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Offline An4ximandros

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
i have watched all the alien movies, now i have to watch all of the predator movies. ****ing crossovers.

needless to say prometheus throws a trek-like monkey wrench into the whole ****ing plot line. to tie off a couple small, hardly consequential, loose threads in the original movie, they slash huge gashes into the plot of every movie and especially the crossovers with predator. up till a couple days ago i had always assumed that the boneship pilot was in fact a predator. but having re-watched it and watching prometheus again and watching both avp movies as well, the proportions are way off. so yea, il buy into most of the prometheus plot. but that scene at the end bothers me. that is the wrong timeframe for a proto-alien. full breed aliens need to be present in the predator timeframe (present day, though in some of the games predators were around in the aliens era as well).

now they ****ing absolutely have to explain how predators relate to engineers, are they a side project or another race entirely. from what ive seen the predator appear to have superior technology to the engineers. predators seem to have the best energy weapons, and from what i can tell they dont rely on hypersleep like humans and engineers do indicating that their ships have superior propulsion. if engineers created predators no doubt they should have the superior tech, but i dont see any indication of that. it is a shame the only kind of fighting we saw from the engineers was hand to hand, id like to better gauge their tactical capabilities. aside from germ warfare.

if you eliminate predator canon and avp crossovers then everything makes sense. but those are pretty good and give clues to the origin of a lot of the stuff in alien canon. so im going to have to re-watch all 3 predator movies to get a better indication about how they all fit in. now they have to make an aliens vs engineers vs predators vs humans vs whatever other bull**** they manage to throw in along the way. i wouldnt say that prometheus was as bad of an abomination than alien resurrection, but its pretty damn close.

Who was the bloody idiot that decided to crossover Aliens with Predator?

In any case, that's why you shouldn't watch crossovers, specially from Hollywood and it's Ilk.

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Ridley Scott doesn't give a **** about Predators or any of that. He doesn't even particularly care about Aliens. Prometheus was a big and pretty intentional '**** you' to the way his franchise has been handled post-Alien.

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Yes, it's good to see a director have the guts for that.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
In any case, that's why you shouldn't watch crossovers, specially from Hollywood and it's Ilk.

The Homicide/Law & Order crossovers were actually good.
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Offline Nuke

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
the original avp crossovers (if you dont count predator 2) were games. and they were damn awesome. the movies weren't that bad either. but you cant crossover things and then try to uncross them like that.
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Offline Nuke

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-snip-

unfortunately i don't have any pictures of the cave or box of scraps to prove the rest of my story.

and you got actual fusion out of that thing?
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Firstdragon34

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
It seems like a perfect moment to be listening to Freespace 1 music and re-rendering an old space scene on my Bryce 7 program, with premium settings and Depth of Field. :p
A small voice in my head tells me they are have followed us here in the Milky Way. They follow us until we are dead at their feet. We are nomands of the stars, no longer the race that was loved by the Great Elders. My name is Kyral and this is my story of survival.

There is no sanctuary for us, in this Universe. We will fight the Terror for one last time on this Shining World. May the Transcendent judge us kindly in the Life Stream.

 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
In any case, that's why you shouldn't watch crossovers, specially from Hollywood and it's Ilk.

The Homicide/Law & Order crossovers were actually good.

Discussion about Alien, NGTM-1R manages to link Homicide.



Well played
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
-snip-

unfortunately i don't have any pictures of the cave or box of scraps to prove the rest of my story.

and you got actual fusion out of that thing?

out of that specific one, no.  we didn't apply for the necessary licenses, as it would spit out neutrons.  but we physically could have, yes.  a new batch of students probably will this year.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Quote from: wikipedia
"There's something very important I forgot to tell you! Don't cross the streams… It would be bad… Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
—Egon Spengler/Harold Ramis on crossing proton streams

AVOID COMPLETE PROTONIC REVERSAL!!!!!
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
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-Inferno R1
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-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
On the other hand, reversing the polarity of the neutron flow solves everything.
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Offline z64555

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
On the other hand, reversing the polarity of the neutron flow solves everything.

But neutrons are... oh never mind.
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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
On the other hand, reversing the polarity of the neutron flow solves everything.

But neutrons are... oh never mind.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking this way.
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But everything is so meaningful, and most everything turns to ****.
Rejoice."
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Offline CommanderDJ

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Doing a programming assignment after 20 minutes sleep last night. LIKE A BOSS.
[16:57] <CommanderDJ> What prompted the decision to split WiH into acts?
[16:58] <battuta> it was long, we wanted to release something
[16:58] <battuta> it felt good to have a target to hit
[17:00] <RangerKarl> not sure if talking about strike mission, or jerking off
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> WUT
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> hahahahaha
[17:00] <battuta> hahahaha
[17:00] <RangerKarl> same thing really, if you think about it

 

Offline z64555

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Doing a programming assignment after 20 minutes sleep last night. LIKE A BOSS.

At least you don't have a headache.
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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Just got back from four hours of Kendo and Iaido, I foresee zzzz in the immediate futur....

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Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
So I'm not entirely sure, but I think the bank rep I was talking to to transfer some funds from one account to the other was hitting on me

What did he say?

"I just need to say this, but you have a really nice voice"

My outward reaction was that of a thank you, while internally it was "WHAT THE **** WHERE DID THAT COME FROM"
"No"

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Take the compliment, if one person thinks it, odds are other people are inclined to agree :) ....... Including ladies :yes:

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Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline deathfun

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
Take the compliment, if one person thinks it, odds are other people are inclined to agree :) ....... Including ladies :yes:

Egoboost++++ ?

People have been saying I've got a great voice for a long while
I just never felt inclined to agree since I never found it to be anything special

That and it hasn't done anything for me with regards to gals...
"No"

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L It's over 1000!!!!! (pages)
It's not what you got, it's what you do with it ;7
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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