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Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Axem:
It's a sequel! Yeah, sad I know. There should be a thousand other things I could be doing (I haven't forgotten about anybody ;)), but this somehow got into it all. Oh well, that'll teach me to re-read old threads.
My only hope is that its funny, all the humour ran off on me, so I'm highly skeptical if it was a good idea at all to make it now. Oh well, here, enjoy FreeSpace: Jeopardy II: FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune...
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Pat Sajak: Welcome to FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune, we have an exciting game here as we go into our second round.
Pat: Okay, let's start a new round. And it's a phrase, alright Adam its your turn!
Adam: WHAT IS THE COLOSSUS!
Pat: Uh, no. This isn't Jeopardy.
Adam: Right, sorry. Can I buy a vowel?
Pat: You don't have any money. You spent it all on hotdogs. You know we're not supposed to give that money away yet.
Adam: Right... okay... COMMAND SEND SUPPORT! Need more money!
Pat: Let's skip to Raa... Your turn.
*Spins Wheel*
Pat: Okay... $600!
Raa: Oh, yes. Is there a "Bershahnk"?
Pat: Terran Letters, Raa...
Raa: "R"
Pat: No "R"'s
Raa: By the diety of AWACS...
Pat: Your turn Carl.
Carl: SCREE!
Pat: Whoa!
Pat: Uh, We'll call that a $1000...
Carl: SCREE SCRREEE SEEECREEE
Pat: Yes, many "S"'s. Now let's take a break to get a new wheel installed.
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When you vote tomorrow, remember...
I'm Aken Bosch, and I approve of this message.
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Pat: Alright Carl, we're skipping you because you destroyed the wheel. So it's Adam's turn.
Adam: zzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz...
Raa: Is he dead? Can I have dibs?
Pat: No... It's your turn now Raa, you can...
Adam: No... NO! Keep those puppets away from me! Not my spleen! Nooooooo!
*THWACK!*
Pat: Thank you.
*Raa spins wheel*
Pat: Oooo, the Supernova. I'm sorry Raa, but if you don't get this next letter right, we nuke your home.
Raa: It was already nuked, twice.
Pat: Then we'll nuke Adam's.
Raa: In that case... "R"
Pat: No... no "R"'s... Where were you born Adam?
Adam: Ow... uh... ...Vasuda...
Raa: What?? YOU SON OF A SHIVAN!
Carl: SCREE! SCREE KTTCH KTTCH!
Raa: You want to take this outside?
Carl: SCREEE!
Raa: Oh, you are so going down.
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Axem:
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Pat: Uh... okay... while those two kill each other, Adam gets to move on to the bonus round!
Adam: YAAAAAY!
Pat: Okay, and we have a "Ship." Let's give you the free letters, O, L, O, S, S, U, and S.
Pat: What letters do you want to choose?
Adam: A!
Pat: No.
Adam: B?
Pat: Still no.
Adam: D!
Pat: Uh... why not go back one?
Adam: 1?
Pat: Repeat after me... C...
Adam: See what?
Pat: YES! Now what does it say?
Adam: I dunno. I can't read.
Pat: You...what... *Twitch*
Adam: Hold on I'm getting a call... What's that? A convoy in trouble? I'm on the case. To the Adam-mobile!
MEANWHILE
Raa: Let's get this over with...
MEANWHILE
Pat: He...can't...read...
*SMASH!*
Reporter: Today a Shivan Ship crashed into Soft Light Studios killing no one important. In other news, Vasuda exploded, so you may want to avoid the freeways near there. Up next, Garry King interviews Beta 4, he spills all the secrets about Alpha 1. Have a good night, I'm Gene Ric.
Unknown Target:
LMAO :yes: :D
mitac:
--- Quote ---YOU SON OF A SHIVAN!
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Good one, again.
AlphaOne:
Nice one that was super !:nod:
I want more much more much much much more please post some more "son of a shivan " now thats good..:D
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