[Klaustrophobia]

eye twitch... won't .... STOP   

[Mongoose]

Gah, I hate when that happens.

[Klaustrophobia]

every time i read an article on nuclear power online, i know what's coming in the comments.  but i always read them anyway. 


related: my eye twitch has intensified.

[deathfun]

Unrelated: Monday beers never happened
Not peeved about it, we came to the agreement that if she wasn't called in, she'd grocery shop instead. Always next week as mentioned by her

Not entirely accurate. Monday beers did happen, I just drank three and had one free by myself

[Colonol Dekker]

IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;

[Nuke]

programming for dekker:

Code: [Select]

while(!drunk()){
 if(!beerRemaining())
  beer = getBeer();
 beer.drink();

 if(!vomiting)
  getChicks();
}
if(hasChicks()&&chicks.ugly>0)
 runLikeHell();
elseif(hasChicks()&&chicks.hot>0)
 boinkBoink();

initHangover();


[FireSpawn]

programming for dekker:

Code: [Select]

while(!drunk()){
 if(!beerRemaining())
  beer = getBeer();
 beer.drink();

 if(!vomiting)
  getChicks();
}
if(hasChicks()&&chicks.ugly>0)
 runLikeHell();
elseif(hasChicks()&&chicks.hot>0)
 boinkBoink();

initHangover();


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[qazwsx]

programming for dekker:

Code: [Select]

while(!drunk()){
 if(!beerRemaining())
  beer = getBeer();
 beer.drink();

 if(!vomiting)
  getChicks();
}
if(hasChicks()&&chicks.ugly>0)
 runLikeHell();
elseif(hasChicks()&&chicks.hot>0)
 boinkBoink();

initHangover();


FIRESPAWN APPROVES THIS POST

QAZWSX APPROVES THIS POST TOO

[Colonol Dekker]

Can you commit this to trunk please so the community can benefit?

[deathfun]

I didn't understand a word Dekker meant earlier, but Nuke's post made me laugh enough to make my dog put his head on my lap all concerned like

[qazwsx]

So, like, oxford is ****ing amazing.

[Luis Dias]

Just been banned out of Hard-Light.

Apparently they dislike being confronted with the TRUTH of God, Free Will and how physics is not a sufficient answer for consciousness and the Truth.

Ahhh it was fun.

[AtomicClucker]

Just been banned out of Hard-Light.

Apparently they dislike being confronted with the TRUTH of God, Free Will and how physics is not a sufficient answer for consciousness and the Truth.

Ahhh it was fun.

I found TRUTH at the bottom of Higgin's Inkwell.

Then I created heavens upon thick backbones of black ink that tore into the whitespace of American Masters heavy print paper, spawning angels of light and darkness, then fleshed with subdued watery fires of cadmium reds and quinacridone red in a play of Heaven versus Hell, then I chucked it into a sink.

Then rinse and repeat that process TEN times over.

Then my coffee ran dry.

[Luis Dias]

Thing is, I didn't even start it. One guy said "There is no God, period". Or something. I was amused, so I replied, "Gimme proof".

And then they all assumed I was a believer. Some went away, bemoaning. Very funny. Then Beli pressed for a proof he does.

I went along with it. Started to give hints to the farce. Kept telling them that if God does not exist, so does not Free Will, therefore we are all Zombies. I pressed on the word zombies. My nick was megaspacezombie. Didn't connect.

Then labtutta showed up. Conversation went kinda weird places to time's arrow and stuff. Very funny, people all angry at me for having a theological opinion. Then The_E banned me. Probably was on to me.

[AtomicClucker]

Go interpret some abstract art then. That's where the wank ends and eye wrangling begins.

[Luis Dias]

Go interpret some abstract art then. That's where the wank ends and eye wrangling begins.

Did that in school. Boring stuff anyway.

[AtomicClucker]

Go interpret some abstract art then. That's where the wank ends and eye wrangling begins.

Did that in school. Boring stuff anyway.

And there, that's your problem.

[Bob-san]

Ordered a pair of Agility 4 256GB SSD's for RAID0. What sucks is I only have Intel ICH10R or a Marvell 9128 ("SATA-III") controller available. I'm not expecting much.

[Aardwolf]

Did my first unsupervised driving today! Successfully got to Dominos to pick up my weekly pizzas, and back home. Didn't crash, or get a ticket, or any crap like that.

...AND CARS MUST BE DESTROYED!

[Polpolion]

Thing is, I didn't even start it. One guy said "There is no God, period". Or something. I was amused, so I replied, "Gimme proof".

Did anyone try proof by contradiction and pointing out how omnipotence conflicts with how the universe works?