Loyal subjects of the Imperium!
Blue Flames has been constatnly accusing our great nation of warmongering, when we in fact, have not attacked anyone. Our only "crime" is possesing a weapon superior to his - our TNT cannon.
He accuses us of escalating tensions, yet he though nothing of swinging a diamond sword in front of us at the time when iron swords were our greatest weapons.
The turth my firends, is that he is no longer the top dog and that troubles him.
He fears that with our might, we might bring an end to his unjust rule. Yes, BF, we know abotu your weapons of mass destruction and your mistreatment of civilians. We know you refused inspection of your inner facilities and that your private storages are full of TNT!
And yet, in a act of utter hypocrisy, he accuses us, demonstrates total lack of tact in communication and agressive behaviour in general.
Be warned BF - we are a peacefull nation, but we will not tolerate your actions forever. We are already discussing possible sanctions with the Minecraftian Nations, or even a possible intervention, to bring democracy and freedom to your land!
Our land has always been a bastion of freedom and democracy. In fact, today is election day! And our citizens are natually free to choose any of the candidates on the list.
As futher proof of the kindness and generosity of our great nation, on this day the government decorates the houses of all citizens for free! Yes, every house gets a life-like model of our national mascot, the Sheepus Explodicus (also known as K-Blaaaaaam). The model also features a realistic-looking remote detonator (also part of our national mascot, as it signifies directed and thoughfull control), which is no way a real thing. And while every election year a few citizens dies due to tampering with the TNT-filled model (it IS a realistic replica), we consider it a good natural selection process.
Glory to TrashMania!
