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Title: Foul Language
Post by: Sandwich on February 12, 2003, 09:08:09 am: After 15 minutes browsing the boards for the first time in 3 weeks, the first thing I notice is a marked increase in crude, filthy language in posts.

Can it, guys. :doubt:
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Tiara on February 12, 2003, 09:23:17 am: :nod:

*gives everyone a happy pill*

I just returned as well and I must say, I agree

(Though I must say I'm not totally innocent as well :p)
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Ulundel on February 12, 2003, 09:26:05 am: Don't remember if I've said something...hope not.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 09:54:32 am: *grumbles*
*curses under breath*
Title: Foul Language
Post by: CP5670 on February 12, 2003, 10:27:36 am: I personally did not notice anything, but I only looked a couple of threads and I guess I have gotten used to seeing profanity everywhere anyway... :p :D
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Sandwich on February 12, 2003, 10:41:09 am: I haven't pointed any fingers, and I'm not planning on doing so. But considering this is a public board, those of you who are unable to control your overly-peverse minds and mouths will find themselves the direct cause of word-filters being reinstated - a feature that has been disabled since the move to vB.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Martinus on February 12, 2003, 10:42:07 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
*curses under breath*

[color=66ff00]Keep it up. ;) [/color]
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Tiara on February 12, 2003, 10:42:36 am: Word filters are EVIL!
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Ulundel on February 12, 2003, 10:46:08 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
I haven't pointed any fingers, and I'm not planning on doing so. But considering this is a public board, those of you who are unable to control your overly-peverse minds and mouths will find themselves the direct cause of word-filters being reinstated - a feature that has been disabled since the move to vB.

It depends what are you meaning under overly-peverse words...

Spoiler:
crap, damn, ****, ****

or those that an0n was using when The Rift still existed.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Warlock on February 12, 2003, 10:48:44 am: LOL A word search for f**k gets 54 topics :P

Others got up to 300 topics lol

It is a touch overboard.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stealth on February 12, 2003, 10:50:44 am: i try to use as little if any bad language as possible... in fact, of the four bad words (i'm assuming) i'll bet i've only said like 2 or 3 of them.

hehehe, between an0n and Stryke they probably have about 99% of the bad words :D
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stealth on February 12, 2003, 10:56:34 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
**** you.

do you want to get banned from HLP too for using foul language?

c'mon dude, chill, he just said not to use foul language!
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 10:59:54 am: .......................................
******-slaps Stealth*

Anyway: I've already been banned from HLP :D. err....:(.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stealth on February 12, 2003, 11:02:12 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
.......................................
******-slaps Stealth*

Anyway: I've already been banned from HLP :D. err....:(.

c'mon dude :D

did VWBB ever 'unban' you? (yet)
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 11:03:17 am: .........Eh? When was I banned from the VWBB?
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Martinus on February 12, 2003, 11:06:05 am: [color=33ff00]As always I think this issue is being taken lightly.

an0n most of your antics can be passed off as funny but you push it far too often and usually in inappropriate circumstances. Tone it down.

[/color]
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Ulundel on February 12, 2003, 11:09:10 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
**** you.

:D good comment
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 11:13:23 am: Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=33ff00]As always I think this issue is being taken lightly.

an0n most of your antics can be passed off as funny but you push it far too often and usually in inappropriate circumstances. Tone it down.

[/color]

I can't help it. I see every warning as a challenge and blatantly ignore it as an act of defiance.

Pity me :(.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Sandwich on February 12, 2003, 11:16:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n

I see every warning as a challenge and blatantly ignore it as an act of defiance.

It's not a warning. It's a threat. Deal with it.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 11:17:24 am: What's a threat?
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Styxx on February 12, 2003, 11:18:56 am: Ok, I'll guess I'll have to whip up the user-based censor system then. :rolleyes:

Come on, people. We seriously don't want to ban you, don't make us do it.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 11:23:57 am: On a related tangent: What's the point in a censor? I mean, the only thing which could be considered offensive about a word is the images which is conveys upon reading. By replacing offending words with those ickle star thingies you are merely causing their minds to conjure up a multitude of various profanities in an effort to find a word which fits. So the only real difference is the reader sees the word with their mind instead of their mind and eyes and that they can't read as fast.

