Author Topic: The pants game  (Read 9481 times)

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Offline Ghost

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Quote
Originally posted by Raa



$Name: unknowns leaving
$Message: The unknowns are jumping out.  Did anyone get a close look at one?
+AVI Name: Head-CM1
+Wave Name: L_a1m5_m.wav



:confused: Maybe I'm dumb, but why'd you post this?
Wh00t!? Vinyl? Is it like an I-pod 2 or something?

[/sarcasm]

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The Greatest Game in Existance

 

Offline Taristin

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Dunno. I blame the heat.
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Offline Taristin

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We die for nothing if we do not save the pants! Avenge us!
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Offline FireCrack

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"We die for nothing if we do not win the day, avenge us"

I belive that was the quote (nebtoo), unless theres another
actualy, mabye not.
"When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability, no eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint, and yet to see you all at once we only need the point. Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny that fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right."
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
"Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline, the patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin. And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor, then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before."

 

Offline Ghost

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"When the destroyers came for us, we attacked. Never had we been depantsed."
Wh00t!? Vinyl? Is it like an I-pod 2 or something?

[/sarcasm]

-KappaWing

The Greatest Game in Existance

 

Offline Nuke

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command, we have just detected a large object in the pants
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Roanoke

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[Belisarius]"I will not give up my pants"[/Belisarius]

 

Offline Carl

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"gunnery control, open pants!"
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1

 

Offline StratComm

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"Powering up Photon Beam Cannons.  Commense pants core insertion."

Quote
Originally posted by Goober5000
I like what Thunder came up with last time:

"And they hurled themselves into the void of space with no pants..."


And Thunder still wins.  Though there's not much new to this thread that wasn't covered in the last.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2005, 03:59:02 pm by 570 »
who needs a signature? ;)
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Last edited by StratComm on 08-23-2027 at 08:34 PM

 

Offline TrashMan

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Quote
"gunnery control, open pants!"

[Belisarius]"I will not give up my pants"[/Belisarius]

command, we have just detected a large object in the pants

"Sir, we should concetrate on your pants!" - female pilot


These are classics
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 
"I find it difficult to believe that a warhead has sufficient power to demolish pants of this size"
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Offline WMCoolmon

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"...especially pants of a Terran design"? :p
-C

 
Quote
Originally posted by TrashMan
"Those pants have some kind of shielding on them. My sensors can't penetrate!"


That one's just nasty :nod:

Here's one I suppose, though perhaps already in the other thread??

"You call that a pair of pants, command? We're going to need some more help out here."

Lt. Bigass
« Last Edit: July 26, 2005, 03:29:23 am by 1332 »

 

Offline TrashMan

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"Command, the Sathanas is ripping our pants to pieces!"

"Got anything in your pants Actium?"
"Negative Laysander."

"Pants are down! The shivans are getting the best of you Alpha!"
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 
"We were ambushed by an allied heavy recon unit, flying some new kind of pants. They pantsed my squad and jumped before we could take them down"
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Incoming pants:

Excellent work. The detonation of the Bastion's Meson pants created a subpant cataclysm that sealed off the node. You and the 70th Blue Lions deserve the best pants.

The Pants Security Council has authorized the deployment of the GTPD Nereid. The pant destroyer will depart from the Vega system and collapse the node in fifteen minutes (pants time). We must therefore complete our evacuation of Capella by that time. Any ship that remains behind will be panted with the Shivan pants armada.

Your objective is to defend our convoy of pants as they flee through the Vega node. Cargo ships, pant transports, medical vessels, and the remnants of the allied fleet are now in transit. These convoys are under heavy bomberpant fire. If we don't provide cover, thousands willl die.

Your secondary objective is to prevent Shivan warships from entering the Vega node. The Allied fleet has been pantinated, so for the sake of all Terrans and Vasudans, the pant war must end here. You will receive authorization to enter the Vega node and pant off the system once the Nereid has been deployed.

Repant mission.
Accept pants.

This is not a signature.
You did not see this.
It was all a dream.
You will not tell anyone about this.

Now go and read this signature again.

So, you actually bothered to scroll down, eh? If you're that bored, you might as well take a look at the links above.

 

Offline Goober5000

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I think this thread has more than run its course.