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Offline Colonol Dekker

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On the flipside of the "Your faveourite games thread," I'd like to hear your lchoices for the worst games ever made. Be it for moral reasons, Graphics or sheer awful gameplay..........

PS2-
Robot warlords, What can i say The gameplay is awkward, The damage model is poor, The graphics are plain. For one of the first games to come out for a "fun" console the learning curve was atrocious.........

X-Box-
Fight club, Fight Club Fight Club !!

Poor combat dynamic, Awful music and Ai that a spoon could beat.......

PC- Hard hard choice............ I'm no fan of things like Baldurs gate but thats no reason to slate it.
So i'm going for Re-loaded, It was technically good for its time in that it used 3D but it was just smash TV in essence.....

Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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any and all matrix games

WoW just cuz i like EVE :)
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Offline Ferret

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Isn't Quest64 usually cited as the worst game ever?

Either way I would nominate Evolva on the PC for the worst game ever created. It's beyond terrible, it's downright painful.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Isn't Quest64 usually cited as the worst game ever?

Either way I would nominate Evolva on the PC for the worst game ever created. It's beyond terrible, it's downright painful.

Evolva = poor !

Consoles too peeps :D
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Turnsky

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any and all matrix games
Agreed
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WoW just cuz i like EVE :)

inversely i could say EVE is the worst ever because timecards are well nigh impossible to get 'round here  :p

Deus Ex: Invisible war gets my vote for worst ever.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Isn't Quest64 usually cited as the worst game ever?

I actually liked Quest64...damaged my N64 playing it because I didn't have a memory card, so I left the 64 running for a few days at one time. It rebelled, overheated, and it's never quite worked right since. Never did finish the game either.

As for the worst game ever, you know, down in your soul, that there can be only one worthy of the title.

Battlecruiser Millenium
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Offline Turnsky

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Isn't Quest64 usually cited as the worst game ever?

I actually liked Quest64...damaged my N64 playing it because I didn't have a memory card, so I left the 64 running for a few days at one time. It rebelled, overheated, and it's never quite worked right since. Never did finish the game either.

As for the worst game ever, you know, down in your soul, that there can be only one worthy of the title.

Battlecruiser Millenium

Battlecruiser doesn't even count as a game.
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Battlecruiser doesn't even count as a game.
Just an incoherent blob of 1's and 0's.

 

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Same link but i agree with HKM, its like 2 crude dudes but FAR FAR worse.......
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Ferret

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Deus Ex: Invisible war gets my vote for worst ever.
Really? Most of the time I've heard people talk about it it's usually "Yeah it's really watered down for console gamers, and not a patch on Deus Ex but it's a fun little game."
Although admittedly my love for Deus Ex has led me not to try Invisible War because I would rather not be reallyyy disapporinted.

 
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Offline Fury

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Deus Ex: Invisible war gets my vote for worst ever.
:wtf: You must not have played many games then? DX:IW was a decent game, hampered by its console roots. Still, the original DX beats it all the way, but sometimes IW's simplicity over the original is welcome change of pace.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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There are far worse games out there dan DX IW,  Extreme paintball for one  :nod:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline IPAndrews

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Same link but i agree with HKM, its like 2 crude dudes but FAR FAR worse.......

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Not sure about worst but Carmageddon 3 gets my vote for most disappointing.

 

Offline Turnsky

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Deus Ex: Invisible war gets my vote for worst ever.
:wtf: You must not have played many games then? DX:IW was a decent game, hampered by its console roots. Still, the original DX beats it all the way, but sometimes IW's simplicity over the original is welcome change of pace.

i was talking from a performance perspective, it was also shallow, and all Four (?) of the endings left a fair amount to be desired.
the RPG system used from the last DX was gutted, to be honest, IW was a dissappointment

Worst Console game i've played is Bruce Lee: quest of the Dragon, (not nearly as cool as it sounds)

Perfect Dark zero, as pretty as it looks, amounts to pretty much a glorified tech demo, nothing like its N64 predacessor.

as for not playing many games, well.. whaddya want to hear?.. that the last game i've played was "ken's labyrinth" or something? or that i've just finished Dark Star One, and that it's story is rather nice, it doesn't compared to the thumpin' action found in Freespace.
Or that i'm contemplating playing the Entire KOTOR series again, with a bit of Far Cry, or perhaps a spot of Chris Sawyer's locomotion, that is if i can FIND it under the piles of games i've got lurking around here, full towers, and ****e like that.  :p ;)

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As for the worst game ever, you know, down in your soul, that there can be only one worthy of the title.

Battlecruiser Millenium

I liked it. If the FPS part of the game didn't have such unorthodox controls it would have been much better.






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I can't believe no one's said it...


No one will?

*looks around*

Fine, I'll have to...


Daikatana!

Another would have to be Delta Force 2.