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Title: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: karajorma on May 05, 2009, 05:33:16 am
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/trekkies_bash_new_star_trek_film?utm_source=a-section

:lol:
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Dilmah G on May 05, 2009, 05:37:30 am
Ahahahaaha! Oh that's GOOD  :lol:
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: an0n on May 05, 2009, 07:06:02 am
It's funny c'z it's true.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Demitri on May 05, 2009, 07:20:56 am
 :yes2::lol::yes:
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Rick James on May 05, 2009, 10:16:40 am
Lulz.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: The E on May 05, 2009, 10:22:59 am
Quote from: Yahtzee
Fans are clingy, complaining dip****s who will never, EVER, be grateful for anything that you do.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: haloboy100 on May 05, 2009, 11:58:38 am
Quote from: Yahtzee
Fans are clingy, complaining dip****s who will never, EVER, be grateful for anything that you do.
Couldn't be more true.

Incidently, why not buy a Zero Punctuation t-shirt?

I like the "Press X to not die" one, personally. :P
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: BloodEagle on May 05, 2009, 02:21:47 pm
To be fair, the movie does have the appearance (based on trailers) of being awful.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: karajorma on May 05, 2009, 02:29:04 pm
I thought that but the actual reviews have been pretty good.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: General Battuta on May 05, 2009, 02:30:03 pm
To be fair, the movie does have the appearance (based on trailers) of being awful.

As Kara said, the reviews have been excellent. Check out rottentomatoes.

Did you watch the Onion clip at all? The humor revolves around the fact that the movie is quite good.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: The E on May 05, 2009, 02:34:05 pm
And thus a severe departure from at least half of all Star Trek Movies ever made...

It's actually strange to feel excited about this one. Haven't felt that way about a Star Trek flick since ST VI.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: iamzack on May 05, 2009, 02:38:44 pm
Is Star Trek the one with the big glowy circle thing?
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Aurora Paradox on May 05, 2009, 02:44:06 pm
Is Star Trek the one with the big glowy circle thing?

No that's Stargate SG.1 or Stargate Atlantis.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Topgun on May 05, 2009, 02:44:29 pm
no, its the one with sexy aliens.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: StarSlayer on May 05, 2009, 02:49:16 pm
haha "Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Exceeds Two Hand Jobs" Gotta love the Onion.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Nuke on May 05, 2009, 07:59:37 pm
i like how the movie comes out right after i move to a town that doesnt even have a movie theater.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Flipside on May 05, 2009, 09:21:31 pm
It's certainly the first ST Movie I've actually had my interested piqued in for a long time, may well go and see that, if I can talk Sharon into it, she's not a big Sci-Fi fan, so hopefully this will be a good place to start the conversion ;)
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Ace on May 05, 2009, 10:12:15 pm
no, its the one with sexy aliens.

That's the one with the telephone booth. Mr. What, right?
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: IceFire on May 05, 2009, 11:07:19 pm
no, its the one with sexy aliens.

That's the one with the telephone booth. Mr. What, right?
Naa its some Doctor guy....can never remember his name....who was he?
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: StarSlayer on May 05, 2009, 11:10:19 pm
Your thinking of House with Hugh Laurie.  By the way wasn't he in some historical comedy named um... the Black Mamba or some such?
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Flipside on May 05, 2009, 11:12:14 pm
Black-Adder, with Rowan Atkinson and Tony Robinson.

Very funny at first, but went on for a season too long imho.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: redsniper on May 05, 2009, 11:14:00 pm
urdoinitwrong
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Ford Prefect on May 05, 2009, 11:17:31 pm
He was also in this really funny show about a rich buffoon and his butler... Giles and Rooster?
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Flipside on May 05, 2009, 11:32:11 pm
Yes, because the world has so few stupid people that it really needs people to pretend....
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Ford Prefect on May 05, 2009, 11:40:26 pm
Sorry, I just really wanted to use that one. As penance, I'll comment on the original thread topic:

I've realized that J.J. Abrams making a Star Trek movie is beyond my wildest hopes and dreams for the franchise. He's the only way a watchable Star Trek movie could've been made-- a fun, mainstream director who doesn't know **** about Star Trek.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Nuke on May 06, 2009, 12:18:04 am
yea get back on topic or bring forth total nukage

^how ww3 gets started
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Nuclear1 on May 06, 2009, 12:54:31 am
It's certainly the first ST Movie I've actually had my interested piqued in for a long time
Mine too.

I've got a graduation ceremony Thursday morning, but almost immediately afterwards my entire immediate family is going to go camp out in the nearest movie theater until the midnight showing starts.  We'll be probably getting there at around 3 in the afternoon. :D
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Ghostavo on May 06, 2009, 01:50:04 am
Black-Adder, with Rowan Atkinson and Tony Robinson.

Very funny at first, but went on for a season too long imho.

You sir are no longer fit to be British.

Please turn in your esoteric humor and tea cup.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Flipside on May 06, 2009, 04:01:51 am
Bollocks, if I wasn't complaining about something, then I wouldn't be English...

It's Europes second-favourite past-time, after dreaming up stereotypes about everyone else in Europe ;)
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: karajorma on May 06, 2009, 06:39:46 am
Black-Adder, with Rowan Atkinson and Tony Robinson.

Very funny at first, but went on for a season too long imho.

