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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: Mustang19 on April 11, 2007, 09:53:39 am
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Umm....
"You did not have authorization to return to base. Although you're by far the best pilot in the GTVA and there were ten Maras on your tail while your hull strength was at 5%, desertion is grounds for court martial..."
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:hopping: :mad:
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"You did not have authorization to return to base. Although you're by far the best pilot in the GTVA and there were ten Maras on your tail while your hull strength was at 5%, desertion is grounds for court martial..."
So true. ::)
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In the FSPort, I created a lots of points event (created a new pilot first) to get the admiral rank...
You really have got to stop cheating. This could become a natural thing for you... and that would be bad. Go on Admiral Cheater, I think you have to perform some ceremony or inspection or something.
and, Curious... I did the same thing for FS2
Congratulations. You have earned your place in the highest echelon of allied leadership. Your character, courage, and genius are an inspiration to us all. On behalf of the GTVA Security Council and General Assembly, I hereby confer upon you the prestigious rank of Admiral. Now go read a book.
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They think you're cheating in FS1 but I guess that they didn't find it such an accomplishment due to side-campaigns later on.
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"I demand unfettered access to the Meeting Hall!"
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"Listen to me! If my safety is guaranteed, I'll no longer spam on HLP."
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"There will be no negotiations, Snail!"
:lol:
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"I regret that your efforts to stop me have failed, Lieutenant. Helm, engage posting drive."
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"Oh God, he is spamming everywhere! Mayday! This is Lieutenant Ash on Terran Patrol wing Gamma, Three Niner, reporting... Taken heavy damage! Requesting immediate fighter cover and rescue. Come in anybody!"
"Mayday! Requesting immediate assistance! Anyone, please!"
"Barely receiving you, Gamma Three Niner. This is Terran Outpost Riviera responding. What is your situation?"
"Oh thank God! Our wing was ambushed - we didn't have a chance! I'm sure he is tracking me."
"Calm down, sir. Who attacked you? Was it the Vasudans?"
"Vasudans were killed too. He spammed in every thread!"
"Sir, you have to calm down. You were attacked by Vasudans, is that true?"
"No, NO! We were in a thread back in The Pub, and he just came out of nowhere and spammed everywhere!"
"WHO came out of nowhere, pilot?"
"I--I don't know. He wasn't Vasudan, and he wasn't Terran or Shivan. Oh God, he is this death-black spammer-"
"P - pilot..."
"...and he spammed like..."
"Pilot!"
..".and his words were too much. He wasted everyone!"
"Pilot, sit tight! We're sending a recovery Admin or Moderator right now."
"Send OTHER SPAMMERS! I--I know he's reading my last posts. Send everything you have now!"
"Sir, I don't have anyone else viewing this board. You're home free. It's going to be all right!"
"No, it isn't! You don't understand! You weren't there!"
"I can feel him following me!"
"Oh my God! I'm dead! We're all dead!"
"Picking up unknown post signatures..."
"Scramble the spammers!"
"It's too late! Oh God!"
"What the hell is that MT and that I?"
"Aaaaaaaaaahhh!"
:lol:
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ROFL :wakka: ROFL
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I hear my enemies speculate about my posts, my threads. Who is Escargot Snail Bosch, and what is that old spammer up to? The tragedy of my life is that I will be remembered as a hijacker of threads. And this assessment is not unfair; I cannot argue with their condemnation or with the verdict of history.
My 3,510+ posts are an army of stupid words, driven by their punctuation, their spelling and grammar. Spam is the greatest weapon of hijacking and old words open all too easily. I am merely a spammer who created a post count I am now powerless to stop. And so I will play my role to the bloody end. I have given the Lost Moderation something to die for, and now my legacy will be crowned with fanboity.
What the admins will never understand is that my posts are about my love for spamming, not my hatred of threads.
In The Pub board the posts have returned, and soon the Administration will learn the method behind my spammness.
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:lol:
An excellent riposte!
;7 :lol:
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Woot!
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"Oh God, he is spamming everywhere! Mayday! This is Lieutenant Ash on Terran Patrol wing Gamma, Three Niner, reporting... Taken heavy damage! Requesting immediate fighter cover and rescue. Come in anybody!"
"Mayday! Requesting immediate assistance! Anyone, please!"
"Barely receiving you, Gamma Three Niner. This is Terran Outpost Riviera responding. What is your situation?"
"Oh thank God! Our wing was ambushed - we didn't have a chance! I'm sure he is tracking me."
"Calm down, sir. Who attacked you? Was it the Vasudans?"
"Vasudans were killed too. He spammed in every thread!"
"Sir, you have to calm down. You were attacked by Vasudans, is that true?"
"No, NO! We were in a thread back in The Pub, and he just came out of nowhere and spammed everywhere!"
"WHO came out of nowhere, pilot?"
