[Commander Zane]

2. GVD Psamtik vs. Psamtik (Egyptian queen, read it in FS Wiki)

Queen Psamtik orders a bath prepared. Psamtik crew begins Plasma core insertion. Psamtik crew opens fire. Queen Psamtik's bath now has the appropriate temperature. No winner, but weird mental images.

11. GTFr Chronos vs. Kronos

Chronos starts an attack run. Kronos whips out a knife and fork, and starts nomming.

15. GTC Fenris vs. Fenrir

Fenrir enters Fenris' bridge. Is adopted by crew as mascot. Both win.

2.

11.

15.

[Lucika]

What about...

GTD Galatea vs. Earth
GTD Bastion vs. the four rooks on Anand's chessboard
GTD Aquitane vs. all the inhabitants of Aquitane armed with bayonettes

and lost but not least...

GTC Lonewolf vs. a lone wolf

[kaloonzu]

What about...

GTD Galatea vs. Earth
GTD Bastion vs. the four rooks on Anand's chessboard
GTD Aquitane vs. all the inhabitants of Aquitane armed with bayonettes

and lost but not least...

GTC Lonewolf vs. a lone wolf

Galatea attacks Earth but forgets to launch fighter cover. Earth nukes Galatea. Earth wins.

GTD Bastion jumps in to attack chess board. Chess board is sent flying by the displacement of air caused by Bastion jumping in. Bastion Wins.

A lone wolf encounters the crew of the LoneWolf camped out in the Great North Woods. Crew throws him some meat. A well-meaning crew chief adopts him and lone wolf becomes the ship's pet. Both win.

[Lucika]

You forgot about Aquitane

[Droid803]

Well, the inhabitants would swarm the ship and attempt to overwhelm the 10000 or so crew...
What's the population of Aquitaine?

[NGTM-1R]

4. Lucifer wins. Lucifer brings down an army of angels to strike down the five reactors of the destroyer with fire and lighting XD

See the problem with crap like this is that The Legions of Hell just aren't very impressive anymore in combat terms today, so I don't think the Shivans would do much more than curbstomp them.

[Colonol Dekker]

Lucifer commands the lucifer and the lucifer parks in a cscaled up hades as it enters a Hades nebula (generic sci-fi rts reference)

 

[Lucika]

Team brawl:

GTD Hecate + GTD Hades + GTB Athena vs. Hecate + Hades + Athena

[kaloonzu]

Team brawl:

GTD Hecate + GTD Hades + GTB Athena vs. Hecate + Hades + Athena

I don't even know where to begin....

[Colonol Dekker]

Even if I was flying for the trusty GTA.
 
 
I couldn't bring myself to attack Athena as . . . .she's hot

[Commander Zane]

[Marcov]

Team brawl:

GTD Hecate + GTD Hades + GTB Athena vs. Hecate + Hades + Athena

Athena gives the first team a huge pile of golden apples. Team eats apples until they are more than full. Command scolds them, but they say that apples are healthy anyway. Command can do nothing but stare at them, envious of the tasty apples 

[Lucika]

Alpha 1 vs. Ensign Munroooooooooooooooooooo

[Marcov]

Hrm? We don't know how superlaser yield compares either...

2.4×10 to the 32nd power. There.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Superlaser

Harbringer (according to estimation) = 600 X 10 to the 24th power

Now what about the BFREd? About 15 X 10 to the 27th power.
So a Super Laser could do about 8 billion FreeSpace damage = enough to take down 8,000 clustered Sathanas juggernauts.
I'd say the two universes have about the same fluff yield, you know.

[General Battuta]

I have no idea what point you're trying to make, and what point of mine it's directed towards.

The comparison between the two universes remains fundamentally absurd.

[Scooby_Doo]

Alpha 1 vs Redshirt   

[Marcov]

I have no idea what point you're trying to make, and what point of mine it's directed towards.

The comparison between the two universes remains fundamentally absurd.

What do you mean? I was estimating and comparing the yield of the two universes. You were saying you didn't know the yield of Star Wars, so I got it there for you.

If you pit the Empire against the GTVA, I think the Empire wins, considering it has a crapton more of starships. But what about the Shivans? I don't think even a Sith Lord could somehow survive getting heavily injured by the beam cannon on a Shivan's back.

[Lucika]

I have no idea what point you're trying to make, and what point of mine it's directed towards.

The comparison between the two universes remains fundamentally absurd.

What do you mean? I was estimating and comparing the yield of the two universes. You were saying you didn't know the yield of Star Wars, so I got it there for you.

If you pit the Empire against the GTVA, I think the Empire wins, considering it has a crapton more of starships. But what about the Shivans? I don't think even a Sith Lord could somehow survive getting heavily injured by the beam cannon on a Shivan's back.

I wonder if mind control works on Shivans.

[Marcov]

I wonder if mind control works on Shivans.

And I wonder if Shivans even have a mind 

[General Battuta]

I have no idea what point you're trying to make, and what point of mine it's directed towards.

The comparison between the two universes remains fundamentally absurd.

What do you mean? I was estimating and comparing the yield of the two universes. You were saying you didn't know the yield of Star Wars, so I got it there for you.

If you pit the Empire against the GTVA, I think the Empire wins, considering it has a crapton more of starships. But what about the Shivans? I don't think even a Sith Lord could somehow survive getting heavily injured by the beam cannon on a Shivan's back.

Again, knowing how many watts are produced by a superlaser is of dubious value for figuring out how destructive it is.

Comparing the two universes in some kind of smackdown is not only arbitrary on the technical level, it's of zero merit.