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Offline Fury

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Ha, I knew it was Securom.

 

Offline Liberator

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It's always Securom, they apparently wouldn't know competent programming if it came up and bit them on their ass.
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Offline General Battuta

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8 hours in and this game is pretty good, the opening couple missions do it no favors at all but it opens up nicely

 

Offline MatthTheGeek

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Shouldn't we make a new thread/change the thread name now that the demo is old news ?
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666maslo666: Releasing a finished product is not a good thing! It is a modern fad.

SpardaSon21: it seems like you exist in a permanent state of half-joking misanthropy

Axem: when you put it like that, i sound like an insane person

bigchunk1: it's not retarded it's american!
bigchunk1: ...

batwota: steele's maneuvering for the coup de gras
MatthTheGeek: you mispelled grâce
Awaesaar: grace
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Darius: ah!
Darius: yes, i like that
MatthTheGeek: the way you just spelled it it means fat
Awaesaar: +accent I forgot how to keyboard
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Darius: the killing fat!
Axem: jabba does the coup de gras
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Shouldn't we make a new thread/change the thread name now that the demo is old news ?
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet
uh okay

please don't break the correct spelling in the thread title

emily wong, patron saint of vanguards, watches over us

 

Offline The E

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet
Amen, brother. Emily Wong is badass.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet
there are a lot of things i like in this game so far but
Spoiler:
this whole EDI plot is not one of them

 
Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet
Hmm... being in Europe, I wonder if that proxy would work; the game doesn't unlock for like two more days. Anyone else from Europe tested it and got it to work?
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Offline Turambar

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet
I enjoyed how they started me at level 30 with all my powers from ME2.  Adds that nice bit of continuity, even if the face didn't totally survive character conversion
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
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Offline MatthTheGeek

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet
Hmm... being in Europe, I wonder if that proxy would work; the game doesn't unlock for like two more days. Anyone else from Europe tested it and got it to work?
I'm French and it worked like a charm yesterday.

I enjoyed how they started me at level 30 with all my powers from ME2.  Adds that nice bit of continuity, even if the face didn't totally survive character conversion
Same here, sounds like the whole face conversion thing is broken. I prefer the standard ME3 female face to the ME2 one anyway.
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666maslo666: Releasing a finished product is not a good thing! It is a modern fad.

SpardaSon21: it seems like you exist in a permanent state of half-joking misanthropy

Axem: when you put it like that, i sound like an insane person

bigchunk1: it's not retarded it's american!
bigchunk1: ...

batwota: steele's maneuvering for the coup de gras
MatthTheGeek: you mispelled grâce
Awaesaar: grace
batwota: oh right :P
Darius: ah!
Darius: yes, i like that
MatthTheGeek: the way you just spelled it it means fat
Awaesaar: +accent I forgot how to keyboard
MatthTheGeek: or grease
Darius: the killing fat!
Axem: jabba does the coup de gras
MatthTheGeek: XD
Axem: bring me solo and a cookie

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet
i tried to punch khaleesa al jilani and she had self-defense training and we got in a fistfight

 

Offline Luis Dias

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet [SPOILERS]
i tried to punch khaleesa al jilani and she had self-defense training and we got in a fistfight

There are already videos of the various options in Utube about this ... :)

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet [SPOILERS]
i tried to punch khaleesa al jilani and she had self-defense training and we got in a fistfight

There are already videos of the various options in Utube about this ... :)

oh okay, since the entire game is on youtube (it is), we can just close the thread and not talk about it any more

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet [SPOILERS]
i'm just going to steal this post

Quote from: some other dude
Grunt

Grunt

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Offline Scotty

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet [SPOILERS]
That gets my vote as the best smiley to ever exist.

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet [SPOILERS]
25 hours in and this game is...actually impressing me quite a lot. the sense of scale both in terms of the physical gameplay space and the narrative is really well done.

 

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet [SPOILERS]
Freakin infected me now. I knew I should not have started during the week.  I'll get you illusive man i'll get you. :banghead:

Looking forward to see how diplomacy plays out between the races and how much weight my decisions carry on it. Dialogue between the characters is interesting, and the enviornments/graphics are A+.

I hope I stumble across Legion somewhere. Say what you want here. I probably won't be back until I finish!
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet [SPOILERS]
So I'm told that you can't punch out al-Jilani this time. At least without some effort.
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Offline Luis Dias

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Re: Mass Effect 3: You Invaded the Wong Planet [SPOILERS]
i tried to punch khaleesa al jilani and she had self-defense training and we got in a fistfight

There are already videos of the various options in Utube about this ... :)

oh okay, since the entire game is on youtube (it is), we can just close the thread and not talk about it any more


Jesus F Bananas, I was just informing. You know, you might want to know the alternatives (without playing the game?)