"I--I don't know. He wasn't Vasudan, and he wasn't Terran or Shivan. Oh God, he is this death-black spammer-"
"P - pilot..."
"...and he spammed like..."
"Pilot!"
..".and his words were too much. He wasted everyone!"
"Pilot, sit tight! We're sending a recovery Admin or Moderator right now."
"Send OTHER SPAMMERS! I--I know he's reading my last posts. Send everything you have now!"
"Sir, I don't have anyone else viewing this board. You're home free. It's going to be all right!"
"No, it isn't! You don't understand! You weren't there!"
"I can feel him following me!"
"Oh my God! I'm dead! We're all dead!"
"Picking up unknown post signatures..."
"Scramble the spammers!"
"It's too late! Oh God!"
"What the hell is that MT and that I?"
"Aaaaaaaaaahhh!"
:lol:
excellent work ^^ if i had enough space i would have done it in the sig
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You can instead put a link to it in your sig.. Just have to think of a title, and then use this:
[url=http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,45543.msg948807.html#msg948807]Insert some good title here[/url]Then you get this result:
Insert some good title here (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,45543.msg948807.html#msg948807)
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Caption: GTSI LieutenantGeneralMobius' Signature -
Terronia Mafia Town Southern Italy(sorry Mobius, I couldn't resist, no offense :))
Squad Leader: Godfather, this is hitmen party Bravo Two. Entering gargantuan superstation.
Godfather: Roger, Bravo Two. Keep the chatter to a minimum. He already killed 700 newbies.
The hitmen enters the superstation.
Godfather: Bravo Two, your signal's getting weak.
Squad Leader: That's what happens when you use radios made by FIAT.
The point soldier (Zombie) steps ahead and looks around.
Zombie: No sign of anything.
Squad Leader: Squad Two, go.
The squad jumps ahead.
Flex: Probably he killed all the other newbies, anyway.
Squad Leader: Cut the chatter, damn it you f**king moron!
The squad descends several dozen feet down to a wide hallway. Faint noises come from ahead.
Spice: Hear that?
Zombie: Contact, thirty meters ahead.
Godfather: Report, Bravo Two?
Squad Leader: Form up, everyone.
The squad moves into formation and readies their sawn-off shotguns.
Squad Leader: Visual?
Zombie: Negative. I don't --
The hitman is interrupted by more noises ahead. Several orcs appear.
Zombie: Whoa.
Spice: What the hell is that?
Flex: Oh my God!
Squad Leader: Open fire!
Tons of spam come out of the team's shotguns. The point orc is slowed down but keeps going.
Zombie: Die, you *******************************************!
The point orc finally goes down, but the other orcs just jump over it. Several hitmen are killed.
Squad Leader: Fall back!
The hitmen start falling on the floor because they don't understand English very well: the orcs quickly dispatch all but one hitman.
Godfather: Bravo Two, what's going on? Respond or I'll cut your throat, kill your family and burn your house!
The orc picks a poisoned pizza from his rucksack.
Spice: Oh my God... no...
The orc throws the poisoned pizza on the hitman's face.
Ok, that was lame but it's the best I can do after 2 hours of math...
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"When the Admins came for me, I posted even more. I have never been suspended. They were like the others: show new replies to your posts, post there, then restart. Only these were not like the others: They did not fall to my words."
"I have been monkeyed by the first board. I could forego one board. I left it to the Admins and spammed elsewhere. But they followed. They hunted me. They followed me when I retreated, they read my posts and discovered where I lived."
"For a long time I did not know why they chased me. They were no ordinary enemy. They did not seek my mod, my missions, my opinions."
"Now I know my crime was spamming."
:lol:
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Now I have the right inspiration!
There is little left for us. Little time. But much irony.
We did discover those spammers are not unbannable. The trolls that darkened our boards like a virus can be stopped.
But we have no way to ban them. We have the knowledge, but not the HLP BanHammer of JusticeTM.
And so this is our legacy:
In Real LifeTM, they cannot use their fake IPs. And in Real LifeTM, they can be eliminated.
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:lol:
"Thirty-two years have passed since the Great Spam. Snail vanished half a lifetime ago, and now we live in the mausoleum of history."
"We inherit the legacy of ghosts who haunt these boards. The elders call us The Lost Generation."
"I remember stories of a glorious forum. Of mods with shipmodels that reached the sun. Of a forum with hundreds of threads. Of people with stupidity of humanity everlasting. Of noobs who saw in LieutenantGeneralMobius' Welcome Beams the destiny of their race. And they hurled themselves into the void of this forum with no fear."
"They say our people have no present, only a past filled with spamming and a future they can only dream of."
"Now we forge a new Moderating team to guard the tomb of HLP and find within its cold expanse the salvation of our race."