Pour example: I'm gonna **** your **** with a spikey stick then **** you in the *** with Mike's *****.

See. Pointless. I know you'll disagree, but I'm still right.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Styxx on February 12, 2003, 11:27:51 am: That's why we'll block any post containing foul language. ;)
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Sandwich on February 12, 2003, 11:30:09 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
By replacing offending words with those ickle star thingies you are merely causing their minds to conjure up a multitude of various profanities in an effort to find a word which fits.

I quite agree - which is why I am coming before you all with the issue as opposed to simply putting the word filter back in.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 11:33:22 am: I take it you won't bother censoring every fricking curse word? Coz that'd take sugaring ages and be pretty frellin hard to do. It'd also make things incredibly frelling hezmada whilst trying to quote Far-buggary-Scape or call something the illegitemate produce of two entities.

But I suppose if you wanna waste your time............

Also, I feel this will only serve to make the boards gayer in that we'll end up using terms like "Shippy" instead of "Rough, hard, sex" as has happened with just about every crapping Stargate board on the internet.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 11:34:04 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich

I quite agree - which is why I am coming before you all with the issue as opposed to simply putting the word filter back in.

So, if asking use nicely doesn't work, you'll ban the offenders then make things worse?
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stealth on February 12, 2003, 11:34:27 am: see i say that OCCASIONALLY it's ok to use a bad word... not acceptable, but not as bad as using it in every sentence, like you do. if you force them to use the filter, then no one will be able to use bad words... don't ruin it for all of us
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stealth on February 12, 2003, 11:35:33 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
.........Eh? When was I banned from the VWBB?

i meant VBB

:)
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 11:36:07 am: Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
see i say that OCCASIONALLY it's ok to use a bad word... not acceptable, but not as bad as using it in every sentence, like you do. if you force them to use the filter, then no one will be able to use bad words... don't ruin it for all of us

STFU.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Sandwich on February 12, 2003, 11:50:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by an0n

So, if asking use nicely doesn't work, you'll ban the offenders then make things worse?

Actually, now that I've gone over what triggered this off in the first place, I should clarify: It's not so much the curse words as the descriptive dirty phrases that bother me - I understand the (immature) need to express oneself with a good hearty "HOLY ****" here and there, but I WILL NOT tolerate things such as describing what kind of excrement you'd like to dump into whoever's mother's open mouth. Got it?
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 11:57:24 am: I don't remember doing that.

Also: Oooh, he's changed the lightcolor of the horizontal-rule. Very nifty, and also, colour co-ordinated.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Martinus on February 12, 2003, 12:15:18 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
On a related tangent: What's the point in a censor? I mean, the only thing which could be considered offensive about a word is the images which is conveys upon reading. By replacing offending words with those ickle star thingies you are merely causing their minds to conjure up a multitude of various profanities in an effort to find a word which fits. So the only real difference is the reader sees the word with their mind instead of their mind and eyes and that they can't read as fast.

Pour example: I'm gonna **** your **** with a spikey stick then **** you in the *** with Mike's *****.

See. Pointless. I know you'll disagree, but I'm still right.

[color=66ff00]It still serves to point out that we don't allow the use of open swearing on these boards.[/color]
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Sandwich on February 12, 2003, 12:36:27 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
I don't remember doing that.

Also: Oooh, he's changed the lightcolor of the horizontal-rule. Very nifty, and also, colour co-ordinated.

Didn't say it was you. I was simply clarifying what exactly it was that bothered me.

And yeah, that was me - couldn't stand that plain-Jane horizontal rule thing any more. :p
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stealth on February 12, 2003, 12:37:28 pm: just plain out saying "F*** you" for no apparent reason, i'd say that's exactly what Sandwich was speaking against :p
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Styxx on February 12, 2003, 01:06:22 pm: Ok, now if the arguing starts over I'll lock the thread for good an ban anyone involved for a week. Better - I'll ban anyone involved for a week, and the person who started it for a month.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: aldo_14 on February 12, 2003, 01:08:25 pm: What about foreign / regional swearwords?'
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 01:08:56 pm: Dammit. And I was just about to use my CRYHAIRYMUTA acronym.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stealth on February 12, 2003, 01:09:10 pm: awwww Styxx, i wasn't really arguing :( :sigh:

i was just humoring an0n
Title: Foul Language
Post by: CP5670 on February 12, 2003, 01:15:15 pm: Quote
What about foreign / regional swearwords?'

