[an0n]

AstroEmpires.

I demand you all go sign up using this link: http://ceti.astroempires.com/?ref=C.34413

Then join this guild: http://ceti.astroempires.com/guild.aspx?guild=109

MORDOR basically owns Alpha server (we're currently taking on 5 other top-10 guilds and smashing the crap out of them) and is kicking ass on Beta too.

But I got made Da Boss of Ceti-MORDOR due to being the only person stupid enough to take the job on. We've always kinda been lacking in numbers due to people generally only joining Ceti because their Alpha/Beta accounts weren't doing much at the time, then they bailed when they got into a war on the other servers.... 

That won't be a problem with you people, since you're all AE noobs.

So sign up.

It's fun, simple - and with my help, guides and experienced advice - easy to play.

There's already guides and tutorials on the Ceti-MORDOR forums I set up (link on the guild info page), and I've got some people I know from Alpha-server transfering into Ceti-MORDOR shortly, once they're sure they've got the base-defences to enter a small, currently-weaker guild without getting gazzumped. So they'll be around to give help and advice too.

SIGN UP!

[TrashMan]

Meh...something like that OGame eh? A waste of time methinks...

[BloodEagle]

Meh...something like that OGame eh? A waste of time methinks...

Second.

[Polpolion]

Looks interesting. But I'm not one to try and kill time with a game that requires you to kill time waiting for things to build. I guess I'll give it a try, though.

[NGTM-1R]

Toss in a little rectal surgery and being commanded by An0n, and it's the best day ever!

[an0n]

Yeah, because it's not like I ran a (reasonably) successful forum, or have active, well-run accounts on all three AE servers or anything.

The only thing I have trouble commanding is myself when your mom's around. She drives me craaaaaaazy.