[Colonol Dekker]

K, i'll give that a try.............Who do i still owe a beer to?



RE: Meatsmithing, I bought a tenderising hammer, but i cant seem to buy a meatstack from the meatsmith and the option doesnt appear in my inventory>smithstuff options.....

I think i'm gonna buy some goofballs and hit the pub.......

[karajorma]

You need to make the meat stacks yourself in the same way you make meat paste

100 meat = meat stack and 1000 meat = dense meat stack.

[Colonol Dekker]

EDIT- Meat stack all done, lol Now i am krypton factor style trying to work this crazy car nonsense out


EDIT] My brain is shorted out form work and associated stuff, My car just wont form, I cant find bloomin rims, I'll try the Flea market.

[aldo_14]

*cough* hermit *cough*

[Colonol Dekker]

D'oheth, I hast forgotten wherest art thy Hermit.

List addidtion,
Join the Mafia, and break some legs.
http://mafia.cheats4us.org/index.php?x=267566

[MrBig101]

Eldred Reborn, seal clubber!

just beat the goblin king the other day =D

[NGTM-1R]

I played for awhile as the Disco Bandit, but dropped out.

I really only wanted to see the Penultimate Fantasy Airship anyways...and dammit, I've forgotten the spiel for the Protagonist.

[karajorma]

This is a 12-year-old boy who has somehow become one of the most powerful warriors in the world. He's on a quest to both save the world and somehow redeem himself from a past he doesn't remember. Perhaps getting a little bit of a smackdown will jar his memory.


He hits you in the <forehead> with a sword the size (and sharpness) of a cricket bat. Eek! Ouch!

He headbutts you and impales your <ear> with his spiky hair. Ugh! Ooh!

He somehow fires a bullet at you from the hilt of his sword. It bids a friendly "hello" to your internal organs. Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Oof! Ooh!


He hits you with his giant sword, which fortunately is about as sharp as your thumb. You shrug it off.

He tries to headbutt you but collapses under the weight of his enormous hairdo.

He somehow fires a bullet at you from the hilt of his sword. Fortunately, the bullet clangs harmlessly off the sword's giant blade.

[Mr. Vega]

I'm surprised noone mentioned Achaea.

Closest thing you'll get to a MMORPG Morrowind. Entirely player-run economy and politics. Rediculously developed gameworld that players can actually cause massive changes in (lots and lots of actual roleplaying). And it's free, although you can buy skill credits as a sort of donation.

[Unknown Target]

Does anyone have some good sci fi browser games that don't have a dinky turn system?

Speaking of dinky turn systems, if you like those, TDZK: www.tdzk.net (I think) is a good one. Buy your ship, upgrade it, cruise the galaxy.

[Shade]

Wee, I killed the naughty sorceress! With 9 hps and 1 adventure left

[karajorma]

Congratulations. I've never gone quite to the wire in that way (I've defeated her as badly damaged and as low on adventures but never in the same ascension).

Any choice on what you want to ascend to next time?

One tip. Don't play oxygenarian yet. Get a few skills under your belt first otherwise it will take you months to ascend.

[Shade]

Went for sauceror, currently getting used to not being able to hit anything again... though the sorceress gave me a few lessons in that too Gawd that was annoying, only item/skill she'd let me use was that indigestion thing I got from an insanely spicy burrito, everything else and it just didn't happen.

It took my fourth try to get her since on the earlier ones I actually tried to use strategy... healing potions, combat items etc., but in the only thing that worked was spamming that same skill non stop until she died. If I could've actually used my other skills just a couple of times, it would not have been as close, in fact I would've rocked HER on the g*d**m dais

[aldo_14]

I found double-handed photoprotoneutron torpedoes to be very effective last time I played

[Shade]

Yeah, well, I kinda blew that one. I sold most of my duplicate stuff to raise money for the arena to level familiars (I was nearly broke), and I kinda sorta ended up selling all but one of those before I realised how useful they could be. Oops.

[karajorma]

I permanented the Lunging Thrust Smack and Ambidexterous Funkslinging. Then if I'm in real trouble I just alternate between thrust smacks and drinking healing potions at a time while letting my combat familiar do some of the work. Thanks to funkslinging it is actually possible to recharge faster than she can beat you up so the only worry is going over the 30 or so turns you are allowed for each stage.

One huge tip when dealing with the NS is to get hold of the furry suit (tricky to get hold of in hardcore but worth it). The NS scales with you so anything you do to reduce your moxie actually makes it easier to hit her too.

[aldo_14]

I permanented the Lunging Thrust Smack and Ambidexterous Funkslinging. Then if I'm in real trouble I just alternate between thrust smacks and drinking healing potions at a time while letting my combat familiar do some of the work. Thanks to funkslinging it is actually possible to recharge faster than she can beat you up so the only worry is going over the 30 or so turns you are allowed for each stage.

One huge tip when dealing with the NS is to get hold of the furry suit (tricky to get hold of in hardcore but worth it). The NS scales with you so anything you do to reduce your moxie actually makes it easier to hit her too.

and in the game?

[karajorma]

Format c:

Kills all the enemies

[Mathwiz6]

Must.. level.. past... 6..

Sheesh, this is hard...

The pastamancer says: Entangling noodles = THE way to beat stuff.

The NS says: You can't use that...

The pastamancer says: WTF?

EDIT: Whoops, misread that. Now I get it..

Good grief, now I understand how to play this game! Yes! 100 turns a day! Go pastamancer! Next I shall do sauceror, then... um... Accordian theif!

Mmmmm.... wine spritzers...

Mmmm.... ode to booze....  (1 week later... "where's my ode to booze!")
Oh... or did I misread that...

[Colonol Dekker]

I'm at Level 7, I'm just bumping to L9 before i lay the Knobgoblin King flat out, I dont wanna try before that, He is tough as nails........