:lol:
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I was a proud spammer, and always the most offensive. For thousands of years, my post count expanded. For so long, I could imagine ourselves alone in the forum*. For so long, never did we encounter an advanced admin.
And we spammed faster and farther, spreading in the forum; and before long, we could see the day when our reachable boards would have been exploited. And then there would be nowhere else to spam.
And I discovered bots. It gave me my 10k post count, and it gave me the forum. And I saw other advanced spammers; and we spammed it, or I got it banned. In months, the elimination of billions of years of threads on a similar but slower path. With bots, my spamming would surely know no boundaries.
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Terran Technician: Ready?
Vasudan Technician: All set. Starting Anti-Spamming Sequence 52-Gamma. Five... four... three... two...
Terran Technician: Power levels STEADy at 1.21 gigaposts.
Vasudan Technician: Keyboards are holding STEADy.
Terran Technician: And sequence two in three... two... one... mark.
(The prototype anti-spammer energizes for a moment, then dissipates.)
Terran Technician: That's it... it held! Reading 59 posts lost but it held!
:lol:
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Command: One thousands posts to go! Thirty new threads and counting!
Alpha 4: Incoming Mod at 4 o' clock! Spammer acquired, I'm locking the thread down!
Command: Other 25 new threads! Get more Mod cover on this board, Moderators! We're almost there! Standing by to initiate locking sequence!
Beta 1: I've got him! I've got him! Oh yeah, troll down!
Beta 3: Beautiful banning, sir!
Command: 10... 9... 8... 7...
Alpha 2: This thread is all clear!
Command: 6... 5... 4... 3... Locking sequence initiated... Stage 1... Stage 2... Stage 3...
All threads with spam blow up.
Command: Locking sequence completed!
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"To the officers and crew of the GTD Aquitaine: We have halted the Spammers advance. The Battle of Inferno is over. We sealed off the board, and our members are safe - maybe forever."
"No one can fathom how or why the Spammers destroyed HLP. Though we know our enemy better now than we did when the VBB went down, their motives remain a mystery. Perhaps they are exiles like we are, nomads wandering the Internet searching for a place where they can spam. The destruction of a forum might be the bridge between this universe and their own. As the old Admin once said, There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
"From our odyssey into the Inferno board, we return with a gift: the Admin CP technology to build another board. To restore the link to our forum. To return home after all these years of spamming."
"This is Admiral Petrarch, signing off."
:lol:
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The following is a [PRIVATE] Internal board. Unauthorized access is punishable under the HLP Security Act, SWC Source Code, Section 21.3.5.
We vanquished the Spammers in The Pub, but the hard questions remained. How would we confront the threat of future spamming? The Spammers might return at any thread, any board, without warning. How would we fight the next threat to the very existence of our threads?
On the tenth anniversary of the spam attack on the Padded Cell board, the administrator Goober5000 addressed the newly formed HLP Operations Management. The administrator inaugurated an ambitious and unprecedented joint endeavour: the HLP Anti-Spam 5000.
Goober5000: Together we built a forum from the collapse of Volition Watch, and now we stand on the threshold of a new era of prosperity and harmony. With Project Anti-Spam, the community celebrate our renewed covenant of peaceful coexistence and mutual defence of our community allies.
The Anti-Spam 5000 is the most powerful forum-faring banner ever constructed. Spanning six boards from ban to stern, the Anti-Spam has taken over twenty years to program. Twelve an0n-class spammers can fit within its massive hull. Its state-of-the-art banning includes forty-five censor turrets, fifteen non-racist guns, twelve monkey batteries, and twelve ban cannons. The Anti-Colossus wields more firepower than five VBB Hammer of Justice-class destroyers combined. Sixty locker and banner wings are housed in its vast sub-forum, and its administrators number over three. Among its major contractors are forum giants Goober5000, Kalfireth, and Taristin.
The Administration now wages banning on multiple fronts: in The Pub, The Inferno Web Cafe, The Terran Vasudan War Board, and the mysterious nebula beyond The Classics Section. Once deployed, the Anti-Spam 5000 will end these conflicts swiftly and decisively. If ever the spammers return to threaten our threads, we will be ready to face the words, securing the forum for today and for generations to come.
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Seriously, we should rewrite both FS campaigns from this new point of view :lol:
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lolz thats even a more diffcult task then getting snail to stop spamming <_<
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Good morning, pilots. I'm going to get right to it. The spamming forces are sprouting up everywhere, and it's no secret that our main boards are taking a beating. As you probably know, no one has been able to communicate with them (they don't even read our posts); and HLP Moderation have no leads on their origins or their motives. On the upside, their spamming technology seems to be working just fine for us. By this afternoon, all fighters stationed on The Pub will have been fitted with them. Try to keep them intact, all right?
