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Offline -Norbert-

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
So in the future instead of normal and inf builds, we'll get normal and "funny bugs" builds?  :P

 
Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
 :wakka: This simply must be replicated in some way, either for FSO or BP specifically. It's just too damn funny not to!

Oh, by the way, another excellent bug report General. You guys should create bugs more often  :lol:
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
THE SUPPORT SHIP IS A SECRET ALIEN

Reload an ammo-based primary in BP2 and sometimes you'll randomly and inexplicably hear the sound of a Vishnan beam discharge, as if your vessel were being packed not with fresh ordinance but TINY BULLET-SHAPED VISHNANS :eek:

 

Offline Fury

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
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21:39:17 Fury` kicks Goober5000 in the nuts
21:39:24 Fury`: GOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBEEEEEEEER
21:39:36 Goober5000: o hai
21:39:38 Fury`: So
21:39:57 Goober5000: I have 5000 of them; that hurt :(
21:40:18 Fury`: you had this bright idea of hardcoding SND_BALLISTIC_START_LOAD  to index 200 and SND_BALLISTIC_LOAD to index 201
21:40:34 Fury`: and we've been wondering for like months why support ship keeps doing these weird sounds
21:40:41 Wanderer: :D
« Last Edit: June 26, 2010, 01:46:49 pm by Fury »

 
Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
:lol:

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
Today the uberbomber bug returned due to user error on my part.

In memoriam, uberbomber bug, I present the collected poetry of #hard-light

Quote
from out of subspace
furious bombers awake
endless hail falling

Quote
screams of battuta
earn no mercy; bombs still fly
snowflakes on fuji

Quote
there once was a young pilot named bob
who made mission designers sob
his bombs were so rapid
that no one escapped
til they stuck a patch in his gob


Quote
**** **** **** **** ****
oh **** what the ****ing ****
holy ****ing **** man

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
Make sure you get it on video!
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 
Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
Today the uberbomber bug returned due to user error on my part.

In memoriam, uberbomber bug, I present the collected poetry of #hard-light

Quote
from out of subspace
furious bombers awake
endless hail falling

Quote
screams of battuta
earn no mercy; bombs still fly
snowflakes on fuji

Quote
there once was a young pilot named bob
who made mission designers sob
his bombs were so rapid
that no one escapped
til they stuck a patch in his gob


Quote
**** **** **** **** ****
oh **** what the ****ing ****
holy ****ing **** man

The last one was truly epic!

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
The limerick has an awful, horrible, contrived rhyme. It should go more like this:

There once was a pilot named Bob
Who made Blue Planet's mission designers sob
He loosed salvos of rape
That none could escape
'Til a patch was shoved in his gob
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
Noooo I love escapped

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
You whiteboys just suck at rhyming.  :pimp:

 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
*snip*

The last one was truly epic!

This coming from a person who uses the profanity filter.

 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
Should've made a video...
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 
Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
Hope this isn't considered a (bad) necro, but I just read this thread and found this to be appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXy_DO6IZOA

(Oddly, I couldn't find anything more than a single, 20 second YTP on the subject--I'm shocked. Still, the clip has the part I'm talking about in it.)
Delenda Est delenda est.

(Yay gratuitous Latin.)

 

Offline Actium

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
you know what happens to necros ?  ;7


 :snipe:

 

Offline The E

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
You know what happens to smartasses who want to moderate from the backseat?

 :hammer:

EDIT: Disregard this post. It was made in response to Actium, who thought that deleting all his posts was a mighty fine idea. For the record, it is not.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2012, 11:31:32 pm by The E »
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I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
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Offline karajorma

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Re: Relatively trivial bug claims lulz, Battuta's hair
I've restored the offending post.
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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