You didn't like Blackadder Goes Forth???? :eek:
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Flipside on May 06, 2009, 07:23:17 am
I'd watched the three previous series, it was kind of like Red Dwarf, hilarious at first, and then they kept trying to expand the cast, which made it all go horribly wrong...
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Ghostavo on May 06, 2009, 07:25:30 am
But they had the same actors in different roles. Exactly the same as in the previous series.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Flipside on May 06, 2009, 07:30:38 am
They kept throwing third-party actors into the mix, or giving bit-part actors larger roles, such as 'Bob the Girl' etc, it wasn't unfunny, but a lot of it I'd seen before in various formats in earlier series of BlackAdder, about the only part of the series I genuinely got a laugh out of was Adders' communication with the RAF, which went along the lines of 'Where are you, you bastards?' and his telegram to Charlie Chaplin which read 'Please, please, please. STOP'.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on May 06, 2009, 08:24:12 am
Hear the words I sing, war's a horrid thing
So I sing sing sing
Ding-a-linga-ling
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: newman on May 06, 2009, 08:29:02 am
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom

The only bad thing about blackadder is they didn't make more of it. Every episode was an instant classic for me. Of course, Flipside has the right to think otherwise - one of the flaws of democracy is that it allows people to be so very wrong :D
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: karajorma on May 06, 2009, 08:38:23 am
Not to mention that you could sit down a panel of historians for 5 years to explain the causes of the First World War and you still wouldn't get a better one than the one Blackadder gave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAh3Mb3Z9SM). :)
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: BlackDove on May 06, 2009, 08:53:25 am
Back to the topic.

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1123/whyds9isthebesttrekki3.gif)

And more recently; Zachary Quinto is the only thing making the whole thing rise above average.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: The E on May 07, 2009, 09:10:00 am
All previous Movies recapped, using haikus. (http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-scanner/2009/05/star-trek-movie-plots.php)
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Dilmah G on May 07, 2009, 09:35:03 am
Back to the topic.

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1123/whyds9isthebesttrekki3.gif)

DAAAYUUUM!
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Turambar on May 07, 2009, 09:43:15 am

And more recently; Zachary Quinto is the only thing making the whole thing rise above average.

Its still crazy that he's Sylar.

That's like, the least spockish character ever.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: iamzack on May 07, 2009, 01:22:05 pm
all i can hear is nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd girls kissing nerd nerd nerd
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Snail on May 07, 2009, 01:26:03 pm
all i can hear is nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd girls kissing nerd nerd nerd
:(
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: iamzack on May 07, 2009, 04:38:44 pm
Post deleted for being incredible immature and stupid - Flipside.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: General Battuta on May 07, 2009, 05:19:38 pm
Okay, that's a bit much.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Unknown Target on May 07, 2009, 05:29:53 pm
Hey, iamzack, advice:

Don't.

Allow me to elaborate that:

Unless you have something constructive or decent to post, don't bother posting in this thread again.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Dilmah G on May 08, 2009, 08:37:58 pm
all i can hear is nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd girls kissing nerd nerd nerd
The fact you're hearing things on an internet forum would scare me if I cared about your wellbeing.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Unknown Target on May 08, 2009, 10:05:46 pm
Since zack isn't posting in here anymore it seems, then it's not really fair to bash her either. Drop it and get back on topic please.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Dilmah G on May 08, 2009, 10:08:35 pm
Especially since she actually said Hi instead of flaming me when I showed up on IRC, fair 'nuf
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Knight Templar on May 11, 2009, 03:22:43 am
Getting back on topic: I'd totally poke Bree Lindsay. First in the butt, then flip her over. Shake n' bake.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Dilmah G on May 11, 2009, 03:43:59 am
Shake 'n Bake. I like your style  :)
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Topgun on May 11, 2009, 12:41:24 pm
saw the movie, it was good.
nuff said.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Snagger on May 16, 2009, 12:48:07 pm
1)  The film was excellent;

2)  Hugh Laurrie and Stephen Fry were in Jeeves and Wooster;

3)  Blackadder Goes Forth was the best of all the series, with the sharpest wit honed for the series' historical poignancy and accuracy.  If people don't find it equally hilarious, scary and sad, then they either not attentive enough or smart enough.  This was the sharpest  sitcom satire ever written.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Flipside on May 16, 2009, 12:54:25 pm
Actually, people are fully entitled to their own opinions on a series, regardless of whether you like it or not, any more accusing people of not being 'smart' or 'attentive' purely for forming an opinion different to yours and I'll consider it trolling.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Pred the Penguin on May 17, 2009, 08:59:15 am
Finally saw it, now I know what you guys mean by alternate universe.
Guess the old one was going nowhere... =/

Ah well, hope to see more. :yes:
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Dilmah G on May 17, 2009, 09:21:36 am
Saw it, liked it
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: lenard27 on May 20, 2009, 12:23:38 am
I saw it today and liked it.

Slightly off-topic but I don't think it deserves it's own thread:

Did anyone else notice some similarities between the Romulan ship coming out of the gravity field and the FS1 into cut scene?
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Pred the Penguin on May 20, 2009, 09:12:19 am
The feeling of impending doom.... yes they are similar in that case.
As for ship design, they don't look anything alike.
Title: Re: Fans Bash New Star Trek Movie
Post by: Turambar on May 20, 2009, 02:01:26 pm
If subspace was black and lightningey, then yes.