The cruiser Takashi is suspected to be the source of command for the spammers in this sector. It's here in the General FreeSpace Board, and we suspect it's low on fighters and supplies due to its recent attack runs. We have reason to believe it will soon jump to another board to respammuy. We don't know where it will jump to, but there is only one subspace node out of General FreeSpace and we intend to ban it. In the interest of learning more about the spammy bastards, we're going to attempt something bold: the capture of the Takashi.
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lol wont u guys ever run out of ideas?
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:lol:
"Thirty-two years ago in the VBB forums, Admins discovered the remnants of an extinct civilization we now call the Anti-Spammers. In here we found the secret to defeating the Spammers<obvious, no?>. How close did we come to being a footnote in the history of a future group of spammers that would happen upon the ruins of our forums ten thousand posts from now? Would they indulge in the fan fiction of their own immortality until the Spammers came for them?"
"And how long had this gone on? Did the Anti-Spammers stumble upon the locked topics and the Archived Boards of their predecessors in this distant corner of this forum, dismissing the warnings carved in the walls of the Pinned Topics? And when the spammers came at last, what did the Anti-Spamers think as they assisted to the locking of boards and the banning of members, staring into the mute remains for a keyboard, some solution to their plight?"
"What if there had been countless spammers, stretching back into infinity; and like the nine forums of Razor, each forum had been built on the rubble of one that came before, each annihilated by the Spammers?"
"The Anti-Spammers died eight thousand posts ago as the noobs emerged from their Neolithic infancy. They believed their voyage across the sea of spams woke the dragon that slept beneath the forums: that the Spammers were birthed from the flux of posts and their destruction was the revenge of an angry Admin."
:lol:
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(Spoken by an Administration narrator)
And we retreated to our Grognards section, abandoned our forum. We believed at the Grognards section we would be safe. For they are not an administrative species.
We know when we entered the public forum we were trespassers, but the Grognards is our home.
And yet still they came.
And our board is gone.
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:eek2: This should be made into a campaign, like Deus Ex or JAD. :lol:
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lol the spam campaing heh thats gonna be funny :P
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"I remember stories of a glorious forum. Of mods with shipmodels that reached the sun. Of a forum with hundreds of threads. Of people with stupidity of humanity everlasting.
This one is for keeps :D
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"I know why the Anti-Spammers were destroyed, and I know what they knew. I know that if not for the Spammers, they would have been banned long before. Without the Spammers, someone would have discovered the Anti-Spammers in their infancy and banned or monkeyed them, just as surely as they banned countless billions of others."
"I believe it is only the spammers who are banned. The Spammers are the Great Destroyers Of Forums, but they are also the Great Preservers. That is why, when we moved into this forum, there was no one powerful enough to ban us elsewhere."
"Long had we been the spammers. Our turn had nearly come."
"In the Pub Flame War, we learned how to adapt. We learned how to study our enemy. We learned how to overcome. We learned how to survive. And so we did."
"All the threads of The Pub are archived. But the Spammers can bring them back. I'm told we can expect their spamming again, but not in my lifetime. Such is liberation."
:lol:
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"Avoid the flames and you won't get banned, pilots!"
"Oh my God! It's an Admin!"
"Acknowledged! Troll configuration! Repeat, troll configuration!"
"Administration control, open fire on the n00bs!"
"Those Hammers of Justice were piece of junk. I have even followed the FAQ."
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"Target exceeds Administrator specifications. Reading multiple post signatures!"
"Two Spammers class noobs have jumped in! The Snail and the Takashi!"
"Snail's Giant Spammer has jumped in, the SGS Spam! The big noob has taken our bait! Now deploying the Karajorma! "
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"Good God, we've lost the Karajorma!
"The LGM is no more, that's what you flyboys are paid for!"
"Incoming log in signature, spamming configuration!"
"Damn it, TrashMan, watch the friendly fire!"
"I can't lock the threads much longer!"
"The LGM's hull integrity has dropped below critical! We're almost there!"
"Monkeys incoming!"
"Oh, yeah, monkey down, monkey down!"
"Excellent ban, sir!
"It's a miracle we won the Great Flame War.
"No bans, no monkeys, no lock guns."
"Reading incoming spammers from the advertising portal."
"The LGM has jumped, repeat, the n00b has jumped!"
"Form up, Tyrian, we must protect these Moderators until the Admin arrives.
"Rather be fighting n00bs if you ask me. I never signed on for banning Spammers."
"Don't kid yourself. We're the ones being banned."
"Put it this way. If Turey's Installer goes down, so do we."
"n00bs like us call it modifying posts."
"Look alive pilots, n00bs headed your way!"
"The thread's too long, we can't lock it. We'll have to tow it to The Padded Cell."
"Negative, Moderator, the n00bs are the only legitimate authority in THIS board."
"As you wish. Bannery control, ban him!"
"Although our moderators have destroyed the n00b's Outrage, the LGM continues to bombard the board with heavy post fire."
