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Offline Cobra

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https://kotaku.com/videogame-article-1847125006

Retrospective comment about article sparking feelings of deja vu.
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline The E

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Comment about the circularity of all things

Nostalgic reminiscence of legendary past threads
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline Goober5000

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Link to relevant past HLP thread

Perfunctory second paragraph

 

Offline Cyborg17

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Disappointment that an article is not more Freespace related.

 
A long-winded rant about the author of said article that has very little to do with either the article or even who the author is or what they have done in reality.

 

Offline DefCynodont119

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Tangentially related post where I desperately try to say something relevant.

EDIT: unnecessary edit that changes nothing.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2021, 01:38:30 pm by DefCynodont119 »
My gift from Freespace to Cities Skylines:  http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=639891299

 
Confusion due to obviously not having read the thing in the first post

 

Offline Cobra

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Confusion due to obviously not having read the thing in the first post

Inflammatory remark about the benefits reading linked articles before responding.

Second, derogatory statement about quoted poster's mother.
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Cobra

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Unnecessary double post wondering why Videogame Article thread is not receiving more attention.

Tangentially related post where I desperately try to say something relevant.

EDIT: unnecessary edit that changes nothing.

Sarcastic observation related to circular thinking.
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline deathspeed

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Unnecessary double post wondering why Videogame Article thread is not receiving more attention.

Tangentially related post where I desperately try to say something relevant.

EDIT: unnecessary edit that changes nothing.

Sarcastic observation related to circular thinking.

Off-topic post attacking straw man.  Quoting user above for authenticity but not removing other quotes so no one really knows what this poster is disagreeing with.
Maybe someday God will give you a little pink toaster of your own.

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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Snide remark dismissing article as pointless clickbait with no substance.

Historical tangent completely unrelated to video games.
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Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline Strygon

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Sarcastic remark about originality of this thread.

(Irrelevant comment involving anime girls and fire hydrants.)
Makes missions sometimes.
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Current Projects: Scrolls Part 2 (FREDding), Dimensional Eclipse (Art),
The First Contact War, GTDr Amazon HTL

[23:22] strypolygon: andrew
[23:22] strypolygon: i have one favor to ask of you
[23:22] strypolygon: never try speaking german again
[23:23] Andrewofdoom: No.

[18:50] 島風改八百三: the duck has multipli
[18:50] 島風改八百三: many duck
[18:50] 島風改八百三: left side
[18:50] 島風改八百三: even side
[18:50] 島風改八百三: handle it

[21:34] MP-Ryan: Why on earth would you Google this
[21:34] The_E: why would you not

[06:46] Strigon: how big is a mini-campaign again?
[06:46] Asteroth: smaller than a campaign
[06:47 ]Strigon: thanks

 

Offline Strygon

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Doublepost while correcting previous post because of poster's inability to read the OP for longer than 5 seconds.


EDIT: Edit of a typo in current post while not editing to correct the previous post instead of doubleposting.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2021, 08:17:46 am by Strygon »
Makes missions sometimes.
Finished Projects: Operation: Cloak and Dagger

Current Projects: Scrolls Part 2 (FREDding), Dimensional Eclipse (Art),
The First Contact War, GTDr Amazon HTL

[23:22] strypolygon: andrew
[23:22] strypolygon: i have one favor to ask of you
[23:22] strypolygon: never try speaking german again
[23:23] Andrewofdoom: No.

[18:50] 島風改八百三: the duck has multipli
[18:50] 島風改八百三: many duck
[18:50] 島風改八百三: left side
[18:50] 島風改八百三: even side
[18:50] 島風改八百三: handle it

[21:34] MP-Ryan: Why on earth would you Google this
[21:34] The_E: why would you not

[06:46] Strigon: how big is a mini-campaign again?
[06:46] Asteroth: smaller than a campaign
[06:47 ]Strigon: thanks

 

Offline Cobra

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Sarcastic remark about originality of this thread.

(Irrelevant comment involving anime girls and fire hydrants.)

Humorous off-topic post snarking at cargo trucks with endearing nicknames
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 
Sarcastic remark about originality of this thread.

(Irrelevant comment involving anime girls and fire hydrants.)

Unironic appreciation of anime girls and fire hydrants

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Thread killing inappropriate joke, but still within HLP rules so avoiding any corrective action.

Also humerous Meme relating to three or four posts above.

 

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Earnest response to Dekker's joke, which somehow completely and spectacularly misses the point of said joke.
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