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Title: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: On_Your_Six on February 05, 2009, 04:57:19 am
Actually I don't know if these are still available, and from the sounds of it, they probably shouldn't be (maybe with enough hunting or persistent e-mailing it could be), but there's definitely a certain allure for those who have dreamed of being in a Colonial fighter.

http://io9.com/5146586/launch-the-alert-vipers-with-your-very-own-battlestar-car
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: newman on February 05, 2009, 05:02:04 am
Damn, that's one ugly car. Sorry I don't feel the appeal at all.. :)
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: Dilmah G on February 05, 2009, 05:07:22 am
You CANNOT be serious
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: On_Your_Six on February 05, 2009, 05:10:37 am
Hahaha, I wouldn't buy one...  Amazing that someone made any amount of money selling these kits...  Through the 90's no less, long after BSG's popularity had expired...
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: newman on February 05, 2009, 06:23:32 am
You CANNOT be serious

I can, and I am. Vipers are beautiful. This car isn't. I'd say it was badly designed but to say it was designed at all would be an inaccurate statement. This is what happens when you try to force a shape meant for one thing (flying) into a shape made for the other thing (driving). You get the worst of both worlds :)
I'll give it a point for sympathy, as it reminds me of this thing:

(http://i43.tinypic.com/11vtm37.jpg)
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: Dilmah G on February 05, 2009, 06:28:10 am
You CANNOT be serious

I can, and I am. Vipers are beautiful. This car isn't. I'd say it was badly designed but to say it was designed at all would be an inaccurate statement. This is what happens when you try to force a shape meant for one thing (flying) into a shape made for the other thing (driving). You get the worst of both worlds :)
I'll give it a point for sympathy, as it reminds me of this thing:

http://www.flytecrewblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/trotters-robin-reliant.jpg

 :lol: true, but still, doesn't the idea of strapping yourself into a 'cockpit' instead of a 'driver's seat' and cruising down the highway appeal to you at all? Hell, I'd even throw in an 'Engaging afterburners!' when I slide the thing into 4th gear (if it has that many)
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: newman on February 05, 2009, 06:30:45 am
I prefer to enjoy my driving in cars, they're much better at it.
There's one thing this hybrid would be great at: making you immune to women :D
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: StarSlayer on February 05, 2009, 10:41:21 am
yeah um...   I think your more likely to pick up the visceral thrill of a viper driving a rally car then that thing.
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: Flipside on February 05, 2009, 10:42:51 am
Kind of looks like a pimped Reliant Robin...
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: Deckard on February 05, 2009, 12:57:16 pm
Hey, the one On_Your_Six posted isn't that bad, IMO. Although... I do love the yellow one Newman posted on here :D
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: Sidestep on February 05, 2009, 08:52:49 pm
"The one" Newman posted is a legend.

The other one is a monstrosity. Like Newman said, driving is for driving, Vipers are for flying.
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: StarSlayer on February 05, 2009, 09:11:52 pm
Heh that yellow jallopie reminds me of this open topped three wheel cushman utility cart I used to use at the golf course.  Thing was old as dirt but it was a three speed manual and it could rumble along pretty good on flat terrain.  It was a hell of a lot more fun then that thing in the original post looks ;)


(http://www.westernturfequipment.com/equip/Cushman543.JPG)

Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: Flipside on February 05, 2009, 09:21:53 pm
Actually, the one newman posted is normally sat in a front garden about 600m from my house :)

It's a copy of Del-Boys 'Mota' from Only Fools and Horses :) Oddly enough it does quite a lot of wedding work....



Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: On_Your_Six on February 05, 2009, 09:30:48 pm
Ahhh yes, Mr. Bean's arch nemesis...  I should have made that connection earlier...  haha!
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: Snagger on February 07, 2009, 07:52:23 am
What a piece of crap!  It doesn't look like anything but a generic sci-fi fan boy embarassement.  It would never need a second seat, for women or for men, because no-one would ever admit to knowing the owner, less accept a lift from them. :wtf:
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: Dilmah G on February 07, 2009, 08:28:27 am
What a piece of crap!  It doesn't look like anything but a generic sci-fi fan boy embarassement.  It would never need a second seat, for women or for men, because no-one would ever admit to knowing the owner, less accept a lift from them. :wtf:

 :lol: That's soo true
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: Unknown Target on February 07, 2009, 09:22:10 am
I think it looks cool...:( Lol, but then, I don't really see it as a "Viper". I just see it as a nifty car concept.
Title: Re: Little Anxious for Diaspora? Got some cash to blow?
Post by: Solatar on February 07, 2009, 11:20:35 pm
I see a go-kart.