"Your self-righteous posturing insults us both, staffer, Machina Terra will never be released!"
"See if you can get into the internal board."
"Stay away from the thread and you won't get hit, n00b!"
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Ok, this is not much spamming-themed, but...
Alpha 2: The asteroid is breaking apart, Command!
Me: It must be a FIAT...
:lol:
:nervous:
*runs*
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Ok, this is not much spamming-themed, but...
Alpha 2: The asteroid is breaking apart, Command!
Me: It must be a FIAT...
:lol:
:nervous:
*runs*
Change it to Alpha Romeo and it might make more sense ............... thise car might be look good but they are put together by rats with rabies
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This thread is greate. ;)
"IP confirmed, takashi's in bound!"
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"Good God, we've lost the Karajorma!
LLMAO!
"As you know, noobs are protected under the Beta Aquilae Convention, but LGM has rejected that treaty and its provisions."
"Unfortunately, most of the noobs have been welcomed by LGM."
"Secondary and tertiary keyboards are down! My hands are red! We're posting there everything we've got!"
"Though we have destroyed the Takashi, the Snail continues to bombard HLP with heavy post fire." :P
"I've confirmed this banning with my government. Consider yourselves...fortunate!"
:lol:
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Inferno quotes now?!??!?!?!?!
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I guess
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At this rate, you two might as well rewrite the whole campaign and be done with it. :p
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Yep, already did the first mission!
[attachment deleted by admin]
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DIVE DIVE DIVE!! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!!!!
You know, the last time I heard that was...well, last night...my girlfriend LOVES FreeSpace...'nuff said, eh? Heh heh...
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DIVE DIVE DIVE!! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!!!!
You know, the last time I heard that was...well, last night...my girlfriend LOVES FreeSpace...'nuff said, eh? Heh heh...
:lol:
I would add it to my sig...I need some GTEx first ;)
:lol:
"Oh ****! The number of posts of that thing... it's a hundred times as big as anything in our forum!"
"We've lost the Goober5000! All remaining units, jump back to the Home Page at once! We clearly can't combat a spammer that has so many posts!"
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If you be mean to G5k, I'll be mean to Kara!!!
"Karajorma objective neutralized!"
"Karajorma, we're seeing it too. A colossal paragraph post of some kind! Vacate the board around the thread! Get away from there!
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SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL! HIT THOSE MOUSE WHEELS PILOTS!
I can live with being a pawn if the threads make sense...
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"They banned Lambda 2!"
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Oh God!It's The King Spammer! :shaking:
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Affirmative, it's the Snail! Firing all guns!
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Avoid bad typing and you won't get banned piltos!
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"One Spammer left! We are running our of time, Admins!"
"Either the moderators screwed up or the spammer left already."
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"They banned takashi!"
Fixed. Oh, how I dream.
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"The Takashi is history! Well done pilots!"
"Don't be absurd, Goober! You're sacrifing ten thousand posts for nothing!"
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I shall add to my last post;
"DIVE DIVE DIVE!!! Hit your burners pilot!!!"
"Yes, ma'am...don't mind if I do...oh ****! The Colossus is going down! All fighters, get out of there! We're pulling you back to aid the evacuation!"
FS2 dialogue+real-life application (during romantic moments)=EPIC WIN
Saturday nights rock, lemme tell you fellas that...
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Thanks for telling me, I wouldn't know.
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I shall add to my last post;
"DIVE DIVE DIVE!!! Hit your burners pilot!!!"
"Yes, ma'am...don't mind if I do...oh ****! The Colossus is going down! All fighters, get out of there! We're pulling you back to aid the evacuation!"
FS2 dialogue+real-life application (during romantic moments)=EPIC WIN
Saturday nights rock, lemme tell you fellas that...
:lol:
So FS diolouge is useful in the sack? Hmm...
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I shall add to my last post;
"DIVE DIVE DIVE!!! Hit your burners pilot!!!"
"Yes, ma'am...don't mind if I do...oh ****! The Colossus is going down! All fighters, get out of there! We're pulling you back to aid the evacuation!"
FS2 dialogue+real-life application (during romantic moments)=EPIC WIN
Saturday nights rock, lemme tell you fellas that...
Oh...god...my IMAGINATION! You...AGGGHHHH!
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"Heads up, more threads closing in!"
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"On your post! on your post!"
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"The Spammers osted in this board! They killed everyone! I...I've got thirty-three noobs in General FreeSpace Discussion, there' got to be more in The Pub!"
"This is Victor 3. We've entered a spammerhouse, Command. Post rate in the thousands. Banned spammers are among the noobs. Now proceeding to General FreeSpace Discussion."
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"What, do I look like a spammer to you? Uh-oh, check this out: Forum Portal number 3 way out in right field... where the hell are we?"
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"Damnit, the Admins let takashi post!"