In that case I suppose that nobody would understand what you are saying, so it wouldn't really matter. :D

Quote
...but I WILL NOT tolerate things such as describing what kind of excrement you'd like to dump into whoever's mother's open mouth.

This really had me laughing... :D
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 01:16:21 pm: So when we wish to empahsise a point and berate someone, instead of saying:
"I'm gonna **** your *** in the ****** every *** night until she ****s in my**** because you're a biggotted ********* who should have a **** ***'d up his *****"

We'd have to say thing like:
"I whole-heartedly disagree with your reasoning and wish to make it know to the general population that the manner in which you dress is somewhat reminiscent of a male prostitute"

???
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 12, 2003, 01:24:29 pm: Quote
Originally posted by aldo_14
What about foreign / regional swearwords?'

Like what?

:runs:
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 01:26:50 pm: *quack*

Like sheiBe, or merde, or "Vous est une lecher du merde", or "Ma cul sur vous nez".
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 12, 2003, 01:31:48 pm: Ahh, well what about scrottocks, then?
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 01:34:04 pm: I suppose I'll just have to start oppressing you people the hard way..... Shrike
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 12, 2003, 01:36:39 pm: I suppose I'll just have to start oppressing you people the hard way..... Shrike
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 01:39:13 pm: I suppose I'll just have to start oppressing you people the hard way..... Shrike
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Tiara on February 12, 2003, 01:49:29 pm: an0n won't be easily beaten in a swear contest :p
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 01:52:02 pm: You are quite correct.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 12, 2003, 01:52:48 pm: Time to break out the Shakespearean insults!

Thou notty-pated fool!
Thou bull's pizzle!
and worst of all:
Thou Prince Of Wales!
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stunaep on February 12, 2003, 01:54:00 pm: yo! cut that. I for one don't want language filters back. I still remember the gay... good old times, when we had the half-page wide avatars.

anyway, a lot of useless spam and swearing has been caused by the KT-Stealth standoff, that KT finally put an end to yesterday. Now that that's over, and once an0n gets another 'accidental' ip ban for a while, I guess it´ll go away.

Though I quite like the expressions our young illustrious rebel uses.;7
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 01:55:01 pm: You white-bearded devil.
You great oaf of a man.
What business have you of time lest hours be cups of old sac and days be great mounds of fatty meat?
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 01:56:51 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Though I quite like the expressions our young illustrious rebel uses.;7

It could be said, by those who are of a favourable temperament towards me, that I am what may be colloquealy described as "the shiznit".
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on February 12, 2003, 01:57:25 pm: I give in.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Shrike on February 12, 2003, 01:58:08 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
It could be said, by those who are of a favourable temperament towards me, that I am what may be colloquealy described as "the shiznit".
Or 'that guy who always gets edited' :p
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 02:01:33 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Or 'that guy who always gets edited' :p

Should such an instance be noticed by me, I would most certainly be forced to describe the affending administrative personage, quite harshly, as someone who gains a sensual pleasure and general state of arousal at any and all times when a male phalus should come (I mean no pun at this instance) into the range of their visual or olfactory senses.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Shrike on February 12, 2003, 02:03:14 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Should such an instance be noticed by me, I would most certainly be forced to describe the affending administrative personage, quite harshly, as someone who gains a sensual pleasure and general state of arousal at any and all times when a male phalus should come (I mean no pun at this instance) into the range of their visual or olfactory senses.
And then get edited.

I can do this all day. :D

Anyhow, I'm sure everyone knows by know I'm rather more leniant on this topic than Sandwich - it'd be rather hypocritical if I wasn't - so I'm just asking you guys, on behalf of our more sensitive admins, to cool it and clean up your language a bit.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 02:05:53 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
And then get edited.

I can do this all day. :D

To which this are you currently refering.

