[JSRNerdo]

8   ♜         ♝   ♛         ♜   ♚
7               ♟         ♟   ♟   ♝    ♟
6         ♟   ♞               ♞   ♟
5   ♟               ♟      
4                     ♙      
3               ♘   ♗   ♙   ♕
2   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♔   ♘   ♙   ♙   ♙
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6


This chess game makes me want to claw my eyes out.

Your move.

[swashmebuckle]

h4 like a boss

[General Battuta]

I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE

[swashmebuckle]

I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE

Right you're gonna shambalah allah way down to h5 where we'll sac the exchange for dubious long term compensation. yeah you're a pawn but it's a board of pwn I mean come on Kd2

[Thisisaverylongusername]

Re8

[NGTM-1R]

I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE

Damn you for remembering this line before I did.

[Phantom Hoover]

<MageKing17>play chess like a Shivan
<MageKing17>move all pieces simultaneously according to genetic algorithms
<Caiaphas>ignore the rules of the game and immediately destroy the enemy king
<Caiaphas>the rules of the game are that there are no rules
<Caiaphas>(i think like a shivan, i'm allowed to contradict myself)
<MageKing17>shock-jump the enemy king
<Caiaphas>sharpen the chessboard and hurl it into your adversary's sternum

playing like a shivan would be putting all of hlp in thunderdome with 50 chess sets made of razor blades

[Luis Dias]

Because why not have a strong flanking attack move while your center, where your ****ing king resides, is totally in the ****ter and about to be open with that rook in e8?

Sounds such a solid move. You know what's the best move right now? To start another attack in the other flank. Because why the **** not? ATTACK WITH ALL THE THINGS.

Bb5

[Phantom Hoover]

You'll note that this is basically Hannibal's strategy at Cannae

[JSRNerdo]

8   ♜         ♝   ♛   ♜         ♚
7               ♟         ♟   ♟   ♝   ♟
6         ♟   ♞                     ♟
5   ♟   ♗         ♟      
4                     ♙   ♞               ♙
3               ♘         ♙   ♕
2   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♔   ♘   ♙   ♙      
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

Code: [Select]

1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+


I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE

Right you're gonna shambalah allah way down to h5 where we'll sac the exchange for dubious long term compensation. yeah you're a pawn but it's a board of pwn I mean come on Kd2

Your move.

[Thisisaverylongusername]

Nxe4

[Phantom Hoover]

f5

<sub>REMEMBER THIS

those who walk among

infinite boards

must still wage war</sub>

[swashmebuckle]

I can't believe we let the chump red team sacrifice a piece first I'm switching sides after Bxc6

[Phantom Hoover]

Kf7

the principles of trim will keep our kings safe as they meet to confer for peace

<sub>WE SEEK THE ONE

OUT OF MANY

THE ONES WHO CAN MATCH

THE FISHER

OF OLD</sub>

[Thisisaverylongusername]

You troll.

Oh well.

Bxe8

[Luis Dias]

dxe4

You troll.

...what would ever give you that impression?

[Scourge of Ages]

Seduce the enemy queen, convince her to turn coat and bring her forces over to your side. Checkmake.

[Phantom Hoover]

i tried that in turn 3 but she was saved and brought back a hostage against me

[JSRNerdo]

8   ♜        ♝   ♛   ♚           
7              ♟         ♟         ♝   ♟
6         ♟                          ♟
5   ♟               ♟         ♟      
4                     ♙   ♘               ♙
3                           ♙   ♕            
2   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♔   ♘   ♙   ♙      
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

♗
♞♞♜

Code: [Select]

1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8

Ok so that was a check so dxe4 is illegal, gotta overrule soz.

<Caiaphas>to be optimal is to be predictable
<Phantom_Hoover>oh **** i cant actually get red's king out can i
<Phantom_Hoover>should've gone f5
<MageKing17>see, now you just need to play outside of linear time so you've already gone f5
<Phantom_Hoover>of COURSE
<Phantom_Hoover>someone give me some vishnan **** to write at short notice

Your move.

[Luis Dias]

Who cares about checks? clearly you didn't so we might as well continue.


... Fine.

Kxe8

dxe4

...

What? Next you'll tell me white can't play more than one move at a time.