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"Your cynism appals me, Colossus. I have ten thousands spammers and noobs willing to be banned for Spamland! The tiranny of your mods is finished! Admiral Spamkoth out!"
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"Administration, this is Alpha 2. We're in. I've got a visual on the forum."
"How many n00bs browsing the board?"
"One wing of n00bs, posting fast. The warez is 2.5 clicks out. Two p0rn posts and half a dozen advertising threads are in the first page area."
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OH, SH**! We've lost The Pub, withdrawing to General Freespace. Probably the first of many Forums men. Don't worry, when The War's through, we'll use Dark Hunter's Thread Revival Device
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"Spammer configuration! Repear, n00b configuration!"
"That's impossible, Spamtik!"
"Come on, Spamtik! Read my PMs! Come in Spamtik, this is the Administration!"
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how again did this thread evolve into this?
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how again did this thread evolve into this?
LGM. (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,45543.msg948773.html#msg948773)
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:rolleyes: Thx, Goober. Now our main spammer, Snail, won't post anymore, because now that we've got our own topic, it's not spam! :lol:
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I really liked the line by Mackie where he says "Looks like the defecation's about to hit the ventilation."
I've got a wad of spam I'd like to shove up your thread!
EDIT: Oh yes it is, Escher. We want our spam, or your beloved HLP isn't going to see their next thread!
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"Those spammers have fifteen hundred posts on their active. Try to lure the noobs away before you engage."
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I really liked the line by Mackie where he says "Looks like the defecation's about to hit the ventilation."
That's from Derelict and technically not canon like these posts, although it's probably this communities favourite line from a user-made campaign.
How about SPAM,SPAM, SPAM, HIT YOUR KEYBOARD POSTER!!!!!!!
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So? There were a couple of sentences straight from Inferno R1.
"I can't read their posts much longer!"
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So? There were a couple of sentences straight from Inferno R1.
"I can't read their posts much longer!"
Oh! I didn't see that one! :sigh: Sorry!
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When did this become a quoting thread?
And i never got higher then captain and i only got that once. Yet i complete all objectives and kill all shivans and survive. Wtf? Anyone have a mission guide to FS2, like the bonus obj's of each mission so i can know if i miss any. Because i want to earn admiral.
And i alwalys would play on Hard or Insane.
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When did this become a quoting thread?
It started out as a quote thread ("Most recognizable FS dialogue"), but got split after LGM and Snail started rewriting FS quotes.
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When did this become a quoting thread?
And i never got higher then captain and i only got that once. Yet i complete all objectives and kill all shivans and survive. Wtf? Anyone have a mission guide to FS2, like the bonus obj's of each mission so i can know if i miss any. Because i want to earn admiral.
And i alwalys would play on Hard or Insane.
Play on an easier level. Medium gives you a .7 score multiplier (I think), Hard is 1.0X and Insane is just 1.2X. So you'll get a lot more points on the easier levels, unless you're very good.
And as for getting a lot of points, it mostly depends on stupid cheap tricks like using C-3-6 on enemy cruisers so that you'll get the kill (cruisers are worth a lot of points) and killing every capship in sight. Go for the big ships if you want promotions. But really, don't sweat it, these people you see with "Rear Admiral" have been playing user-made campaigns for years and slowly built up points flying hundreds of missions. Don't expect to get higher than Captain from playing the FS2 campaign once.
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Uhm, harder level you mean?
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To reach "Admiral" rank I FREDded a mission where you had to shoot down an Amazon. Shooting down the Amazon gave you the max numbers of point, then I linked its destruction to a lot of objectives (which also gave you the max numbers of point). Played it as a campaign and became Admiral in one mission :D
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I did that too, and also gave myself the medal "Meritorious Unit Commendation" (cause I forgot which mission to play to get that one :P).
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Well... that sure takes the fun out of playing the main FS campaign over and over a dozen times...
Wait... nevermind, there's not much fun in that, either.
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Yah, it started out as Most Recognizable FreeSpace Dialog? (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,45543.0.html)
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Hmm... what happened? It says that I started this thread. I thought I posted my "court martial" comment in the FS Dialogue thread. Did I hit the post new thread button by mistake? :confused:
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No, the thread is degenerated :lol:
Well... that sure takes the fun out of playing the main FS campaign over and over a dozen times...
Wait... nevermind, there's not much fun in that, either.
No. Doing always the same things make people stupid.
http://forums.acecombatskies.com/index.php?act=idx
Example.
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:eek: :jaw: :wtf: :eek2:
So sad, over just a little game...
Wait, where have I heard this before?
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Think about my nick, and the fact that comes straight from that series...
That's Spamlandia.