*makes haste and vacates the area at a notably increased velocity*

Quote
Anyhow, I'm sure everyone knows by know I'm rather more leniant on this topic than Sandwich - it'd be rather hypocritical if I wasn't - so I'm just asking you guys, on behalf of our more sensitive admins, to cool it and clean up your language a bit.

*grumbles profusely and mutters profanity in a gentlemanly manner*
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Shrike on February 12, 2003, 02:07:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
*grumbles profusely and mutters profanity in a gentlemanly manner*
Thank you.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 02:08:52 pm: See. Asky nicey, catchy munkeey.

I'm actually becoming quite fond of the gentlemanly verbal duelling.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stunaep on February 12, 2003, 02:14:45 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n

Should such an instance be noticed by me, I would most certainly be forced to describe the affending administrative personage, quite harshly, as someone who gains a sensual pleasure and general state of arousal at any and all times when a male phalus should come (I mean no pun at this instance) into the range of their visual or olfactory senses.

If I promise to refer to you as the shiznit for the rest of my life, will you go back to rude swearing? I prefer curses I can actually understand after a first reading.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Shrike on February 12, 2003, 02:15:34 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
If I promise to refer to you as the shiznit for the rest of my life, will you go back to rude swearing? I prefer curses I can actually understand after a first reading.
I like it, it actually shows creativity.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stunaep on February 12, 2003, 02:18:39 pm: yes, but my brain is currently in an overloaded state due to trigonometry problems, which makes me want to laugh uncontrollably on the street wearing only a cheerleader skirt and a vase on my head
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 02:18:42 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
If I promise to refer to you as the shiznit for the rest of my life, will you go back to rude swearing? I prefer curses I can actually understand after a first reading.

You ask too much, sir. What you ask of me is as asking Newton to take an umbrella with which to protect himself from the harshness of the stellar furnace we lovingly and respectfully call the Sun. Or as asking a young Adolf Hitler to respect life of all religions, races and creeds regardless of their genetic structure of belief systems. As asking the Gods of old to step from their mountain thrones and be cast down amongst not the men of Earth, but the beasts, beasts of burden and the stuff of epic banquets.

In short sir, what you ask is too great a feat for me to perform.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 02:19:17 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
yes, but my brain is currently in an overloaded state due to trigonometry problems, which makes me want to laugh uncontrollably on the street wearing only a cheerleader skirt and a vase on my head

Take pictures.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 02:19:54 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
I like it, it actually shows creativity.
It shows I REALLY need a girlfriend.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stunaep on February 12, 2003, 02:22:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n

You ask too much, sir. What you ask of me is as asking Newton to take an umbrella with which to protect himself from the harshness of the stellar furnace we lovingly and respectfully call the Sun. Or as asking a young Adolf Hitler to respect life of all religions, races and creeds regardless of their genetic structure of belief systems. As asking the Gods of old to step from their mountain thrones and be cast down amongst not the men of Earth, but the beasts, beasts of burden and the stuff of epic banquets.

In short sir, what you ask is too great a feat for me to perform.

The umbrella thing could realy be useful for avoiding UV rays.

How young Adolf do you mean? He started to hate the jews after his mother died.

I have nothing to say about the gods.

hey I like this, swearing can actually turn into an intelligent discussion. not the other way around as usual
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Shrike on February 12, 2003, 02:24:29 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
It shows I REALLY need a girlfriend.
No, the fact that you want pictures of peanut in a schoolgirl getup shows you really need a girlfriend....
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 02:26:28 pm: Mwuahaha.

Through my eloquence and gentlemanly defiance of the rules, as laid down by this discussion board's administrative staff, I have redefined the complex socio-psychotic relationships between argumentative discourse and intellectual discussions.

I believe this to be an ample opportunity for those who frequent this technological marvel to begin worshiping me, like unto a God and to begin or continue showing me appropriate quantities of admiration and fear.

In short, good reader; PHEAR ME!!!
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 02:27:35 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
No, the fact that you want pictures of peanut in a schoolgirl getup shows you really need a girlfriend....

I'd settle for a picture of Richard Simmons in a school-girl outfit.

