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Offline Snail

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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #480 on: January 25, 2008, 12:43:07 pm
Quote from: TrashMan on January 25, 2008, 05:41:07 am
Still no Jesus card? I protest! :hopping:

IIRC there was a member called Jesus and a member called God. In some really, really old random thread, God posted "You shall all burn in the depths of hell!" or something, and then Jesus posted "Don't be so uptight, dad." The two members were subsequently banned and AFAIK deleted.

If we do have a Jesus card, then "Don't be so uptight, dad" should be the quote. :D
 

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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #481 on: January 25, 2008, 01:41:02 pm
they weren't deleted, but i think they were monkeyed. that was funny when i read that :lol:
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #482 on: January 25, 2008, 01:51:26 pm
Quote from: Snail on January 25, 2008, 12:43:07 pm
Quote from: TrashMan on January 25, 2008, 05:41:07 am
Still no Jesus card? I protest! :hopping:

IIRC there was a member called Jesus and a member called God. In some really, really old random thread, God Flipside posted "You shall all burn in the depths of hell!" or something, and then Jesus Flipside again? posted "Don't be so uptight, dad." The two members were subsequently banned and AFAIK deleted.

If we do have a Jesus card, then "Don't be so uptight, dad" should be the quote. :D
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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #483 on: January 25, 2008, 02:09:03 pm
Really? I could've sworn it was "God" and "Jesus"...
 

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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #484 on: January 25, 2008, 02:18:51 pm
Flip created them as side accounts for that rather-not-so-funny joke.
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Reply #485 on: January 25, 2008, 02:30:45 pm
I assume you're religious?
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Reply #486 on: January 25, 2008, 02:38:03 pm
I am as unreligious as you can get.
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Reply #487 on: January 25, 2008, 02:38:36 pm
I found the joke very funny.
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Reply #488 on: January 25, 2008, 02:38:41 pm
That's the kind of joke I know I shouldn't laugh at (since I am religious), but it still strikes me as somewhat funny... :blah:
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Reply #489 on: January 25, 2008, 02:40:19 pm
Quote from: colecampbell666 on January 25, 2008, 02:38:36 pm
I found the joke very funny.

Well, I did make me chuckle.
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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #490 on: January 25, 2008, 02:42:46 pm
Religion is overrated.
 

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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #491 on: January 25, 2008, 02:49:49 pm
Grow up people...God has a sense of humor...Jesus to too. They are cool dude(s)  :cool:
As long as you don't start to really push it, it's fine.
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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #492 on: January 25, 2008, 03:45:34 pm
The point is, it's funny, end of story. You laugh and you forget about it. And yes, I am very Christian myself, and i still didn't hesitate to laugh. So burn me.
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Offline Snail

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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #493 on: January 25, 2008, 03:50:09 pm
Quote from: haloboy100 on January 25, 2008, 03:45:34 pm
So burn me.

It depends. Catholic, Anglican or Puritan? Or Methodist? Calvanist, Lutheran, Presbyterian, Pentecostalism.....
 

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Reply #494 on: January 25, 2008, 04:02:17 pm
Neither :P

I don't follow a specific rite or branch of Christianity. I just beilieve in general good morals and Jesus Christ.
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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #495 on: January 25, 2008, 04:07:17 pm
That, my friend, is classified not as Christianity, but as Heresy. Burn him.
 

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Reply #496 on: January 25, 2008, 04:15:54 pm
Actually, IIRC, a Christian is simply someone who believes in Jesus.

Can someone put this back on topic before snail burns me?
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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #497 on: January 25, 2008, 04:23:13 pm
Quote from: haloboy100 on January 25, 2008, 04:15:54 pm
Can someone put this back on topic before snail burns me?
Nah, not just yet. If we keep going, eventually this might get separated from the card thread.

So, the way I see it, a Christian is basically a non-Jew, who believes in Jesus and God. Not that it would matter to me. I'm currently a Lutheran, but I'm going to resign from church. Why? Because, even though I believe there are beings or powers way beyond our level, I still view (any) religion as a means for controlling the population. Not to mention as an excuse for wars.

Plus the whole tax thing.
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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #498 on: January 25, 2008, 04:36:58 pm
lol.
Fun while it lasted.

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Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: Revival of HLP Cards - Post here to become a card!
Reply #499 on: January 25, 2008, 05:28:31 pm
Oh my God.  It happens every time someone mentions Jesus...

I'll make a Jesus and a God card, but they will be... erm... Different.
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