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administrator: takashi, you are ordered to power down all keyboards and stop spamming at once.
me: your posturing insults us both, administrator!
admin: this is your last warning, takashi! stop samming or be banned!
me: NEGATIVE, ADMINISTRATOR! THE SPAMMERS ARE THE ONLY LEGITAMATE FORCE IN THIS SYSTEM!
admin: as you wish. unkown target; OPEN FIRE!
and then there is....
alpha 2: OH GOD! hes found the scripting board! retreat! retreat!
and again:
beta 1: one more multi squadron out of takashi number 3. where the hell are we?
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admin: as you wish. unkown target; OPEN FIRE!
I thought Aldo was gunnery control. :p
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When did this become a quoting thread?
And i never got higher then captain and i only got that once. Yet i complete all objectives and kill all shivans and survive. Wtf? Anyone have a mission guide to FS2, like the bonus obj's of each mission so i can know if i miss any. Because i want to earn admiral.
And i alwalys would play on Hard or Insane.
Play on an easier level. Medium gives you a .7 score multiplier (I think), Hard is 1.0X and Insane is just 1.2X. So you'll get a lot more points on the easier levels, unless you're very good.
And as for getting a lot of points, it mostly depends on stupid cheap tricks like using C-3-6 on enemy cruisers so that you'll get the kill (cruisers are worth a lot of points) and killing every capship in sight. Go for the big ships if you want promotions. But really, don't sweat it, these people you see with "Rear Admiral" have been playing user-made campaigns for years and slowly built up points flying hundreds of missions. Don't expect to get higher than Captain from playing the FS2 campaign once.
Oh really? Man i wanted to earn Admiral in Single player without any FREDing:P I just want to earn it like i should in the GTVA.
And lol i did my best to stay away from lettin AI get kills especily cap kills. I took them out when i could.
So no one fairly earned Admiral in SP?
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I was wondering when Takashi would turn up.
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Spam class cruiser coming into view.
Confirmed, it's the Takashi. Firing main guns!
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Poor Takashi, he doesn't half get some stick on this forum,..................... :sigh:
But he does bring it on himself! :P :lol:
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You're a cold hearted spammer, Wobble73, but we know all about you! Now you will face the banning squad!!
:snipe:
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:D ;7
do I have to learn a bunch of modding stuff to make Admmiirral and spam corvettes (or viceversey)
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You can join FreeSpam (me and DySko's Spamming mod using FS2 and FS1 missions as the base).
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Now go read a book.
LOL! When I listened to that through VPView I laughed.
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for your excelent record of confirmed hijacked threads; you are hereby arwarded the title of ultra n00b
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for your excelent record of confirmed hijacked threads; you are hereby arwarded the title of ultra n00b
For your excellent record of confirmed hijacked threads, you are hereby awarded with the title of Worse than Cobra.
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but that would be too cheesy.
wingman: CHECK YOUR INBOX! CHECK YOUR INBOX!
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"I can't hold his PMs much longer!"
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Remove all post delays from your posting system.
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lets start mangleing freespace 1 now!
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Go tell DySko.
I wanna work on FS1, I've got to do FS2. :(
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command: all units; TERMINATE THE SPAMMER
alpha 2: you had to keep posting, DIDNT YOU!
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New weapon tech avaible: Extra Noob Pulse Missile (ENP).
To the officers and crew of the GTD Karajorma, this is admin Goober5000
At zero-one-one-five hours, we recieved a distress signal from the GTC Takashi, A Derek Smart ambush attacked and destroyed the cruiser while it patrolled the hyperlink to game-warden.
Although the destruction of the GTC Takashi was met with great rejoice...
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If I move this to the Pub, would it nuke 6 pages worth of postcounts? ;)
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Yes. So don't do it.
Actually do it, it should lower my post count so it looks like I have more of a life. :doubt:
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To the officers and crew of the GTD Karajorma, this is admin Goober5000
I would say the contrary.... do you know that Karajorma is the Admiral of the Steadfast?
"...Admiral Kazmi has decided to launch several squadrons..."
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Vote Karajorma for administrator. -_-;
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He doesn't want to be an Admin or God, so...being a President is the only possible thing.
"You're spamming on friendly threads, pilot!"
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Welcome to signing up module 103c, advanced qualification for signing in to HLP.
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"Now, target that thread. See how the Moderators converge on it..."
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the spambach HL-7 is standard issue on the spamiridion fighter.
welcome to the TSO (taka's spam orginazation) pilot.
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Yes. So don't do it.
Actually do it, it should lower my post count so it looks like I have more of a life. :doubt:
Don't tempt me, or you'll hear a disturbance in the Force, as though hundreds of Postcount++'s cried out in fear and were silenced :p
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time for spammeryet.c:
-----------------------------------
#include stdio.h
int main()
{
char membername;
printf (enter a member name: ');
scanf ("%s",membername);
for(postcount<1000000, postcount=1, postcount++);
{
printf("%s is not a spammer...yet.",membername);
}
printf ( "AHAHAHAHAH" );
}
return 0
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They hit us with a lot of s*** Alpha, we have fifteen minutes to change our IPs...
