it would be me.

And make it stop at 50,000.

[Falcon]

Still one of my favorites:


And second favorite:



To bad I deleted that mission...   

[Game_Master64]

I hear my enemies speculate about my posts, my threads. Who is Escargot Snail Bosch, and what is that old spammer up to? The tragedy of my life is that I will be remembered as a hijacker of threads. And this assessment is not unfair; I cannot argue with their condemnation or with the verdict of history.

My 3,510+ posts are an army of stupid words, driven by their punctuation, their spelling and grammar. Spam is the greatest weapon of hijacking and old words open all too easily. I am merely a spammer who created a post count I am now powerless to stop. And so I will play my role to the bloody end. I have given the Lost Moderation something to die for, and now my legacy will be crowned with fanboity.

What the admins will never understand is that my posts are about my love for spamming, not my hatred of threads.

In The Pub board the posts have returned, and soon the Administration will learn the method behind my spammness.

[/quote]


snail, i must commend you. sure it's spamm, but it's good spam. the kind that make people stop, laugh, and think, damn he's creative. now, back to the screenshots.

[Mustang19]

You know that there's a whole thread full of that stuff, right?

The most glorius locked thread in HLP history, perhaps?