Author Topic: Jokes  (Read 82998 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline CliftonHaff

  • 2-∞ - User does not compute

My teacher didn't believe me when I said I had 36 pets so I showed her a picture of my fish tank.

She freaked out when she saw how many dogs I could fit in there.


Offline Colonol Dekker

  • HLP is my mistress
  • Moderator
  • 213
  • Aken Tigh Dekker
    • My old squad sub-domain
I genuinely like this one  :lol:

What do you call it when a banana eats another banana?


A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”