*needs either sex, drugs or sex-drugs; preferably all three*
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stunaep on February 12, 2003, 02:32:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n

I'd settle for a picture of Richard Simmons in a school-girl outfit.

*needs either sex, drugs or sex-drugs; preferably all three*

I....

AM....

RICHARD....

SIMMONS!!!!!!111

*shoots himself, then injects poison, jumps into a river, strangles himself, cuts his major arteria, and electrocutes*
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 02:34:20 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
*shoots himself, then injects poison, jumps into a river, strangles himself, cuts his major arteria, and electrocutes*
Who do you think you are? Rasputin?
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stunaep on February 12, 2003, 02:38:05 pm: nah, I'm wayyy past that level. Rasputing didn't get electrocuted. And he didn't survive

*goes to buy a guillotine*
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 02:41:23 pm: He was shot a bunch of times, poisoned with enough arsenic to kill every Rhino in Africa, hung then drowned.

And in the end, the autopsy revealed he died of pneumonia.

They dug him up a few years later and burned his bones.

Very odd.

Oh, and have I mentioned lately that I hate you to such a degree that my modem is starting to growl down the cable line?

All this intellectual **** has got my brain working for the first time in like a year. I'm typing about 10 times the speed I normally type and I'm starting to actually think about doing Maths homework.

Woe is me.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stunaep on February 12, 2003, 02:44:51 pm: I've read 2 books and seen 1 movie about Rasputin, so I should now.

Anyway, I told you, you need to cut the intellectual crap, and go back to hard swearing.

[edit]
as for my brain, I'm currently looking for a cheerleader.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stunaep on February 12, 2003, 02:46:29 pm: and he most certainly didn't die to pneumonia (longue disease). I think it was drowning.. Or cold.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stunaep on February 12, 2003, 02:48:29 pm: I was right.

Quote
." During the fateful last evening of Rasputin's life, the conspirators drugged, poisoned, beat and shot him. Yet the staretz survived all these and actually died by drowning when his body, wrapped in a carpet was thrown into the Moika Canal on the Neva River.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: heretic on February 12, 2003, 02:49:41 pm: well ****, this is a *****in' announcement :yes:
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 02:52:22 pm: Swearing is passe. Being pompous is in now.

And Rasputin died of pneumonia. Which is caused by things damaging you lungs. IE, water.
Title: Re: Foul Language
Post by: Vertigo1 on February 12, 2003, 03:42:59 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
After 15 minutes browsing the boards for the first time in 3 weeks, the first thing I notice is a marked increase in crude, filthy language in posts.

Can it, guys. :doubt:

*gives Sandwich the bird*

:D ;)

(this is a hilarious reference to the first episode in the second half of season 4 of Farscape. If you haven't seen it, then you seriously won't get this joke.)

Seriously though, there a problem with Farscape swears? (frell, dren, hezmanna, etc...)
Title: Re: Re: Foul Language
Post by: Shrike on February 12, 2003, 03:44:06 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Vertigo1
Seriously though, there a problem with Farscape swears? (frell, dren, hezmanna, etc...)
Other than that they're just silly, no. :p
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Vertigo1 on February 12, 2003, 03:47:08 pm: Ohh, in that case....

FRELL YOU ALL! :D
Title: Foul Language
Post by: an0n on February 12, 2003, 04:12:28 pm: Hmmmm.

*thinks about starting a "Insult each other with Dickens quotes" thread*
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Sandwich on February 12, 2003, 05:16:56 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Styxx
Better - I'll ban anyone involved for a week, and the person who started it for a month.

I'd challenge you on that, but I'm offline for another 2 weeks yet. :p

Quote
Originally posted by an0n
So when we wish to empahsise a point and berate someone, instead of saying:
"I'm gonna **** your *** in the ****** every *** night until she ****s in my**** because you're a biggotted ********* who should have a **** ***'d up his *****"

We'd have to say thing like:
"I whole-heartedly disagree with your reasoning and wish to make it know to the general population that the manner in which you dress is somewhat reminiscent of a male prostitute"

???

