AVAST! IT MAY ONLY BE 5:13 AM UTC-
BUT THE OCEAN WAITS FOR NO PIRATE!
TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY IS UPON US! AND NO MERCHANT VESSEL NOR SEA-BEAST SHALL ESCAPE OUR
WRETCHED, THIEVING GRASP!!!TODAY, YE WILL FOLLOW A POORLY-DRAWN MAP ON A ROTTEN PIECE OF SMELLY PARCHMENT, TO A FORGOTTEN ISLAND THAT
MAY-OR-MAY-NOT EXIST!:
http://andrewpekler.com/phantom-islands/AND YE SHALL NAME YOUR OWN VESSEL:
https://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=pirateshipnamerAND WATERPROOF IT'S HULL,
WITH OUR OWN BODILY FLUIDS!!https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nothing_to_offer.pngRAISE YOURSELF A GROG! FOR TONIGHT, AND THE FOLLOWING MORNING,WE PILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!uh. . captain, c. . can't we just, like, download movies instead?. . . .
ARRRRR! THAT'S NOT WHAT A REAL PIRATE DOES! A REAL PIRATE EXPLORES UNCHARTED WATERS,
A REAL PIRATE STEALS FROM THE SPOILS OF SPAIN AND ENGLAND!!A REAL PIRATE DIES BY SCURVY, WHILST TIED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BAY, BY HIS OWN INTESTINES!!!. . . .
*heavy breathing*
THEN HE DOWNLOADS STUFF!!
. . . .
okay.. . . .
LOOK, OFF THE STARBOARD BOW! A SHIP RIPE FOR THE TAKING!
Meanwhile:
Defcynodont119 wishes you a Happy Talk like a pirate day. and please, don't actually go out and pillage coastal settlements, thank you.