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That is a friendly IP address Hold your spam.
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changing the IFF of the snail from spammer to member. ensure that it is not destroyed until the schematics for the IHSAKAT device are recovered!
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UPDATE Hardlight
SET Forum = 'The Pub'
WHERE Body LIKE '%Spam%'
:)
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there goes the postcounts
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"REPLY!! REPLY!! REPLY!! HIT THE POST BUTTON MEMBER!!!"
"As captain of the DSC Legal Action, I surrender under the condition that takashi finally shuts up!"
"Congratulations. You have earned your place in the highest echelon of allied postcounts. Your characters, grammar, and originality are an inspiration to us all. On behalf of the HLPBB Administrators And Moderators, I hereby confer upon you the prestigious rank of Worse then Takashi. Now go read a book.",
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Don't tempt me, or you'll hear a disturbance in the Force, as though hundreds of Postcount++'s cried out in fear and were silenced :p
As long as you only lower the post count and not delete the actual posts... 's fine by me. Here it looks, and it's true, that I come here every half hour to check replies. :doubt:
No, I'm being serious here. 3k (almost 4k :eek:) is just too many for me. :\
[was it an0n who said post counts were virtual penises?]
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What are you guys talking about? This thread is a brainstorming session for an upcoming Campaign!! ;)
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FreeSpam. Ask Dysko.
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Hmm, does it have it's own thread now? //too lazy to check, waits for Snail to post link. :)
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FreeSpam. Ask Dysko.
DySkO said that it's a secret project!!! You ruined everything!!! It was supposed to be a surprise!!!
Hmm, does it have it's own thread now? //too lazy to check, waits for Snail to post link. :)
What might inspire FreeSpam during all its development? This thread, of course...
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Hmm, does it have it's own thread now? //too lazy to check, waits for Snail to post link. :)
No, we are working on it on Steadfast's private forum. :)
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...and I can ensure you that it's damn fun!
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whats that spammmer vessle doing out here? ntf command never briefed me on it. it must have somethng to do with IHSAKAT.
alpha one engage normal members! break to attack! SPAM SPAM SPAM!
command do you copy?! we've been set up! alpha one and beta 1 are spammers! weve been threadjacked!
this is zeta one! sensors are picking up normal posts out here! were spamming blind command!
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Oh My God its the Snail!!!
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This is the SPAM Snail. Rear Admiral Koth*, you are ordered to surrender. The Missions and Campaigns board and the Modding Board are blockaded, there is NO escape!
*nope, not the Repulse captain, Rear Admiral Koth of the HLP forums. :)
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should unknown target be re-designated as a shivan cruiser?
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No, Unknown Target is.... An Unknown Target! :lol:
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Ha hem...
Please write topic related stuff in Italic...ah, write it between quotes. It's the Spam Convention (SPAC). I'm the one that started this mess, I'm the one that gives the rules :lol:
"Now you shall see what this spammer is capable of!"
"Command, we can't scan Unknown Target's profile! Our questions can't penetrate it!"
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"The Capella board just went WAREZ!!"
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Should the spamming be limited to FreeSpace, or should it include Sci-Fi stuff like Star Trek and Star Wars? Or, maybe FreeSpam 1 should be FS, FreeSpam 2 should be Star Wars, FreeSpam 3 should be Star Trek? Or maybe different names, eg:
FreeSpam: Space, FreeSpam: Wars, FreeSpam: Trek... ideas, anybody?
EDIT: lol look at some of the ads when viewing this topic. ;) I saw one for blocking spam before it gets to your inbox. He, he... bet takashi & Snail could get through!!
EDIT2: Here ya go:
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4146/spamtz1.th.jpg) (http://img402.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spamtz1.jpg)
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"At 0457, Spammers entered the Main Page. So far we've taken down the SPAM Snail, the SPAM Takashi, and several signatures.
FreeSpam 1 Port is FreeSpace 1, FreeSpam 2 is FreeSpace 2...
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Should the spamming be limited to FreeSpace, or should it include Sci-Fi stuff like Star Trek and Star Wars? Or, maybe FreeSpam 1 should be FS, FreeSpam 2 should be Star Wars, FreeSpam 3 should be Star Trek? Or maybe different names, eg:
FreeSpam: Space, FreeSpam: Wars, FreeSpam: Trek... ideas, anybody?
EDIT: lol look at the ads when viewing this topic. ;)
:lol: I saw it says something about stopping spam....
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Please remain on-topic. We're spamming here!
"You're off topic, Spamtik! What happened?"
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Define off-topic. Wait, I'll do it for you:
(http://prblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/spam.jpg)
:lol: I'm quite on topic, General, thx anyways.
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Cruel to be kind lads. Better than losing the postcounts ;)