Either will do, although the latter does have it's humorus advangates. :D

An0n: Thou dost do well by me in the invoking of soul-healing laughter in my person, by which this mine mood has yea verily improved a hundredfold, nay, a thousandfold!
Title: Foul Language
Post by: 01010 on February 12, 2003, 05:20:05 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich

An0n: Thou dost do well by me in the invoking of soul-healing laughter in my person, by which this mine mood has yea verily improved a hundredfold, nay, a thousandfold!

You're all ****ing nuts.

:)
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Shrike on February 12, 2003, 05:24:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by 01010
You're all ****ing nuts.

:)
True.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Knight Templar on February 12, 2003, 05:42:04 pm: Upon reading this, I have a new found respect for my fellow boardmembers. Happy go lucky me.

err, maybe just an0n and shrike.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Sesquipedalian on February 12, 2003, 06:50:01 pm: Most refreshing. I've always held that the deployment of intelligent insults is far more effective than crudity. It is to be hoped that this becomes the norm on HLP. :D
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Knight Templar on February 12, 2003, 06:56:21 pm: an0n gets his own little space in my heart now. right next to G Dubya :D
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Galemp on February 12, 2003, 07:52:29 pm: I have but one word to say:

BELGIUM!

:D
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Whitelight on February 12, 2003, 09:51:04 pm: The admins are right, cursing just shows the lack of self control...

Cursing leads to wickedness..
Title: Foul Language
Post by: CP5670 on February 12, 2003, 09:53:01 pm: Ah, so instead of something like

You are a stupid ******* ************* idiot and all your **** arguments are ******* wrong and you don't know a **** thing and you ******* suck!!!

we can now write something similar to

It is quite apparent that the collection of particles enclosed within your skull is remarkably lacking in its cognitive capabilities and does not fall into the general category of a human brain because it causes the continual generation of logically fallacious and inconsistent ravings in your posts, the feeble attempts at arguments contained therein easily countered by the least intelligent of monkeys, along with the consistent misidentification of coffee cups for donuts (only a math fanatic will get that one), so it is advisable to have you deported to an asylum at the soonest opportunity.

You know, I like this style... :D :yes:
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 12, 2003, 10:00:38 pm: Every time you say a naughty word, you make the baby Jesus cry in his manger and the bad devils fly in through your mouth.

Damn, I mean that to be a kinda religious-nut parody, but instead I sound like Stealth. Never mind.

I guess it's time to invent new curses, then.

You, good sir, are a billywanker!
Title: erm.. at CP. Draw 4, ya beef-witted apple jon
Post by: Knight Templar on February 12, 2003, 10:02:02 pm: I find your rudimentary forms of logic rather disturbing.

If sticks and stones could break ones bones, then what good would come to by belittling ones ego on a system based upon words do?

:p *needs to brush up on british insults*
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Stryke 9 on February 12, 2003, 10:04:53 pm: It's kinda hard to email a rock.

Or, at least, to get any good velocity off doing so.

Toesnoffle.
Title: Foul Language
Post by: CP5670 on February 12, 2003, 10:05:59 pm: Quote
I find your rudimentary forms of logic rather disturbing.

That is because the aforementioned collection of particles as applied to you is not quite up to its task. In my humble opinion, due to this deficiency, you exhibit poorer behavior than a powerfactorial function of order -1 but yet have as simplistic a mind as a linear polynomial.

:D
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Knight Templar on February 12, 2003, 10:06:30 pm: oh pish posh you good for nothing talliwacker
Title: Foul Language
Post by: CP5670 on February 12, 2003, 10:16:12 pm: Your lack of competency at the invention of new words for use in insults is so laughable that it pales in comparison even to my somewhat uncreative phrases.

bah, I'm getting bored of writing all these big words; I'm going to go back into fred2 for a while... :p :D
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Knight Templar on February 12, 2003, 10:21:01 pm: it is apparent by the lack of sufficient haughtyness in your tone of speach that you are infact a vitamin c deffiecient american, who may or may not be a fanatic of the well known baltimore ravens, if not for sheer pleasure and sexual arosement, then for jumping on a community bandwagon of wealth and glory.

:blah:
Title: Foul Language
Post by: Shrike on February 13, 2003, 01:13:32 am: Damned spammers.