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Off-Topic Discussion => Gaming Discussion => Topic started by: JSRNerdo on August 02, 2016, 07:26:40 pm
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d4
Your move.
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a5
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e2 e3
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d4
a5
e3
Nc6
Your move.
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Qh5
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g6
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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3
Your move.
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Bg7
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Kd2
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Suicide King :nervous:
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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
<Phantom__Hoover>im playing the baru cormorant stratagem
<Phantom__Hoover>i am going to the black home rank to be exalted as an agent of the throne
Your move.
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Bd3
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Kings are the second-coolest pieces. (Coolest are the pawns.)
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Twitch Plays Chess.
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Certain people just can't help themselves from certain behaviors now can they? sigh.
Well, at least we've diverted from typical opening analysis. Let's pretend that was the point.
e: scratch that, didn't see Bd3.
Ok. Let's play Nf6.
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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3
<MageKing17>play chess like a Shivan
<MageKing17>move all pieces simultaneously according to genetic algorithms
<Caiaphas>ignore the rules of the game and immediately destroy the enemy king
<Caiaphas>the rules of the game are that there are no rules
<Caiaphas>(i think like a shivan, i'm allowed to contradict myself)
<MageKing17>shock-jump the enemy king
<Caiaphas>sharpen the chessboard and hurl it into your adversary's sternum
Your move.
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o-o
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Certain people just can't help themselves from certain behaviors now can they? sigh.
If your intention was to become Phantom Hoover, congratulations, you have succeeded.
Peering at the board across turns I think MageKing may be onto something.
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aaaahhhh how can I ever recover from that attack, NG?
Oh, I know. Ne2.
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This chess game makes me want to claw my eyes out.
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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
This chess game makes me want to claw my eyes out.
Your move.
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h4 like a boss
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I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE
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I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE
Right you're gonna shambalah allah way down to h5 where we'll sac the exchange for dubious long term compensation. yeah you're a pawn but it's a board of pwn I mean come on Kd2
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Re8
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I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE
Damn you for remembering this line before I did.
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<MageKing17>play chess like a Shivan
<MageKing17>move all pieces simultaneously according to genetic algorithms
<Caiaphas>ignore the rules of the game and immediately destroy the enemy king
<Caiaphas>the rules of the game are that there are no rules
<Caiaphas>(i think like a shivan, i'm allowed to contradict myself)
<MageKing17>shock-jump the enemy king
<Caiaphas>sharpen the chessboard and hurl it into your adversary's sternum
playing like a shivan would be putting all of hlp in thunderdome with 50 chess sets made of razor blades
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Because why not have a strong flanking attack move while your center, where your ****ing king resides, is totally in the ****ter and about to be open with that rook in e8?
Sounds such a solid move. You know what's the best move right now? To start another attack in the other flank. Because why the **** not? ATTACK WITH ALL THE THINGS.
Bb5
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You'll note that this is basically Hannibal's strategy at Cannae (https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/2/agesilaus.001.png)
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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE
Right you're gonna shambalah allah way down to h5 where we'll sac the exchange for dubious long term compensation. yeah you're a pawn but it's a board of pwn I mean come on Kd2
Your move.
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Nxe4
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f5
REMEMBER THIS
those who walk among
infinite boards
must still wage war
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I can't believe we let the chump red team sacrifice a piece first I'm switching sides after Bxc6
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Kf7
the principles of trim will keep our kings safe as they meet to confer for peace
WE SEEK THE ONE
OUT OF MANY
THE ONES WHO CAN MATCH
THE FISHER
OF OLD
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You troll.
Oh well.
Bxe8
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dxe4
You troll.
...what would ever give you that impression?
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Seduce the enemy queen, convince her to turn coat and bring her forces over to your side. Checkmake.
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i tried that in turn 3 but she was saved and brought back a hostage against me
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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
Ok so that was a check so dxe4 is illegal, gotta overrule soz.
<Caiaphas>to be optimal is to be predictable
<Phantom_Hoover>oh **** i cant actually get red's king out can i
<Phantom_Hoover>should've gone f5
<MageKing17>see, now you just need to play outside of linear time so you've already gone f5
<Phantom_Hoover>of COURSE
<Phantom_Hoover>someone give me some vishnan **** to write at short notice
Your move.
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Who cares about checks? clearly you didn't so we might as well continue.
... Fine.
Kxe8
dxe4
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What? Next you'll tell me white can't play more than one move at a time.
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Please move legally(not red twice)
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Kd3
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DXE4
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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3
<Phantom__Hoover>i blame the brahmans
Your move.
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Green has teleported its queen to h3. That was brilliant. Never saw it coming.
ok. e5.
and red queen teleported to b5 please.
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Green has teleported its queen to h3. That was brilliant. Never saw it coming.
ok. e5.
and red queen teleported to b5 please.
Whoops that was an editing error, fixed sorry
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i maintain my brilliant move. it most be brilliant because im ignoring 9 points, that's how you know its brilliant
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Qh3
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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4
it most be brilliant because im ignoring 9 points, that's how you know its brilliant
Your move.
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Ok i must admit i wasn't calculating f4. i can't understand why, it's sheer brilliance in its avoidance of check mating the opponent.
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Red zug's wanged, Green triangulate FTW
Kc4
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Bxh3
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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4
17. Kc4 Bxh3
18. gxh3
it's sheer brilliance in its avoidance of check mating the opponent.
Your move.
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I see that bishop made an emergency subspace jump before it could be captured.
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I see that bishop made an emergency subspace jump before it could be captured.
I blame Shivans :nervous:
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Kb5
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Kd4
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Uh, how's your king getting to d4 from e8
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6 and im not going a penny higher
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Whose move is it?
a4
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Let's start thinking outside of the box.
Rm12
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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4
17. Kc4 Bxh3
18. gxh3 Kb5
19. Kd7 a4
20. Rm12?? i9-j10??
?????? :confused:
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Aaaaaaah! Put it back in the box!
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...Did that rook just travel through a jump node represented by a checkers piece?
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Let's start thinking outside of the box.
Rm12
What have you done ?!?! Now they'll be coming !!!
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6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
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12. Bxc6 Kf7
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15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4
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19. Kd7 a4
20. Rm12?? i9-j10??
oh my god... no... noooo
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Pb2 l9
Lets go after Bosch!
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2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4
17. Kc4 Bxh3
18. gxh3 Kb5
19. Kd7 a4
20. Rm12?? i9-j10??
21. bxl9?? h9-f7??
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Er? I said pawn B2, but it looks like pawn C2 made the jump instead. :p
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What the actual
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If you don't like the rules, change the game. :D
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Blue Qxd5++
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1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4
17. Kc4 Bxh3
18. gxh3 Kb5
19. Kd7 a4
20. Rm12?? i9-j10??
21. bxl9?? h9-f7??
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RIP Green queen, got shock-jumped by... an Ancient Sathanas?
New game!
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Your move, HLP.